Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Episode 20

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🔸 Adebimpe The Facebook Girl:

Went to the bathroom to clean my face and then

returned to my bed to properly view my whatsapp

offline messages. I got three messages from my

contacts and one from a number not stored on my

phone which says “hi onihaxy, long time”.

I was so scared to reply the chat due to my last

nightmare. Infact all my mind was on bimpe as the

sender of the message. I tried checking the display

picture but it was an animated teddy image and this

got me scared the more. I took the courage to reply

the message saying “I’m fine, please who am I chatting

with?”. I waited for several minutes to see if the person

would reply but I got none.

I had my shower, took my breakfast and prepared for

work and yet I didn’t get any response from the

sender. I was so curious that I took the courage to dial

the number, it was ringing but it wasn’t picked. This

got me scared the more as I began to breath heavily. I

became uncomfortable and began to think of what next

to do. I gathered courage and set out to work. I keep

checking my phone screen at intervals while inside the

cab and yet, I didn’t get any reply from the sender. I

decided to call segun on getting to work.

ME: hi sege

SEGE: “ore” I’m fine, how you dey?

ME: I’m not fine

SEGE: wetin happen?. Abi another girl don dupe you?.

ME: I’m not in the mood for that one jaree. I had a

dream

SEGE: about what?

ME: about bimpe *****narrating the whole

nightmare******.

SEGE: ***laughs***** hahahahahahahahaha, oko bimpe

oooo.

ME: is it funny?

SEGE: yes na. Its what you thought about before going

to bed that you dream of. Talk true. Didn’t you think

about her before going to bed?

ME: not sure

SEGE: “ore” forget, na your thoughts led to the dream.

Nothing go happen.

ME: but it hasn’t finished ooo

SEGE: what happened again?

ME: an unknown number sent me a text on whatsapp

immediately I woke up. I have been calling the number

since and the person wasn’t picking up.

SEGE: so you dey think say maybe na bimpe abi?

ME: yes now. I’m so scared.

SEGUN: nothing dey happen. Just calm down, if the

person is serious, he will definitely. Call back or reply

your message.

ME: ok.

I hanged up on segun and continued with my duties at

work. At exactly 11:10am, my phone rang and I

checked the screen. It was the same number calling

me

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ME: placed phone on my hear hi, who is this?

CALLER: its me tosin

*** Instantly, I remembered and recognised the

caller. Tosin was my friend during nysc days. We

stayed at the same lodge and our ppa was in the

same area. We first met when my PPA and his PPA

acquired accommodation for us at the same house,

our friendship began to grow as we found ourselves

in the same CDS group.**

ME: tosin my padi, how you dey?, long time.

TOSIN: I dey jawe.

ME: how did you get my new number?

TOSIN: from one of our friends.

ME: ok,

TOSIN: let’s chat on whatsapp.

ME: ok ***hanged up****.

My mind was cooled as the fears from my nightmare

was reduced. I took a deep breath of comfort and

started chatting with tosin.

ME: how far?, where are you now?

TOSIN: I’m in niger state ooo. What about you?

ME: I am in akure. You must be a big boy now oooo.

How is work?

TOSIN: work is fine bro, what about yours?

ME: I’m managing jawe

TOSIN: managing kee? Is it not a big firm?

ME: big firm kee?, its a small delivery and courier

firm.

TOSIN: what do you do there?

ME: home and office deliveries.

TOSIN: eyah. Hope the pay is ok sha?

ME: not really, just 20k. So what about you?, where

are you working?

TOSIN: hmmmm. I work with an international firm

ME: big boy.

TOSIN: looool

ME: is it an oil & gas firm?

TOSIN: no, its a branding and consultancy firm own

by a british.

ME: chaiii, I dey envy you ooooo. What do you there?

TOSIN: business developer

ME: what’s the function of business developer.

TOSIN: I serve as an intermediate between our firm

and our clients like banks, oil companies, etc.

ME: that cool. You must be earning well ooooo.

TOSIN: not really, just 120k monthly?

ME: heeeeee, you call 120k just?. Please I don’t mind

if you hook me up and fix me into such job.

TOSIN: no problem, just send your C.V to my mail, I

will submit it tommorow. As soon as there is opening

Or vacancy in our company, I will let you know.

ME: thanks pal, I’m grateful.

TOSIN: you are welcome. I have a client to attend

too. Let’s chat later.

ME: ok, bye.

I shouted while sitting on my chair “heeeeee!!!, so I

will soon leave this Akure for a better job!!”. I couldn’t

wait till I close before I applied “make-up” to my cv

and credentials and sent them to tosin’s mail. I

called him to inform him that I have sent the C.V and

he told me that he had seen it. Suddenly, I became

joyous and happy even without getting the job.

On getting home, I picked my fone to chat with my

guy segun.

ME: sege, I go soon leave akure for you oooo

SEGE: wetin happen?, you don apply for togo visa?

ME: you no well, sum1 is trying to fix me to a 120k

monthly salary job

SEGE: heeeee, at where?,

ME: niger state

SEGE: when are you applying?

ME: I don apply already. I sent my C.V this

afternoon.

SEGE: and u didn’t send mine abi?, may bicycle crush

you to death!!!

ME: no vex. I go send yours later

SEGE: better.

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TO Be Continued

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Episode 19

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🔸 Adebimpe The Facebook Girl:

I dropped the call with my mouth wide opened as

segun was also looking at me and shaking his head at

the same time.

SEGE: oh boy, this your kemi too smart

ME: “baje baje”

SEGE: her own smartness sef don pass that of bimpe

ME: seems so. So what do I do next?

SEGE: sebi na two sims you get?

ME: yes na

SEGE: she know the second number?

ME: no oooo.

SEGE: switch off this line for the next 3weeks or one

month. Cased closed.

ME: really?, sebi you be event planner na, abeg plan

another way out jaree

SEGE: abegi mr maga. This girl’s smartness don dey

compete with my own. Just do as I say for now while

planning for another alternative.

I went back home, I changed my sim as segun directed

and kemi’s chapter was closed till further notice.

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******** 18 months later *******

***TAP TAP TAP**** I felt someone taping my shoulder

and waking me up from sleep, I strained my eyelids and

gradually opening my eyeballs, I looked straight into

the ceiling and noticed it was painted white. It looked

strange to me because the ceiling of my room wasn’t

painted. I moved my head to the left and looked

straight to the wall beside me, it was also painted

white, it also looked strange to me because the wall of

my room is painted blue. This time, I was getting

scared and my heart began to ponder faster. Out of

fair, I turned my head to the other opposite side. I saw

two legs standing by the bed. I went dumb instantly as

I was tracing the legs upwards with my eyes. On

tracing to the kneels, the person was putting on a

white overall gown. This time, my heart was beating as

fast as possible. On tracing to the hips, I found out

that it was a girl. I traced to the chest and the two

hands were folded on the chest. I continued lifting my

eyes upward until I reached the face. “What!!!!!,

Adebimpe!!!!, is that you?, what am I doing here?, where

am I?”.

BIMPE: hi onihaxy smiled while standing

ME: ** my heart almost burst out of my chest*****.

Adebimpe, where am I?, how did I get here?, I tried

moving my hands but it was tied to the bed.

BIMPE: smiled, onihaxy!!!, you don’t need to

bother about where you are and how you got here.

What you should bother about is what I will do to you

here.

ME: ****looked around again. The door was locked, my

legs were also tied to the bed’s edge with a chain and

there was no one else in the room aside bimpe and

I******

please dear. I knew I have really wronged you. Please

have mercy on me. Please I beg you in the name of

God.

BIMPE: ***raised eye brow**** and why should I have

mercy on you.

ME: ****crying**** adebimpe my love, it wasn’t my

fault. segun caused everything that happened.

BIMPE: smiled and the same segun isn’t here to

save you. So how will you now save yourself?.

ME: ***started crying and begging for mercy****.

Adebimpe mi, please have mercy on me, search down

into your heart and you will see that I have always

loved you.

BIMPE: hmmmmm, really?, uncle please tell me

another story.

ME: adebimpe, I’m serious. I loved you and I have

always loved you. Ever since you left, I wasn’t myself

anymore. I live every moment of my life thinking about

you dear.

BIMPE: **** dropped her hands from her chest and

moved closer to the bed, she sat down beside me and

kissed me passionately for about 40 seconds*****

Onihaxy, I also love you and I have never stopped

thinking of you. I knew everything wasn’t your idea. I

knew you never had that cruel heart to humiliate me. I

know you were pushed to do what you did.

ME: thanks so much my love. Thanks for understanding

me.

BIMPE: its ok, but that won’t stop me from paying you

the revenge coin.

ME: haaaaaa. I’m so sorry adebimpe, please have

mercy on me.

ADEBIMPE: ****smiled*****, don’t worry dear, I won’t

kill you, I will only cripple you, by the time I break your

joints, I will set you free.

ME: adebimpe please!!!!!!!!

ADEBIMPE: *****stood up from the bed, opened a bag

and brought out a gun, pointed it at my kneels****,

onihaxy, I love you.

ME: ***as she was about to pull the trigger****

ADEBIMPE please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My alarm rang and I woke up sweating seriously, I

looked at my time and it was 5am. “Yeeeeee!!, so I

have been dreaming ?”. I prayed immediately and

switched on my phone. Behold, I got a message from a

strange number saying “hi onihaxy, long time”.

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TO Be Continued

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Episode 18

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🔸 Adebimpe The Facebook Girl:

Segun and I laughed out loud and started talking about

kemi. Segun said she is very smart and would earn

more magas with her brain. We stopped gisting after a

while then we switched to segun’s laptop, he brought

out his game pads and we played winning eleven. We

were so carried away with the game that we forgot

about kemi.

At 12pm, my phone began to ring, I looked at the

screen and it was kemi. It was then that I remembered

about her. I was scared to pick up because I don’t

have the nerves to fabricate lies to her. My badman

event planner geared me up again and did a fast mini

rehearsals with me for the last time. After 4 missed

calls, I called kemi back myself.

ME: hi love, I saw your missed calls

KEMI: why aren’t you picking up?

ME: I was with my boss when you called. And you

know it would be embarrassing if I should pick calls in

his presence.

KEMI: ok dear, should I start coming

ME: eeeeeerrmmm

SEGE: *****throwing up his hands as a sign telling to

speak up*****

ME: eeeerm kemi, my boss wanted me to follow him to

inspect a project, that was why he told me to come

today.

KEMI: ok, let me come before you guys leave for the

project.

ME: we are already on our way to his car, infact, his

car is about 6 feet from here.

KEMI: so what will happen now?

ME: we won’t stay long. I’m sure we can exceed an

hour. When I’m coming back, I will call you.

KEMI: ok dear. I love you so much

ME: I love you too. Bye hanged up.

After the call, I dropped my phone and looked at segun.

SEGE: *****shake hands with me*****, that’s my boy,

ME: hmmmmmm, I hope it works sha

SEGE: mr maga leave story. If you aren’t too smart for

these girls, they would send you back to the village

when they are through with you.

ME: hmmmmmmm, let’s continue our winning eleven

and let me beat you one more time.

SEGE: oloshi, na only that one you sabi

Segun and I continued with the game, when I was

getting hungry, I picked some noodles in his cupboard

and help myself with the cooking. The friendship

between segun and I was more like brothers. We are

always free at each others house. Infact, I do see

segun’s house as my second home and vice versa.

I was eating my noodles and segun was playing game

alone on his own when kemi called again. I looked at

the wall clock and the time was 2pm.

ME: hello

KEMI: hi dear, please call me back

ME: ok

KEMI: ****hanged up****

I dropped the phone from my ear and face segun.

ME: “Shoooooo!, segun see me see wahala oooo”

SEGE: wetin happen?

ME: imagine kemi telling me to call back after

receiving 400naira airtime yesterday?

SEGE: sebi na you start am from onset

ME: how? ***raised eye brow****

SEGE: me as I dey so, if I send 100naira card to any

girl and if she doesn’t call me with atleast 50naira

worth of airtime before requesting another one, I will

never send another card.

ME: hmmmmmmmm

SEGE: but if na you, one “yeye” girl go call you to send

card, she no go use atleast half of the card to call you,

and she go request for another one. And you would

send it again. So what do you expect?

ME: you are right sha.

SEGE: call her na. Let’s hear what she has to say.

ME: ok

I dialled kemi’s number from my phone.

ME: hello kemisola

KEMI: hi love, where are you?

ME: I’m still with my boss on the project site

KEMI: when will you be through?

ME: I can’t say for now, but soon sha

KEMI: ooooh God, time is going now

ME: don’t worry, if we can’t be chanced to go out

today, what about tomorrow?

KEMI: that’s impossible, me and my family are

returning very early tomorrow morning

ME: haaaaa, ok, I pray we leave here quickly today

KEMI: and what happens if you don’t leave on time?

ME: I don’t know oooo,

KEMI: ok, let’s do it this way

ME: how?

KEMI: with the situation of things, I don’t think I would

be able to sneak out again today after this moment

ME: huuuuuuh

KEMI: so please can you send the money to my

account on monday morning so that I can shop for few

things to take to school when I get back to lagos.

ME: ********chai, “mogbe”, see finishing format*****.

Hmmmmmm, ok dear

KEMI: is that a promise dear, should I be expecting it?

ME: yeah, I will try

KEMI: I love you so much dear. And please, help me to

keep bro segun’s gift, I will collect it on my next visit

to akure during semester break

ME: really?, are you coming for another occasion?

KEMI: no ooo, I’m coming specially to visit you, I will

spend like 4days with you before I return back to lagos

ME: waooooh, I can’t wait for that moment. When will

that be?

KEMI: let’s say 2 months from now. I can’t wait to be

in your arms too my baby

ME: ok dear

KEMI: please don’t forget ooo, you know you promised

me you will send it on monday.

ME: I know dear.

KEMI: ok love. Take care

ME: and you too. Bye *hanged up

TO Be Continued

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Episode 17

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🔸 Adebimpe The Facebook Girl:

After dropping kemi’s call, I was confused on how to

bail myself from the web I just entered. I had just

lied and now, the lies were hunting me. I thought

through and couldn’t get a possible way out. I

decided to involve segun the event planner himself

on whatsapp.

ME: sege, how you dey?

SEGE: oko bimpe, oko kemi, I dey oo

ME: you no well ni

SEGE: how far?, you don call your wife?

ME: that was what I wanted to discuss with you sef

SEGE: gist me, wetin happen?

ME: the plan backfired

SEGE: how?

ME: I called her to informed her that my boss told

me to come to work tomorrow bla..bla..bla……

SEGE: wetin come happen?

ME: she told me that she would come to meet me at

my work place.

SEGE: heeeeeeeeee, smart counter move

ME: she said we would go out for the shopping from

there. And if the shopping won’t be possible, she

would collect the money and the gift you bought for

her.

SEGE: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ME: tell me jor, what should I do next?

SEGE: can’t you think on your own?

ME: I couldn’t figure out any idea jor

SEGE: you no well ni.

ME: so what next?.

SEGE: ok, let me give you few ideas, then you would

pick anyone out of them.

ME: ok, I’m all ears.

SEGE: first one, call her tomorrow morning, and

switch off there after. Switch on the phone on

sunday night. Call her and inform her that you had a

flat battery.

ME: hmmmmm, nice one. Any other idea?

SEGE: here is another one. Don’t call her at all

tomorrow, switch off till monday, don’t call her, wait

till she calls you herself and then tell her that you

were robbed and your phone was stolen.

ME: hmm mr sege!!!!!

SEGE: and here is another one. When its tomorrow

morning, call her to inform her that you are going to

work. And call her 2 hours later to inform her that

you are travelling with your boss to somewhere to

inspect a project and you don’t know when you would

be back.

ME: this your small head, na so so bad things full

am.

SEGE: that’s why I am referred to as the event

planner.

ME: lool.

Segun and I had some moments of chats before we

end it at 9:30pm.

I then sat on my bed thinking of the one to follow

one of segun’s game plans.

After thinking for several minutes, I decided to go with

segun’s third plan.

I faced the mirror before I slept and tried doing some

rehearsals on how I would talk to kemi. I woke up very

early the second day which was saturday. I prepared

little breakfast, did a little exercise until 8am when I

decided to place a call to kemi. Suddenly, I began to

fear. I don’t know where the fear came from, I just

observed that I couldn’t gather the courage to lie to

kemi.

Then I decided to call segun and inform him about my

predicament. He suggested that I should come over to

his place. “Who knows?, kemi might decide to find me

to my house since she already knew the place”. I

agreed with segun, I dressed up and went to meet him

at home.

On getting to segun’s house. We had few gist, then he

gave me some courage, cheers and some scripts to

make the call.

ME: hello baby,

KEMI: hi love

ME: I’m on my way to work

KEMI: ok dear, what time should I come to meet you at

work?

ME: hmmmm. Let me get to work first and see the

situation of things, then I will call you

KEMI: no problem. Better still, text the address of your

workplace to me incase your number becomes

unavailable.

ME: ***oloshi**** ok dear, I will text it to you when I

dropped from the cab

KEMI: ok dear. Thanks for yesterday

ME: what did I do yesterday?

KEMI: the airtime you gave me.

ME: ***i thought as much, kemi would never

appreciate it if it were to be 100 or 200naira

denomination***, you are welcome dear.

KEMI: *laughs, you know our elders says if you

appreciate what you were given yesterday, you would

get another one today.

ME: ****laughed***, you are funny

KEMI: so I’m expecting what the elders said we should

be expecting

ME: I hear. Talk to you later

KEMI: ok dear, bye

ME: bye dear hanged up

TO Be Continued

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Episode 16

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ME: ***dropped the phone and turned to kemi****.

My love, please wait for few minutes, he would be

here.

KEMI: ooooooh God, I don’t like all this things, my

family must have be looking for me now.

ME: pats her on her laps I’m so sorry my love.

Please I’m sorry.

KEMI: ok, I will wait for only 20minutes. Go and get

my recharge card for me first.

ME: ***chaii, gbese!!!!!!!!, how I go take escape this

one oooooooo!!!**** ok dear.

KEMI: please hurry up.

ME : ok, let me go out and get it.

I picked my phone, went out of the house and chat

with segun.

ME: sege how far? Where you dey?

SEGE: I dey inside the joint wey dey down the street.

ME: ok,

SEGE: wetin your babe dey talk?

ME: she say she go wait for 20 minutes for you to be

back

SEGE: funny. She go wait tire ooo. Just find means

take discharge her for today. She go come back

tomorrow.

ME: who tell you that one?

SEGE: I know her type, she no go wan miss the awuf

outing.

ME:hmmmm, I hear. But she dey demand for card

oooo

SEGE: like how much?

ME: 400naira.

SEGE: e no too much na, afterall you go pay olosho

800naira per round of s£x if you go ashawo joint . Go

buy am give her.

ME: I hear.

I went to the vendor and purchased a 400naira mtn

and returned to the room to give her. She smiled

when she received it and I know that she would be

like “since recharge card don sure, shopping too go

sure ni yen oooo”. After about 17minutes of

meaningless gist, she became uncomfortable again

and she began to ask of segun. I picked the phone to

call again.

ME: sege, where are you?

SEGE: I dey on queue.

ME: please hurry up, my wife need to return on time.

SEGE: there are many people infront of me oo, it will

take me about 40minutes to be back home.

ME: ok, just hurry up. **hanged up***

KEMI: I’m not sure I could wait again, I need to

return home before my family began to look for me.

ME: if they are searching for you, they would have

called you on phone

KEMI: I didn’t come with my main line that they have.

ME: huuuuuh, eyah.

KEMI: let me go, we would see tomorrow.

ME: **yinmu***, and I wish you could stay a little ooo

KEMI: no I can’t, tell your brother that I can’t wait.

We would see tomorrow.

ME: ok my love.

Kemi stood up from the bed and we both walked out

of the door. I waved at a bikeman and told him

where to drop kemi. I paid the bikeman and kemi was

driven off. About 3 seconds later, I got a whatsapp

message on my phone from segun, ” my guy

welldone, you don dey sharp small small”. I smiled on

raised my head up to the opposite direction and I

saw segun walking towards me.

Segun and I went inside my room, we began to

discuss.

ME: sege, that babe tight ooooo

SEGUN: tight as how?

ME: I mean the hole still tight

SEGUN: hissed, I thought you meant “she is

fine”

ME: but she fine small oooo

SEGUN: na true, pass bimpe sebi?

ME: ***got furious**** for where?, she no even reach

half of bimpe’s standard **** argument continues***

SEGE: ****counter argument*** she fine pass bimpe,

she get burst pass bimpe.

ME: “lailai” this one wey get pimples?, for

where?………..

SEGE: *** pats me on the laps****, onihaxy my guy, I

just wanted to hear what you would say. I know still

like this your bimpe.

ME: hmmmmmmmm

SEGE: its very obvious, if it could be possible, I know

you can reconcile with her again.

ME: no be so jaree. Kemi no just fine reach bimpe.

SEGE: onihaxy onihaxy!!!, “oko bimpe”

ME: you no well

SEGE: just go and do HIV test, you hear?

ME: let’s put that aside jare, how is tomorrow going

to be?

SEGE: **** re-adjusted sitting position***, onihaxy, I

dey reason something

ME: what is that?

SEGE: let’s forget about any show tomorrow.

ME: why?

SEGE: there is nothing to defend yourself with.

ME: how?

SEGE: by now, she believed I must have returned

from bank and the money must have been ready.

ME: so?

SEGE: what would be your excuse for not taking her

out tomorrow?

ME: *hmmmmmmmm and you have points

oooooo. So what do I do now?

SEGE: sebi you don Bleep her today, that one don

reach, just excuse her for tomorrow.

ME: give me an idea to use

SEGE: ******thoughts for a while*****. You know

what?

ME: what?

SEGE: just call her this night and tell her that your

boss called you to come to work tomorrow morning

but you will leave on time so as to have the chance

to take her out.

ME: it doesn’t make any sense, she would still be

expecting an outing.

SEGE: chai, you no get any sense at all.

ME: oya borrow me senses jaree

SEGE: when its tomorrow morning, you will keep on

calling her at intervals telling her to give you little

more time and that you would soon be through. You

would keep posting her until the time is gone and

spoilt.

ME: shake hands with segun, sege baba. Chaii,

I never reasoned to that instance sha. You too get

sense.

SeGE: you no well ni. I told you, girls don’t scam me,

na me dey scam girls.

ME: sege baba *hails

SEGE: “oko bimpe, oko kemi”….

Segun and I had more discussions until he left for his

house. I saw him off and came back inside my room

to call kemi as instructed by segun.

ME: hello love.

KEMI: hi dear, you couldn’t even call me since

morning

ME: I’m so sorry dear.

KEMI: no problem, is bro segun back

ME: ****silent****** hello, I can’t hear you.

KEMI: I said “is bro segun back”?,

ME: ** stammered**, not yet, but he called me just

now that he is on his way coming

KEMI: ok, so tomorrow, I would come in the morning,

and please I want to return early because today, my

family members were insulting me for going out. So

I’m sneaking out tomorrow.

ME: dear, errrrrhmmmmm. There is a little problem

KEMI: what is that dear?

ME: my boss just called that I should come to work

tomorrow morning for some assignment.

KEMI: haaaaa.

ME: don’t worry dear, I would leave there on time so

as to have time with you.

KEMI: ok, where is your office located?

ME: oba adeshida road.

KEMI: no problem, I would come and meet you at

work tomorrow and we would go for the shopping

directly from there?

ME: *******yeeee, I don jam****, ok dear

KEMI: and if you weren’t able to finish your work

ontime. I would collect the money from you when I

meet you at work tomorrow and then do the

shoppings on my own

ME: ****** I don enter am*** ok love

KEMI: alright dear

ME: good night ****hanged up****

TO Be Continued

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Yourself take care. ***stood up and was about to

leave****

ME: ***i wanted to beg her but I remembered that she

doesn’t even have a T.fare to return home and besides,

she still wanted airtime, na so I come dey form*****.

KEMI: ****walked towards the door, held the handle of

the door but she refused to open, after few seconds,

she looked back**** onihaxy, and I love you more than

all this things you are doing to me oo. Why are you

treating me this way?, despite how much I love you

***wanted to cry****

ME: ***yeah, trap don catch her, she wan chop 50k

awuf shopping and she no wan loose 400naira

airtime**** I stood up, walked up to the door, held her

hands and looked into her eyes,***

Baby, you know I love you too. I have always loved you

and I will forever love you.

Before we know what was happening, our lips found

each other and we began to kiss passionately as we

were both standing by the door

My lips were locked into kemi’s mouth as we began to

kiss at the door, she left the door handle and rest her

back on the door and I turned around also to face her,

we continued kissing as she wrapped my neck into her

arms. My hand began to move downward to her neck, I

spent little seconds there before taking it down to her

chest. I didn’t bother to insert my hands into her

blouse but I was squeezing and smooching her br**st

from outside her cloth. Kemi was moaning but I wasn’t

satisfied with her tempo. Immediately I remembered

that her response was unique when I touched the

abdomen few moments ago. I decided to move my

hand away from her br**st and took it down to her

abdomen. Kemi jerked instantly and kissed me harder

*****yeah, I don get am******. I was tickling her navel

and kissing at the same time until we moved away

from the door and landed on the bed.

I continue tickling her abdomen and she was rubbing

my back in response. I moved my hand upward and

traced it to her bra. I pulled out the br**sts from the

cup and began to squeeze. Kemi was lost in ecstacy

as she pushed up her head and her neck was on my

lips.

I pushed up her top to reveal her br**sts. ****chai, it

was loaded and bouncing*****.

I was squeezing one br**st and sucking the other. I

was swapping the br**sts at intervals and taking her

cleavage into consideration.

I walked my hand downward to her navel and traced

the tiny hairs below it down to the button of her jeans.

****fear dey catch me to unlock the button******. I

began to play with the button like a confused kid and

my d**k was fully erect and thirsty for a Bleep. After

few seconds of beating around the bush. I developed

the courage to give it another try and unlock the

button.

As I was about to loose it, kemi placed her hand on my

hand but she never pulled my hand off, ***chai, omo

see little resistance****. I decided to suck the Tips

more passionately and her moans increased, in

between the moans, I unlocked the button and loosen

the zip of the jeans. I dipped my hand inside her pants

and behold, kemi was seriously wet.

*****onihaxy, e be like say tot sure for you today

ooo******, I dipped the hand further to the beneath of

her pusssy and the fluid was dripping on my finger. I

removed my mouth from her br**st and returned to her

lips and began to kiss kemi as my hand was set for

manipulation underneath. I located her clit and was

handling it. Kemi was jerking, moaning and moving

closer to me as I was kissing at the same time.

After few seconds, I took the finger downward to her

kitten hole and immersed it into the stream, ****in-out-

in-out***** my finger began to move and kemi

continued moaning harder. I continued this for about 2

minutes until I gathered enough courage to pull off the

jeans from her legs. The jean was so tight, so in other

not to turn her off, I would finger Bleep her, pause for

a moment to pull the jean downward a little and then

return to mu handjob until I was able to successfully

remove the trouser. The pant was still remaining on her

waist but I didn’t see it as an obstacle since it was a

low waist pant with a tiny thread underneath. Kemi was

full wet and had cummed on my finger. I could see the

eagerness in her to have s£x as she was moving her

hand down to my trousers and unhooking my belt. I left

her to finish the unhooking as I continued with my

hand job. Kemi pulled my trouser and boxers downward

a little and she began to cuddle and play with my

thirsty and erected rod. After about 1 minute, I moved

ontop of kemi, still kissing her and patted her pants

sideways, I used my hand to locate the hole and was

about burying my rod inside of it when kemi used her

hand to block the passage and she said “onihaxy

stop!!!”.

I looked at her and I was like “stop wetin?, after getting

to this level?”.

.ME: what’s that dear?, ****sad face****

KEMI: I don’t think this is right for us to do.

ME: baby, I love you, you need to know how much u

mean to me. I can’t just do without you ****sweet talks

continue****

KEMI: I know you loved me but I don’t think its right for

us to have s£x.

ME: ****confused and silent*****.

I moved my head closer to hers and resumed kissing

her. I was squeezing her br**sts at the same time with

my d**k still erect but restricted from drilling by kemi’s

hand. After few moment of confused kissing, kemi

whispered “where is your condom?”. I smiled instantly

and was back to life, it was as if someone took a visa

from me and the returned it back.

I dipped my hand underneath my mattress and brought

out a pack of condom while still kissing. I paused the

kiss and tore the condom pack, positioned it on my

dk and wore it. Kemi saw the condom on my dk and

that was when she removed the hand that was blocking

the Kitty-Cat entrance. I drilled into kemi in a

missionary style and began to Bleep her ***in-out-in-

out****. I was complementing her with a kiss at the

same time. Kemi seems to have this big hips restricting

me from deep penetration, then I placed my two hands

under her a$$ to press the a$$ closer to me each time

I returned after going up. Later, I raised up her two

legs and spread them wide apart. **chaiiii, the

penetration was to the fullest. After about 5 minutes,

kemi said “what if bro segun is coming?” I replied.

“Don’t worry, he would call me or knock on the door”.

She replied with a sweet moan of “hmmmmmmm”. I

released one of her legs, turned it sideways and

pushed the other leg in same direction as I make her

face my d**k with her ass as she was lieing on the bed

and I knelt behind the a$$$. I used my hand to push up

one of the butts so as to reveal the pusy hole while I

used the other hand to bury my condomized d**k into

it. Kemi was moaning heavily and screaming at this

same time. I was deriving more pleasure because the

moans was kinda s£xy. I bleeped her for another 6

minutes before I cummed. I removed the condom from

my d**k and dropped it at the side of my bed as I lied

down behind kemi to cuddle her.

KEMI: are you now satisfied?

ME: **raised eyebrow*** as how?

KEMI: have you now accomplished your mission?

ME: my love, I’m not on any mission. I was with my

wife and we had a nice moment together.

KEMI: **smiled***, where is your bathroom?, I need to

shower before bro segun comes. I need to return home

on time.

ME: ok dear.

I lead her to the bathroom, I flushed the used condom

and return back to the room leaving kemi in the

bathroom to clean up. I picked my phone to gist segun

on whatsapp as I was dressing up at the same time.

ME: sege, how you dey?

SEGE: I dey fine ooo.

ME: I don Bleep her oooo.

SEGE: “oloshi” I know, I dey behind your window and I

dey hear as una dey drag the issue of condom

ME: “were ni e” bad boy. So what next?

SEGE: I will call you.

Kemi came out of the bathroom and began to dress

up. I cleared my chats on my phone. Kemi was through

with the dressing and she told me to call my brother

because she would soon be leaving.

KEMI: onihaxy, please call your brother, time is going

and I need to go back home on time.

ME: ****scrolling through my phone*** I don’t know

what is delaying him since, he is travelling today and

he had to go on time.

KEMI: please call him abeg restless

ME: **dial segun’s number and placed on

loudspeaker****. Hello guy, where are you now?

SEGE: bros I’m sorry, there was a long queue at the

ATM, when there was about 6 people before me on

the queue, the ATM went out of cash and couldn’t

dispense money.

KEMI: haaaaaaaaaaa **oh God***

ME: haaaa, so what are you doing now?

SEGE: I am on my way to zenith back ATM at

hospital road, I should be there in a moment.

KEMI: restless, I don’t think I can wait

ME: segun please hurry up, my love has to return

back home on time.

SEGE: ok bro ****hanged up*****

TO Be Continued

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I went back into the room, lock the door and sat on my

bed closer to kemi staring at her appearance, she

looked different from what I saw on facebook but her

boobs and butts are the same. She was putting on a

jean trouser with a blue top.

ME: you are looking prettier than the kemi I saw on

facebook

KEMI: I know you are teasing me

ME: I’m so serious baby

KEMI: thanks dear

ME: you are welcome

KEMI: that reminds me, where is my airtime?

ME: *****oloshi, this girl don craze ooo*** I

remembered dear, I will buy it for you when we are

going out

KEMI: that’s why I love you. How much?

ME: maybe 400naira.

KEMI: thanks darling

ME: you are welcome, *** stretched my hand and

placed her palm on mine**** don’t mind my brother, he

is very funny

KEMI: grin indeed, and he is nice

ME: really?, how?

KEMI: instincts.

ME: hmmmmmmmm, so how is everything with you?,

never knew I would see you so soon ******teasing her

palm with my middle finger.

KEMI: so you think I won’t show up?

ME: not really, just that I thought you were pulling my

legs.

KEMI: I see!!

I drew closer to kemi, I held her second hand with

mine, looked into her eyes for a few seconds and our

heads was getting closer. Finally, our lips met and we

began to kiss. The kiss was getting deeper as she

began to press my head closer. I began to move my

hand downward to her neck, I tickled her cleavage and

was about dipping my hands into her br**sts when she

resisted me. I felt sad but never gave up, we kissed

again and I made the second attempt of locating her

br**st, but this time, I went through her under-gown

instead of the top, I found her bra and intended dipping

my hands inside it but she resisted again. ***which

kind witchcraft be this na***.

I ignored the br**st, I moved my hands down to the

abdomen and tickled the round spot on it and she

began to jerk gradually, ****hmmm, every girl has

different weak point ooo. Bimpe’s own was her Tip

while this one na abdomen*****, I noticed her that her

mood was getting more passionate, I continued on the

abdomen for more seconds, I noticed some tiny hairs

directly below the navel and I played with the hairs as I

traced it downward, the jerking was increasing as she

began to let out soft moans, she removed her mouth

from mine, pushed her head upwards and placed her

neck on my lips. I utilised the opportunity and kissed

her neck down to her cleavage. This time, I decided to

go upward to the br**st again and behold, there was

no resistance. I pushed up her top, pulled out the

br**sts from the bra. Pushed her back on the bed as I

began to manipulate the Tips, the moaning continued

but the tempo never increased. I can tell it when a girl

isn’t enjoying a br**st sucking so I changed tactics. I

decided to suck the entire Tip and choke my mouth

with as much flesh as possible and gently squeezing

the second br**st. This time, the moans was

increasing in tempo.

I decided to upgrade, I moved the left hand downwards

while still sucking and swapping the Tips. I traced my

hands down to the navel and I noticed that she jerked

again just like she did the first time. I traced the tiny

hairs beneath the abdomen and my trace led me

straight to the button of her jeans trouser. *****chai,

which kind of obstacle is this?, why can’t she wear a

skirt or gown?*******.

I tried loosing the button and she held me hand and

screamed “stop!!!”.

ME: what is it dear?

KEMI: ****wears her top very well and adjusted her

bra*****. What are you trying to do?, you want to have

s£x with me?, on a first date?.

ME *****silent and nodded sideways****

KEMI: so you invited me here because of s£x.

ME: no dear.

KEMI: then let’s stop it. This is our first date, and

besides, your brother should be on his way back.

ME: ********frowned and sad*****

ME: no problem then

KEMI: that’s my baby

ME: ****silent and frowned*****

KEMI: please call bro segun to hurry up, I need to

return on time

ME: *****silent, no response******

KEMI: ******came closer******* onihaxy, I am talking

to you now

ME: *****frowned****** I didn’t hear you before.

KEMI: what’s wrong with you?

ME: nothing, I’m fine ****oloshi, how I go take Bleep

this girl ooooooooo, abi make I rake for her??*********

KEMI: ok oooooooooooooooooo. ****kept mute

too*********

Minutes later, my phone rang, it was segun but I

refused to pick up. The calls kept coming in but I

refused to pick

KEMI: your brother is calling you, pick your calls

ME: *****sege go dey think say I dey busy bleeping

kemi now oooo, him no go know say water to pass

garri******. Pick it yourself

KEMI: nawa oooooo ****picks call******, hello bro

segun

I didn’t hear segun’s speech but I could hear kemi

replying her that she was fine. I think he requested to

speak with me and she passed the phone to me.

ME: how far sege?

SEGE: I dey, how far?, you don dig her?

ME: no oooo

SEGE: why na?, wetin happen?

ME: nothing jaree.

SEGE: you dey vex me oooo. Give her the phone jaree.

ME: ok ****i handed the phone to kemi and the

continued their conversation****

KEMI: your brother said he would soon be back that he

is on a queue.

ME: *******silent and frowned*******

KEMI: ******came closer****, onihaxy my love, what is

wrong with you?

ME: nothing. Kemi, I think you just inspired me.

KEMI: really?, how?

ME: that someone shouldn’t rush into things especially

on first dates.

KEMI: I don’t understand ****raised eye brow*****

ME: according to you, first date should be for simple

meetings and discussions, not for adventures.

KEMI: what does that implies?

ME: I’m no more in mood for any shopping for now,

maybe tomorrow or some other time.

KEMI: *******yelled****** so because you want to take

me out for shopping, you wanted to get s£x in return

right?. If that is the case, keep your shopping and let

me be

ME: ****scope*** you aren’t a prostitute or ordinary

girlfriend but a finance and a lover whom I am ready to

take to my family, I didn’t reason it that today is a first

date before I planned hosting you for outings. I only

believed that new lovers should have this mentality of

yours. We have been dating for over 3 years now. So

why this issue of first date of a thing…..bla bla

bla*****

TO Be Continued

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I chat with segun after to call to gist him about

kemi’s outdoor plans. I was so confused on how to

convince her to bed. Segun assured me that I

shouldn’t worry as he would take charge of

everything. We had our last rehearsals that night on

his plans of how to execute kemi’s parole.

8am the second day which was friday, I woke up very

early. I had took a time off from work earlier on

thursday on the pretence that I was sick and needed

to go to the hospital for treatment. I changed my

bedsheets, stocked my portable fridge with 3 can

malts and fruits, I went to the nearby chemist to

purchase a pack of condom and I sprayed the whole

room with air refresher. Indeed, nobody cleans a

house faster than a guy expecting a new girl.

9:25am, kemi flashed me and I called back,

ME: hello love

KEMI : hi dear.

ME: how was your night?

KEMI: it was fine. Where is my airtime?

ME: I’m sorry dear, I’m still on bed, I haven’t gone

out yet

KEMI: why can’t you send your brother to buy it?

ME: he went out very early this morning and he

hasn’t returned yet.

KEMI: send your address, I should be on my way any

moment from now. And first thing, I will collect my

airtime when I arrive.

ME: ok love, no problem.

KEMI: bye

ME: bye.

I sent the detailed address to kemi and I also inform

my goon (segun) about kemi’s coming. 35minutes

later, segun arrived fully dressed and pulling a leather

box. We hugged and gist about how we would

execute our plans neatly. While we were having gists

and fun. My phone rang and it was kemi calling.

ME: hi love, where are you?

KEMI: I just dropped from a bike at the front of your

house, Please come outside and let’s hurry up, the

bike-man is waiting.

ME: ok *****hanged up*******.

I turned to segun with a sad face full of

disappointment. Segun saw the look on my face.

ME: segun, I’m not sure this plan will work out?

SEGE: why not leave all the plans to the event

planner?.

ME: but she still insisted on waiting outside?

SEGE: mr maga, just calm down. Let’s go outside

and welcome her, I will take charge of the situation.

Trust me my guy.

ME: yes boss

---

We went outside together to meet kemi. As we

stepped out of the door, I saw a young lady standing

by a bike-man at the other side of the road. I was so

disappointed in what I saw, kemi wasn’t as pretty and

adoring as the lady I have been seeing on facebook.

Her face looked so rough and full of spots compared

to the clean and radiating face I have been seeing on

facebook. Is that the babe? “Segun asked me”. I

guess so “I replied”.

I picked my phone to call her she picked. She saw

me at the other side of the road but she refused to

cross, she was waving her hand to me that I should

cross over and she was pointing at the bikeman at

the same time.

ME: ****whispers**** segun, you sure say this babe

go sure?

SEGE: just calm down and leave everything to me.

Segun and I crossed to the other side of the road

and we walked closer to kemi.

ME: ***hugs****hi love

KEMI: hi dear.

ME: meet my brother segun I was telling you about,

******introduced her to segun*****

SEGE: ***hands shake**** its nice meeting you our

wife.

KEMI: ****smiled*****. Onihaxy, Please I don’t want

to stay long outdoor, I sneaked out of the house and

I must return before they find out that I’m missing.

SEGE: lailai, that cannot be possible. Don’t you know

I have been waiting here for the past 3 days just to

meet you?, I should have travelled 2 days ago but I

decided to wait and see our wife so as to give our

parents feedback when I reached home.

ME: yeah, he is right

KEMI: ***smiled**** but you have seen me now. I

don’t want to stay outdoor for long please

SEGE: ****moved closer to kemi****so you mean

main road reception is the best you can give to your

father in-law. Common baby, don’t abuse tradition,

come in and let’s know each other formally.

******held kemi’s hand****

KEMI: oooooooooh God.

ME: ****silent and watching******

KEMI: but the bikeman is here waiting.

SEGUN: ***moved closer to the bike while kemi and I

were walking away slowly****** how much is your

money?

BIKEMAN: 200naira

Segun paid the bikeman and the bikeman drove

away. I was amazed how segun got to know that

kemi hasn’t paid her bike fare. I guess he observed

the situation. Segun catch up with us and we crossed

together. Segun began to chat with kemi and they

were flowing nicely. He took charge of the whole

situation as we entered the room. He entertained

kemi, asked her about her work, school, life generally

and kemi was flowing well. I was only letting out

smiles and interrupting because segun really

surprised me. After about 8 minutes of having fun

chat with kemi, segun stood up and pulled his leather

box.

SEGE: bros, I’m travelling. Let me give you and your

wife some privacy

ME: ****laughs*** ok bro. My regards to mummy

KEMI: I will soon be going too.

SEGUN: so soon?. That reminds me. I promised you a

gift. I will tell bro onihaxy to give you.

KEMI: *****smiled and appreciate*** thanks my

inlaw.

SEGUN: ehn ehn bros, what about the money you

want to give me now?,

ME: I thought you have forgotten

SEGE: forget ke?, lailai.

ME: that’s even good. To make things easier. Take

this ATM. *****bring out atm card from my wallet

and hand it over to segun. Withdraw 50k from the

account.

SEGE: eeeeeeh bros, everything for me?.

ME: no, my wife and I are going out for shopping. I

will. Only give you the amount you request for, I want

to use the rest for shopping.

KEMI: *****smiled and feeling relaxed and

comfortable.

SEGE: ****winked at me*****. Bros, that money

won’t be enough to shop for our wife after deducting

mine. Please go with enough cash.

ME: hmmmmmmmmm. So you and your wife want to

drain my account abi?

SEGE: no bros. Just do the needful, first impression

last longer.

KEMI: ****felling more relaxed**** bro segun. Don’t

mind your elder brother jaree. He is too stingy.

ME: hmmmmmm, ok, withdraw 60k then. You should

take 10k while my wife and I will use the remaining

50k.

SEGE: that’s my lovely brother, let me rush down to

the nearest ATM.

KEMI: ******feeling totally relaxed****. Thanks jaree

uncle segun. Please be fast, I won’t be staying long.

SEGE: **pats kemi on the shoulder*** I will be right

back dear. Even me, I need to travel earlier.

ME: ok ooooooooo. Husband and wife

KEMI: onihaxy, na jealousy go kill you

SEGE: ***laughs*****. Erhmmm, bros, I dey come.

Segun walked out of the room. On closing the door,

he yelled from outside. “Bro onihaxy, come and see

something”. I excused myself from kemi and went

outside to meet segun.

ME: guy u try ooooo. This your small head, na so so

bad thing full am.

SEGE: sebi I told you to leave every plans to the

event planner na.

ME: that’s my guy.

SEGE: you no well ni. I don buy time for you. Use it

well and fucck the girl wella. I no wan hear story

ooooo.

ME: so what will happen to the atm card issue na?. I

have only 2,500naira in the account.

SEGE: ******laughs*****, Mr maga, who told you I

want to withdraw money from the account in the first

place?. Abeg go fucck wetin you want to Bleep

jareeee.

I went back inside the room and met my kemisola

fully relaxed and balanced.

TO Be Continued

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SEGE: you must be smart to play your game wella so

as not to miss the fuccking. Make sure that u post

all the spending till after s£x, and not before.

ME: I still don’t understand

SEGE: mr maga, listen. If you spend before planning

to have s£x, you might not get it, just keep making

mouth till you get what you want.

ME: I hear you ooooo.

SEGE: when she dey with you. Call me and we go act

drama for her.

ME: mr sege!!!!!, I dey fear you oooo

SEGE: you think say I be mumu like you?. Na me dey

scam girls, girls no dey dupe me. Loooool.

I returned home that night. Segun and I began our

rehearsals on whatsapp ahead of kemi’s arrival. Ever

since I was growing up, I had always have this

mentality that “the more you spend for her, the more

she loves you” but segun changed my orientation and

made me realize that most times, “the more you

spend blindly, the more you are a maga”.

Between monday and Wednesday of the following

week, kemi called me more than 5 times but I didn’t

pick up, I intentionally refused to pick up because I

knew she would always demand for airtime. On

thursday morning, I called her myself.

ME: hello kemi

KEMI: my love, how are you?, why did you refused

picking my calls for the past four days?

ME: I’m sorry, the phone was on silent since sunday

night and I misplaced it since then. I tried calling the

number from another phone to trace it but it wasn’t

ringing out, it was this morning that I found it inside

the kitchen cupboard.

KEMI: eeyah, sorry about that my love, I was thinking

you were with another girl, maybe that’s why you

refused to pick up.

ME: ****oloshi, this one wey you dey call me “my

love” I know say na “send me airtime” go end

am********, baby when are you coming?.

KEMI: I would arrive this evening, but the event is

tomorrow and saturday.

ME: are you staying over at my place?

KEMI: ***laughs****

ME: why laughing?

KEMI: you are funny ni, I’m coming with my family,

we would be staying over at the place provided for

us. since I’m not alone, I won’t be able to stay over

at your place.

ME: huuuuuh, how do I take you out for shopping

then?

KEMI: eeeeeeehhh!!! You mean you want to shop for

me?

ME: yes, I am even buying a phone for you since you

said your phone is giving you issues.

KEMI: huuuuh. That’s why I love you honey. But why

don’t we do it like this?

ME: how?

KEMI: please do all the shopping and bring it to me

where I would be staying, I might not be chanced to

spend time outside, sebi I told you I would be with

my family?

ME: ****heartbroken “oloshi”******* no problem dear,

let’s postpone all the shopping and gifts to another

day that you would have time. I can’t just be roaming

about supermarkets alone on my own without you by

my side, I would only come and say Hi to you

wherever you are. That’s all

KEMI: common dear, so you won’t bring anything for

me?

ME: not sure, maybe apples only sha.

KEMI: haba!!!, ok you know what!

ME: what?

KEMI: let me get to akure first, then I would know

how to squeeze out time to go out with you.

ME: that’s my baby

KEMI: are you happy now?

ME: off course. So what time will u get to akure?

KEMI: can’t say yet, but we would leave home by

10am sha.

ME: ok dear, can’t wait to see you

KEMI: same here dear

ME: pls let me know when you are around

KEMI: ok my love, eeeerhm my love, please can you

do me a favour please!!

ME: ***hanged up*****, oloshi, the only favour I have

been doing you is Airtime, “omo-ale”

………………. After the call

I went to work and chat with my friend segun along

side. I narrated my recent action to him and he told

me I was getting smarter. We discussed how kemi’s

package will look like, and trust my guy, he came

with a very brilliant plan. He said we would act like

brothers, I would be the elder brother while he would

be the younger brother.

I smiled and said to myself, “hope say sege no go

push me to jail some day sha”, but on a serious note,

its good to have the good, the bad, and the ugly

friends and I don’t even know the category that

segun belongs to.

After closing for the day’s job at 5pm, I was so tired

and I couldn’t stop over at segun’s house, I went

home straight and fell over the bed to relax. At 7pm,

my phone was ringing and I looked at the screen, it

was my beloved kemi calling.

ME: hello love

KEMI: call me back please ***hanged up****

What is this girl up to?, haba!!!, she had never call for

3 minutes before, always saying “call me back”. I

wait for like 10minutes before returning the call

ME: hello love

KEMI: hi. How are you?

ME: I’m fine, and you?

KEMI: I’m fine too. What happened to your phone the

other time in the morning?

ME: sorry about that jaree, the credit was exhausted

and the call terminated.

KEMI: hmmmmmmmm. I thought you don’t want to

talk to me ni.

ME: haba!!, no naw. So where are you

KEMI: I’m now in akure

ME: really?, where in akure?

KEMI: I don’t know dear, ok hold on let me ask

someone ******background:kemi: pls what is the

name of this place?. Response: oda road***********

ok onihaxy, they said its oda road.

ME: eeeyah, not to far from my area sha. About 30

to 40minute taxi drive.

KEMI: really?

ME: yes. So how do we see?

KEMI: I don’t know yet ooooo, and I would be so

busy tomorrow in cooking assistance.

ME: so what about saturday?

KEMI: I will be busy too

ME: so what do we do now? I can’t wait to see you

dear.

KEMI: same here. Ok let’s do it this way

ME: how?

KEMI: to save time, let’s meet at the shopping plaza,

text the location to me, you will get there before me

and I will meet you there.

ME: *****oloshi, you dey prove smart abi?, na me you

wan use brain for?. Thanks to sege’s tutorials*******

that will be bit difficult dear

KEMI: why?

ME: my younger brother is around and wanted to see

you, infact, he should have travelled yesterday but he

said he would wait till your arrival.

KEMI: who is that? And did you tell him anything

about me?

ME: my cousin .yes I told him lots about you

KEMI: and what was that?

ME: that you are my love, the girl I wanted to marry.

And he said he wanted to see his brother’s wife.

Infact, he has a gift to give you.

KEMI: really?. What is the gift?

ME: he didn’t show me, neither did he tell me. He

said its for you alone and its a surprise. He would

travel immediately after seeing you.

KEMI: oooooo God, and I would be busy oooooo, ok,

let’s see what would happen tomorrow sha.

ME: that’s my love.

KEMI: onihaxy please….

ME: **** interrupted**** heeeeee, honey please I will

call you back, my food is burning seriously.

****hanged up*****

*****Oloshi, I knew that it is “baby send me airtime”

that would follow the “onihaxy please”

At 9pm, I called kemi again to discuss on how we

would meet.

ME: hi love

KEMI: how are you dear?

ME: I’m fine, and you?

KEMI: I’m doing great.

ME: so how do we see and when?,

KEMI: let’s see if I could sneak out tomorrow to see

you. Hope your place isn’t far from here?

ME: no dear, its along the main road. If you take a

bike, the bike man will drop you exactly infront of my

house.

KEMI: please I won’t stay long outside because of my

family, I don’t want them to suspect that I’m missing.

So you would stay infront of your house and the

same bike that brought me would takes us both to

the outing.

ME: ***oloshi, na me you dey prove smart for abi?

*******, no problem dear

KEMI: alright dear, what are the things you are

buying for me?

ME: just wait till tomorrow and see the surprises that

awaits you.

KEMI: that’s why I love you. Baby please transfer

little airtime to me please

ME: it late, and I don’t have sufficient airtime on my

phone. Let’s make it tomorrow.

KEMI: ok dear, take care

ME: bye ***hanged up********

TO Be Continued

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After the call that evening, I dropped my phone on

the bed, I began to contemplate on whether to send

the card or not. I think back to the past and I

remembered that she had bad records when it come

to lies. Kemi had lied so many times to me just to

get recharge cards. I could remembered vividly the

day she called me at 10pm that she needed N400mtn

card to call her families and inform them that her

mother was critically ill and needed medical attention

urgently, I was shocked and began to shiver that

night, “oooh, God please save my future mother inlaw

for me ooo, I don’t want to loose her at the moment”

I was running helter skater to get the recharge card

that night. I had to rush down to the ATM to make a

VTU transfer when I couldn’t see a vendor. After

transferring the card to her, she didn’t call me and I

didn’t have any airtime on my phone to call her. I had

to use a neighbour’s phone to call her. I intentionally

adjust my voice when I called her.

ME: hello kemi,

KEMI: who is this? *****is he the one calling?******

“another lady was asking her at the background”

ME: angried and amazed its me kunle

KEMI: ***replied the other lady, “No, its not him, its

another person”**** kunle from where please?

ME: from lagos.

KEMI: can’t recollect such identity. How did you get

my number please? *****the background lady: cut

him off jaree and let’s call another person****

Hello, pls call me tomorrow morning. I’m busy at the

moment

ME: ok ****hanged up****.

From the little drama. I knew it already that I was

played. But I was blinded with love to express my

feelings.

All the memories of her past lies was flashing back

in my brain. Then I thought of it again, “what if her

next visitation is actually true?”. I began to imagine

the pictures of her gorgeous look and endowed

packages I had been seeing on her facebook profile, I

began to imagine myself squeezing and

experimenting her killer “ukwu”. Immediately, I

became totally confused on whether to send the card

or not?. After few minutes of contemplating, then I

remembered I have a friend who once delivered me

from a scammer. Then I decided to chat with “sege”

on whatsapp concerning kemi’s matter.

ME: ogbeni how far?

SEGE: oko bimpe, I dey oooooo.

ME: you know well, who be oko bimpe?

SEGE: eeeh, sorry, Mr maga I mean jaree

ME: you no well ni

SEGE: loooool

ME: errrhhhm, you still remember this girl, kemi?

SEGE: who is kemi?

ME: that my babe wey I tell you say she dey stay for

lag na.

SEGE: I no remember ooo.

ME: the one I met before bimpe na.

SEGE: oooooooooooooh, that your recharge card

babe abi?.

ME: yeah

SEGE: wetin do her?

ME: she just called me say she dey come akure next

weekend

SEGE: that one nice na. Na kitten weekend be that

for you na.

ME: you no well

SEGE: are you guys still dating?

ME: we never broke up before, we only stopped

communicating with each other

SeGE: and wetin be that one?, no be break-up be

that.

ME: that one aside jaree. She said I should send her

airtime.

SEGE: hmmmmm. I trust you say you don send am

already.

ME: no oooo, I am contemplating on whether to send

or not.

SEGE: that babe na cheap airtime scammer. But

since she talk say she dey come akure, risk this last

one and send like 200mtn sha. Atleast to pour water

on ground and then walk on wet ground.

ME: thanks jaree my guy.

SEGE: I hear. But don’t send another airtime again

until you set your eyes on her oooooo.

ME: I hear.

The following morning on my way to work, I stopped

at a vendor and got a N200 airtime for kemi. As

usual, she only called to thank me in 12 seconds and

later hanged up. 3days gone and I didn’t hear from

kemi again until the 4th night which was thursday

night when she called me again.

ME: hello dear, how are you?

KEMI: I’m fine dear, thanks for the other day

ME: you are welcome dear

KEMI: I also want to remind you that I would be

around next weekend oooo. And you will talk me out

and buy gifts for me ooo.

ME: no problem dear.

KEMI: thanks love. I’m missing you seriously

ME: same here

KEMI: that’s my baby. Errrrrrhmm honey, can you

please help me with a little airtime please?, even if it

is just N200 please.

Recharge card again?, what do I do this time?, segun

must not hear this, and I don’t want her to change

her mind about coming over to see me, but seriously,

I was tired of this airtime demands of a thing but at

the same time, I wanted to fucck kemi.

I decided to risk it again and transfer N100 airtime to

her from my phone. One thing about kemi was that,

whenever she gets an airtime below what she

requested for, she would never call back to

appreciate but if she gets the exact amount she

requested for, she would call back and spend

maximum of 30seconds on a call. After the transfer,

she didn’t call back as usual and I ignored her.

On saturday, I went to visit segun and we had a chat

about kemi. I told segun that kemi would be around

on the following week and my guy came up with a

master plan as usual.

ME: sege, that my babe go arrive next weekend

ooooo

SEGE: bimpe or kemi?

ME: which one be bimpe again jor?, its kemi

SEGE: oooooh, the airtime merchandise?

ME: na you sabi.

SEGE: but is she staying over at your place?, or just

stopping by to visit?

ME: we never discuss that one yet

SEGE: all the same, you must sample that girl at this

only opportunity oooo. Or else, u might not see

another opportunity again.

ME: I go try sha.

SEGE: you must do ni. You know hungry girls like

kemi requires special tactics to get them laid.

ME: really?, gist me.

SEGE: firstly, you must act or fake it that you have

money to spend on her when she is around, you must

be good at fake promises and your mouth must be

loaded with lies, na that thing dey give them hope

say “hmmm, I must maga this guy, e be like say e

get money”

ME: hmmmm sege!!!!, and after that nko? ****getting

interesting*****,

TO Be Continued

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………………8 weeks later.

SEGE: onihaxy, I don dey notice you all these days

ooooo

ME: wetin happen? raised eyebrow

SEGE: since that bimpe Dam don comot, you just dey

dull this days.

ME: hmmmmmm

SEGE: this one no be the matter of “hmmmmmmm”,

you sure say that girl never wash pant inside food for

you?, infact, I dey suspect say she don lace her

pusssy with juju.

ME: not really jaree. I just like bimpe and I keep

thinking about her. I don’t know why sha.

SEGE: **** laughs loudly*** hahahahahahahahaha.

My Baddest Maga ever liveth, I know say no be the

girl dey worry you, na her pusssy, hahahahaha

****pats me on the laps and kept laughing****

ME: stop that jaree.

SEGE: hahahahahahaha. Chaii, na so her toto sweet

reach??, onihaxy talk true, e be like say that girl dey

give you special deliveries on bed.

ME: “segun je ka serious jaree” I just love this girl

sha, I don’t know why I can’t take her off my mind.

SEGE: guy, tell me say na joke!!

ME: segun, no be joke, I don tell you something like

this before?.

SEGE: hissed “ode”, instead of you to go for an

H.I.V test abi na AIDS dem dey call am, you are here

mourning about one Dam.

ME: you won’t understand sha.

SEGE: hahahahahaha, why won’t I understand?, e be

like say you were destined to be her maga for life.

ME: no segun, I always have this feelings that the

judgement we gave her was too harsh.

SEGE: and so?, “iyen o kan aye men”. That is the

minimum judgement a Dam deserves,

ME: stop it jor.

SEGE: she should thank her stars that it wasn’t in

the period that I was desperate to have money, I for

don take her do rituals.

ME: segun haba!!!.

SEGE: na so now. I no know why you carry sword-

man’s abandon Kitty-Cat for head like this?, you don

dey craze oo Mr maga

ME: segun you know what? ****adjusted my sitting

position****, I keep wondering how she would get

back to port-harcourt without T.fare as she didn’t

have money on her.

SEGE: that one simple now, no be runs girl she be?,

sebi na to sell her toto give two or three guys for

bustop and make money.

ME: segun!!!!!!!!

SEGE: yes now mr maga, or patapata e, she go sell

her phone to make money, maybe that’s why her

number no dey go again sef?.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmm!. Oga oooo.

SEGUN : ogbeni forget matter jaree, I dey go my

house to prepare for tomorrow’s work.

ME: ok jaree padi e,

SEGUN: mr maga, you no go see me off?

ME: frowned no dey call me “maga” again jor, I

no like am jare.

SEGE: you dey craze, na certified maga you be. If not

for me, maybe you for don sell all your properties

give bimpe.

ME: na you sabi. Let me see you off.

SEGE: hahahahahahaha. If you like, kill yourself ontop

one yeye bimpe ooo, you hear!!!!. Who knows?, maybe

she dey ontop another dicck right now rocking

cowgirl’s style. Abi no be that girl?

ME: wetin do am?

SEGE: chaiiii, that girl fit Bleep ontop transformer

ooooo.

ME: laughs segun, na you sabi, come dey go

your house abeg. I will branch at your place

tomorrow when I’m coming back from work.

SEGE: no wahala mr maga “hahahahaha”. My regards

to adebimpe oooooo. Hahahahaha.

ME: you no well.

Segun left my house, I sat down on my chair and

began to review all that happened between me and

adebimpe.

---

After segun’s departure, I began to reason and think of

why I still loved this girl despite all what she did to me,

the more I think of her, the more I was lost in my

thoughts. I couldn’t figure out what really could prompt

such feelings. “Could she had jazzed me?”

“Maybe segun was right sha!”

“Abi she truly laced her Kitty-Cat?”

“Abi na the waist bead she used?”

“But the judgement was harsh oo”

“But she deserved it na”

“But she is pretty and cute oo”

“What if she was flirting secretly?”

“What if I didn’t find out?”.

“Who knows if she might change?”

“Who know if she had cursed me?”

“How did she get to PH sef?”

“Abi she was killed ni?”

“Maybe she is dead at the moment?”

“Her number no dey go again”

“Even her FB has been dormant”

“But I liked that girl oooo”

“She is really smart sha”

“It takes only smart girl to play game”

I was lost in thoughts and asking myself all sort

rhetorical questions and there was no one beside me to

provide answers to it.

I picked my phone to check her profile on my facebook

but I couldn’t see her on my friend list and search

results. I tried checking again and the result was still

empty. It was then that I remembered that she had

blocked me on the same day segun sent her away.

I tried logging in into her account but the screen was

showing “incorrect password”. **chaiii, this girl don

change password sha*****

I created another facebook account and searched for

her name from my new account and it was displayed,

but the account was dormant for the past 5 weeks. No

new update, no new uploads.

I dropped the phone and while I was still lost in my

thoughts about Adebimpe, my phone was ringing, I

moved closer to the bed to see who was calling and I

was shocked to see the name that appeared on the

screen.

I looked at the screen of my phone. It was kemi. I also

met kemi online before my encounter with bimpe. She

claimed to be based in lagos according to her back

then when we met 9 months ago.

She told me she was a fashion designer and also a

part time student of yabatech at the same time. After

3 weeks of chating when we met, she sent her phone

number to me on facebook after several pleas. Our

friendship became interesting that we were fond of

each other, I would always call her in the morning,

afternoon, and night. I would sent series of sms to

kemi and she would also send hers.

After few weeks of friendship, I asked her out and she

gave me a pending response. I never gave up on kemi

as I kept pressurising her to be mine, convincing her

with sweet and mouth-watering talks. I never seized to

bombard her with my specially designed love sms.

Alas, she finally agreed to be my girlfriend and the

official E-dating started 6 months ago..

At the beginning of the E-dating, everything was going

smooth, I was always looking forward to the day I

would get to see kemi face to face. We began to plan

how we would meet and I never had the feelings that it

was a distance affairs, I always have this possibility

and positivity kind of mindset that we would be

together someday no matter how long the “E-dating”

lasted.

About 2 month into the relationship, things began to

get complicated. Kemi no longer call or text me like

she used to do before, conversation began to get

boring as the day passes by and to crown it all, kemi

would always be on my neck for airtime credits.

At first, I didn’t find any fault or problem in sending

airtime to her. I had this mentality that she is my

girlfriend and I am responsible for recharging her phone

so that other guys wouldn’t snatch her from me. But

along the line, I was getting uncomfortable with the

card of a thing. Kemi would not call on a good day to

greet me on check on me, anytime my phone rings and

I picked, the conversation is always “baby please send

me card”, and the funniest thing was that she would

only flash me or call to tell me “baby, I have seen the

card, thanks” and she would hang up. It was when she

needed another card that she would dial my number

again. The whole thing got boring to me and I began to

loose interest in kemi gradually, it got to a time that I

stopped calling her also. When she calls to ask for

airtime as usual, I would promise her that I would send

it and ended up not sending anything, when she finally

realized that airtime isn’t coming forth from me

anymore, the communication was broken finally as she

no longer calls again neither do I call her also. And 4

months ago was the last time we spoke together.

Seeing her call again, I was shocked and surprised, I

was like “so this girl still have my number all this

while?”. I stopped thinking about bimpe and I picked

the call.

ME: hello

KEMI: hi onihaxy, nawa for you oooo, you didn’t even

bother to call me again. This is unfair

ME: I’m so sorry kemi, I lost my phone, and I got a new

phone and lost the former contacts.

KEMI: onihaxy!!!!!!!, so how did you know its me.

ME: I recognised your voice, I got to know that its you

when you said “hello” KEMI: ok dear, how are you?, I

have missed you ooooo.

ME: ****yinmu, “oloshi, may thunder fire you if you

demand for card again today”****** I missed you too

dear.

KEMI: I just called to tell you that I’m attending a

wedding in akure next weekend. I would see you when

I’m around.

ME: its ok, can’t wait to see you.

KEMI: are you sure?

ME: yes

KEMI: ok dear. Baby please help me with little airtime

please.

ME: ***oloshi****, ok, but not now

KEMI: when?, I need it urgently please.

ME: I’m not at home at the moment and I didn’t go

with my wallet, maybe when I get back home sha.

KEMI: thanks dear, I will be expecting it. Can’t wait to

see you next weekend.

ME: can’t wait to see you too. Bye

KEMI: bye ***hanged up******

Yeah, its time for me to get a “pension s£x” for all my

wasted investment******************

TO Be Continued

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🔸 Adebimpe The Facebook Girl:

Me: sege, how I go take discharge this girl now?, I no get the

liver to tell her make she dey go without money

SEGE:, just tell her say you saw her messages, show it to her

and pursue her comot.

ME: I still don’t have the liver.

SEGUN: sebi u don’t Bleep sumtin wey worth your 4,500balance?

ME: something like that.

SEGUN: oya “rinso” make I go finish her for you.

ME: na u go do all the talking ooooo.

SEGE: chaiiii, u no be only maga but certified mumu. Abeg waka

make we go.

*******we left his house and got to my apartment***************

segun greeted bimpe.

SEGE: our wife, our you dey?

BIMPe: I’m fine, I’m so sorry about the last robbery incident,

SEGE: no mention jaree, sebi na dis my MUMU friend cause am,

if no be dat, I no go leave my room open to the extent of been

robbed.

*********by now I was shaking and blinking at segun to stop cos

I was afraid*********

BIMPE: mumu kee?, abeg my husband no mumu ooooo, I no like

dat word, I no dey take my husband joke with people oooo

SEGE: really?, if no be say he mumu, how no suppose know say

another guy dey Bleep him babe for free in this akure?

BIMPE:*****was curious****** which babe?****turns to me****

onihaxy, so u get another babe for this akure? Upon how I loved

you?,

SEGE: madam calm down, na u I dey talk to.

BIMPE: me?*****raised eye brow*****

SEGE: yes, we know you s£x machine “sodiq” wey dey live ijoka.

Sunday bustop to be precised. How u sleep there for 2 nites, how

u went there yesterday for quickee, how u suck…………..

****now I was vibrating, just watching the two of the with my

mouth sealed, my heart was beating faster*******

BIMPE: *****turns to me****baby, what is the meaning of the

rubbish your friend is saying?. And you were there?, u can’t talk?.

Abegi I no get time to yarn trash, give me my money make I dey

go.

SEGE: u are not getting any kobo here. ****segun collects my

fone, opened facebook and started reading all the conversations

out from beginning to the end.

BIMPE:****sober and started crying and faced me******baby, I

can explain this, its not what you think

ME: ********looked her with a little courage****** nothing to

explain bimpe. Whatever segun says is the final.

SEGE:, before the count of ten, I want you out of this house or

else I will molest you.******segun start to pull off his belt*******

BIMPE: please I will leave*****turned to me******baby pls for

God’s sake, I love you so much, I can explain.

*****i felt so sorry for her that my eyes were soaked. I feel like

stopping segun but he looks to determined. I couldn’t watch

bimpe moving in tears that I had to face the wall till she left.

**********that was the last time I saw bimpe. 2days later, she

blocked me on her facebook, whatsapp and deleted me on BBM.

I tried calling her so many times but she will not pick up.

TO Be Continued

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🔸 Adebimpe The Facebook Girl:

BIMPE:, see, I didn’t come back because of the money you want to

give me. I only came back because I love you

ME: baby, you know I loved you too, I am so sorry for my

approach the other time. It’s because of my uncontrollable urges.

BIMPE: its ok dear.

Bimpe dropped her back, sat on the bed with me and came closer.

“Onihaxy, u know I love you so much, I came all the way from PHC

just because of you. Why are you treating me like this?” Bimpe

said.

I am sorry once again. Pls forgive me.

I pulled bimpe closer, placed her back on my chest, I wrapped her

in my arms and “yinmu” on her.

I bend my head forward and kissed her, she responded and held

my head towards her. We kissed passionately. Then I dipped my

hand into her round neck blouse, locate her Tips. I started

handling the two Tips. I squeeze and pressed. This time, bimpe

started moaning softly. Then I moved my hands down to her mini-

skirt. I pull it up. Behold, bimpe is pantless.

I started finger bleeping; I dipped on finger in, twisting it and

knocking the walls of the Kitty-Cat.

I increased it to 2 fingers, then 3 fingers.

I stop finger bleeping and began tilting his femalecore. I pulled off

her shirt and sucked the bosoms.

Bimpe’s moaning increased. She turned around. Grabbed my

erected d**k and covered it with her mouth. She sucked licked and

spit on it.

After few minutes of sucking, I dipped my hand under my matress,

picked my condom, wore it and lie down on my back. Bimpe

sat on my pointed d**k and start the “woman at the top pounding”.

Ohhhhh, yeeeeeah, huuuuuuch, hmmmmmm. Heeeee, bimpe

moaned at different tempo. Going up and hitting her a$$ on my

thigh.

She twisted round and began a “reversed cow girl” s£x. I was

having a good view of her a$$ while was moving up and down on

me. I pushed he forward into a kneeling position, I stroke her from

the back.

Bimpe was shouting, harder baby, faster faster, deeper deeper,

mess. So many tones and tempos. I wasn’t responding to well

because its a “mission s£x”. We keep switching position till we

were both tired at around past 7am. We both lied Unclad on the

bed and slept off.

*********wake up, wake up, wake up. I heard someone tapping

me. It was bimpe. I opened my eyes and found bimpe on the bed

well dressed up. And the time is 8:00pm on dot.******

Bimpe: hurry up to get the money and let me start leaving

Me: ******smiled*********

BIMPE: why smiling dear, did I say anything funny?

ME:****i looked straight into her eyes and said to her*******

Adebimpe, you are not getting a single kobo from me.

Bimpe:**** was shocked and restless*** Abeg if na joke, just stop

am abeg…..

Bimpe:, if na joke, u better stop am

ME: **i looked at her straight face****, just kidding dear. I only

want to study ur “anger management”.

BIMPE: better. So how are we moving?, I’m set already.

ME: I thought of something, banks don’t resolve debit issue in a

day. So let me call akin, *****i picked my fone, made a fake call

as I distance myself abit from bimpe to avoid Bleep

up************ “ok akin, thanks bro. I will come there with segun

to get it right away”, then I hanged up…

BIMPE: hmmmm, those promise and fail friends you have abi?

ME: no dear, Akin is not like that, he is a good guy unlike segun.

He is so nice dear. So let me call segun to inform him.

BIMPE: ok, go ahead and do the calling.

*****i picked my fone, dialled segun’s number. I told him we

should meet at akin’s place this morning to get the money****, I

hanged up

ME: bimpe, I’m going to miss you dear

BIMPE: me too

ME: when next are we seeing?

BIMPE: whenever u are ready to finance the journey. But this

time, u will send TO and FRO money to avoid another delay.

ME: ok dear.

*****i moved closer to her, grabbed her head and kiss her again,

she responded and reciprocated. I whispered into her ear, “I

want to feel you one more time baby”. She resisted at first. When

she saw my frowned face. She came over to me, and said

BIMpE: but why do u like s£x dis much?

ME: It’s not like that; I just don’t like to be rejected when I needed

something.

BIMPE: do u truly love me?

ME: yes off course

BIMPE: then why the rush?

*********i knew bimpe is not giving in this time, so I starting

calling her sweet names, tell her sweet words, reminded her of

how I loved her, how we will run our home when married.

BIMPE: then why don’t u propose to me and engage me?

ME: you know this is the first time of our meeting, all my

proposing plan is still our next meeting, I want to make it a

surprise to you.

******bimbe was just quiet, so I moved closer to her and kissed

her, we started kissing so passionately, I moved my hands down

to her shirts, she held my hand and said ” I don’t want to scatter

my dressing, just wait”.

She unhooked her trouser, pulled it down with her pants to knee

level. Bends and positioned her a$$ to me. “Onihaxy” now u can

get what you want” she said.

Without wasting time. I pulled off my boxers, raised the mattress,

picked a condom, wear it and slid it in from the back. It was so

sweet that she keeps moaning, yeeeah babyyy I will miss

you ,baby I love uuuuu, oooouch. Switching tempos. Finally,

I cum after 8minutes. She clean up with tissue, while I did the

same.

BIMPE: now that you are satisfied, can you go now?

ME: ok *********i dashed out of the house to meet segun*********

TO Be Continued

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***** I woke up early around 4am, bimpe was still sleeping, I

picked up my phone, opened her facebook as usual and read her

recent conversations.

SWORD:, why are you calling me?, I told you not to call me

again, what else do you want?

BIMPE: I can explain everything please.

SWORD: what is it that you want to explain. I told you my

neighbour who has a shop at ODA road said he saw you coming

out from a house infront of his shop earlier today with your box

and bag, he even said the guy saw u off to where u took bike, and

when u left here today, you went back to the same house with

your bag and he saw you also. He even told me the guy is your

boyfriend isn’t it?. So is that your daddy’s friend you are talking

about?.

BIMPE: pls is not what you think. Pls, let me explain.

SWORD: what is it that you want to explain?

BIMPE: the guy is my elder brother’s friend. I only went there to

deliver message to him.

SWORDMAN: you went there to deliver message to him and he

went to the chemist opposite his house to buy condom a day

before your on friday that you arrived?

*******chaiiii, I knew its badmus the chemist guy infront of my

house. I was there on friday to buy condom before bimpe’s

arrival, and when I saw bimpe off. On my way home, he called me

and said my babe is beautiful oooo. I replied that yes. He asked,

is that the new catch?. I said “no ooo, we have been dating for

the past 5 months and she used to come around. Maybe u don’t

notice”,. Ur condom don expire ooooo, the thing dey quick burst.

I only make mouth and joked that day. And I remember he used

to tell me he lives in ijoka at sunday bustop……

Back to the chat.

BIMPE: pls I don’t have anything with him please.

SWORDMAN. Did u know that after the quiks£x we had this

afternoon, I traced ur destination with a bike as u were going and it

matched the exact location I heard of?. So all this years that we

have been dating, you have been cheating on me?.

BIMPE: ok, let me confess, he is not my boyfriend and I don’t love

him, u are the only one I love. U remembered I said I want to visit

you in akure this month which you said you don’t have money on

you, but I missed you and which to see you and feel ur arms

again after 3months that we hadn’t see, then I told him I want to

come to akure to see him, he fell for it and send me Tfare. That

how I got to akure. and after seeing him for 10mins, I came down

straight to ur place to spend the rest of my stay. please

understand.

SWORD: and decided to go back to him to collect another Tfare

without having s£x with him?

BIMPE: believe me, he is just a puppet. He so much seem to like

me that he can give me anything. But it’s you that I love sodiq. I

love you so much. I just used him and exploit him to get close to

the person that I love which is you please.

SWORD: so how do u explain the condom he bought?

BIMPE: that one is a lie sodiq, infact, I didn’t allowed him to kiss

me, u and I have been dating for 2years now, I can’t just cheat on

you.

SWORD:. And you want to tell me you will not have s£x this

night?

BIMPE: I swear, I told him I’m a virgin and that I don’t want to be

touched till my wedding nite which he agrees to. Pls believe me,

I and just using him and exploiting him pls. If I don’t love you, I

won’t stay till that late nite before leaving your place.. Plssss.

SWORD: but I gave you 5k while u were leaving my place

previously, why don’t you take transport with that and travel?

BIMPE: I told u I want to use the money to make my hair, and I

want to exploit this guy to get my Tfare and some provisions. It’s

because of the love I have for you that makes me not to bother

you about my needs. Pls sodiq, don’t make this thing

complicated please.

SWORD: thanks for all the sweet s£x anyways. My regards to

your new boyfriend and don’t ever call me again, I mean it. Bye.

**********chaiiii, na me me “exploitation and usability mugu?”.

Chaiiiii, this girl must suffer today.

I woke her up, looked into her eyes and said it boldly for the first

time. Bimpe, “I want to have s£x”

BIMPE: baby, I am weak, and besides, I’m not an intimacy gadget

that you can just pick and play with.

ME: I’m sorry dear, I just have the urge rite now please.

BIMPE: I just don’t have the urge this morning. Just go out and

get me money to go to PHC today please.

ME: so u are refusing me?

BIMPE: yes, maybe when you give me the money you promised,

we can then have a good s£x.

ME: then I am not in the mood to go out also. How will I need

love making from my girl and she will refuse it. And I will try to

please her whenever she needs anything.

BIMPE:. ****frowned face*****, so it’s because of the money you

wanted to give me that is making you to wake me up for s£x?.

Do you think I’m a prostitute?, do u think I can’t survive without

your money?”******** bimpe started ranting*********

She stood up, arranged her back, wore her sandals and left the

house.

****i remain inside without any motive to look for her. I said to

myself, “atleast, I have had a Bleep of the value of my money.

I picked my phone to update segun about the latest happenings.

He hailed me on whatsapp saying “mr maga don dey get sense

be that.

Now it was around 5:10am, I was still on my bed, doing

meditation on how the day would look like, then I saw my door

opened, and behold, I saw bimpe. Back into the room with her

bags****

TO Be Continued

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Why pantless. I asked?. She replied “I’m not always comfortable

with pants”. But I thought to myself “chaii, swordman must have

a hand in this pantless issue.

She pulled down my jeans and boxers

and saw my erect manliness; she

simply rubbed it and den she sat down with her legs open and

her Kitty-Cat dripping wet. Chai, bimpe is not tight and I noticed

something like Fluid on her Vjay hair. I slid my condomize d**k

into her and she gasped. My heart skipped two beats as i felt my

d**k heating up and she continued to moan louder.

We switch to canine after about 4minutes of the s£x and I

continued going in and out faster and she begged for more which

I gave her

ultimately. We lasted for the next 6mins and I cum. It was

obvious that she noticed that I wasn’t excited about the s£x.

What’s wrong baby? Bimpe asked. Nothing, I replied.

Bimpe: Onihaxy, do you truly love me?

ME: why did u ask again?

BIMPE: I just want to be sure because you are the only guy I

have in my life after breaking up with my ex. And I don’t want to

suffer for love again.

ME: I assured you of my love yinmu

BIMPE:. Ok dear, let me get a shower and dress up while we are

awaiting uncle segun.

She stood from the bed Unclad, she walked twisting the fresh fair

Bottom as she opened the door to the bathroom.

I took my phone and checked my whatsapp messages. I got a

message from sege. “Mr maga, flash me when u are with your

girl. I will call you, make you put am for loud speaker, I want act

another drama……………

*** after segun’s call*****

Bimpe: onihaxy, what is all this now?, how do I leave here now,

your friend went home to bring money only for him to call that his

house was robbed.

ME: I’m amazed too, infact, I don’t know what to do and I don’t

know anybody else who can borrow me this money.

BIMPE: I must leave here today oooo, see the time now, its

11:52am already. I must leave here ooooooooo. Find something

to do ooooo, ****she started behaving funny******

ME: what do u suggest that I should do now?.

BIMPE: I don’t know ooooo. Just think of how you will get Tfare

for me that will take me to PHC. Maybe you should call uncle

segun back and beg him to refund that 5k, I will sort out how to

get home myself.

ME: I’m not sure if segun will refund the money, but I think of

something. Why not beg your cousin to borrow you the money.

And when I send it to your account, you will refund back to him

BIMPE: I told you that my cousin is stingy and that we fought

before my departure. Infact, when I went there to pick my school

ID card, I gave him the best insults of his life. Dear, can you

imagine what he said when I got there?

ME: what dear?

BIMPE: he said I should help him to fetch water from the well at

the 5th house away from his house after he refused to give me

money.

ME: but na waoo, that your cousin no dey try oooo. I wish to

know him sha

BIMPE: pls no be dat one dey do me. Help me find means to

reach PHC. Call uncle segun and beg him

ME: ok.

…..I picked my phone and dial sege’s number and placed it on

speaker.

ME: sege, how far na, abeg help me with that 5k, my babe dey

cry here and he wan comot today.

SEGE: I no fit drop am ooo, dem don thief the one wey I get for

house so this 5k na the last thing on me.

ME: abeg help me now.

SEGE: ok wait, let me call Akin and talk to him, I will get back to

you..and he hanged up.

….I don’t know who Akin is but I am sure SEGE is up to another

drama.. After 2minutes, segun called back.

SEGE: guy, I don talk to akin. He say him fit try help u make u

come meet am, but him talk say I must dey there as guarantor

incase of wahala.

ME: no problem now, how we go waka abeg?

SEGE: come meet me for house and we go go together go meet

akin. Hope money for bike dey your hand oooo, I no go pay for

any bike oooo. Akin talk say him fit help you 10k.

ME: thanks, I will be on my way. I hanged up

I opened my wallet and found out that I had just 200naira inside.

I turned to bimpe.

ME: baby, there is another problem,

BIMPE: what is the problem again my dear, go and meet the so

call akin now and get the money for me to leave here, its 12:09

already now

ME: I have just 200naira with me and if I should calculate the

fare from my house to segun’s house and from segun’s house to

akin’s house, I will spend 600naira since segun is going with me.

BIMPE: ok, take this remaining 500naira with me and add it to the

200naira with you. Pls be fast and hurry up.

ME: ok ****i collected the 500naira, dashed out of the house,

stopped a 50naira bike and went to meet

sege……………………….

On reaching segun’s house .

Me: sege how far

sege: mr maga. How u dey?

Me: na me be mr maga abi?, ur papa. Who is akin that u are

talking about?.

Sege: u be mumu. U no knw say na drama i dey act?.

Me: just kidding. I don collect the remaining 500naira wey she

hold.

Sege: confirm. Ur head don dey work. How u take do am?

Me: i tell her say i no get tfare take come your place, she give me

the 5hundred.

Sege: dat one nice, so ur balance remain 4,500 be that.

Me: oya give me the 5k make i dey go home.

Sege: u dey craze. So, u wan go give her the money abi?

Me: i just hold am. But to be serious, i dey pity bimpe sha

sege: u be mumu. She pity u when she collect ur money go Bleep

person for free at ijoka?

Me: but she get test tomorrow na.

Sege: let her fail. Dat one go dey remind say “magacology” na

bad elective.

Me: wetin i go come do next?,

sege: leave this money with me, dey go house go meet ur babe.

Tell her say akin no see his atm card make she wait till 2maro

wen u go enter bank go settle ur debit palava. Update me on

whatsapp any development

Me: ok

i left segun’s house, stopped a bike an went home straight.

Me: sweetheart, helo

bimpe: dear, its unfair oo. U left since morning knowing that i

will travel

me: so sorry dear.

Bimpe: oya where is the money?, its 1pm already, let me start

going.

Me:***i broke the bad news as directed by segun.

Bimpe was sad, frown and started ranting. She picked her box

and bag.

Me: dear, pls wait till 2moro, i go to bank to settle the atm debit

and give u the money.

Bimpe: i hav test tomorow, i can’t wait. Let me go to my cousin

and beg him again hopefully he can help me.

Me: but why are u going with your loads.

Bimpe: i dont have much time, if i can get the money, i will leave

from there, but if i can’t, i will return here to sleep.

Bimpe picked her loads and left at 1:20am. Immediately after she

left, her number wasnt reachable again . I said to myself, “chaiii,

thunder fire segun and bimpe o. So i no go yansh this girl this

night”. I opened her facebook account but no recent chat. I

updated segun on whatsapp and he told me to lock up that bimpe

is gone. So i zero my mind that she has left akure and that i paid

4,500 for one round of s£x.

Up till 8pm, her number isn’t reachable, i dropped my fone and

slept off. At about 9:40pm, i heard a knock on my window. I

asked “who is that?”. It’s me bimpe, come and open the entrance

door for me, the voice replied.

I jumped up, my d**k suddenly got erect as i was heading

towards the door and said to myself, let me Bleeping begin..

I ushered bimpe inside. Her face looks swollen, she

looks so much unhappy. I took her bags from her and we entered

the room.

Me: bimpe, what happened to your lines?, you have been

unreachable, I don’t know how to find you. You have scared

me……. Bla bla bla.

BIMPE: ****silence for a moment and then later talked****, my

dear, I really suffered today. A lot happend that I can’t explain.

ME: pls dear, tell me anything that happened, you fought your

cousin again?

BIMPE: something like that,

ME: he doesn’t give you the money?. And why?

BIMPE:: so many things are better left unsaid. I can’t just talk right

now.

ME: but why were you late?

BIMPE: we were settling the quarrel. And also, he sent me on

another erand. That is what took my time.

ME: eyah, so sorry. How will you go about your test now?

BIMPE: I have called my friends in my department to arrange for

me. But dear, do me a favour.

ME: what’s that?

BIMPE: can you please increase the money you are collecting

tomorrow to 30k pls, I have to settle my lecturer incharge of this

course I should write tomorrow.

ME: no problem

BIMPE: and one more thing please

ME: what is that dear?

BIMPE: maybe you should go to that akin first to get the money

incase if bank issue will not settle tomorrow and pls make it early.

Latest before 9AM.

ME:, no problem

****all through this conversation, bimpe isn’t happy at all, she look

disappointed. I tried to figure out what happened but I couldn’t..

BIMPE: pls I’m seriously hungry, is there anything I can eat before

I take my bath?

ME: there is rice inside the pot. Go and warm it and eat.

****bimpe stood up still not smiling and went to the kitchen. While

she was in the kitchen. Her fone which is on my bed gave a

facebook notification sound. I knew it must be a facebook

message but I couldn’t open it due to security password. I decided

to check it later. Few minutes later, she was through with the food

and she came back to the room, and said, I want to have my bath,

do you care to join?. On hearing this, my body moved, my d**k

responded instantly. Just as I stood up to pull of my cloths, I heard

another knock on my window “ko ko ko ko”***

*who is that?. its me seun, a voice replied.

Seun is my neighbour, he occupies the first “one room

selfcontain” in the compound. Our house is a block of 6 selfcons

that has only one main entrance. We all have to pass through the

entrance from outside. Seun had travelled to lagos 3days earlier

and just arrived at past 10 as at the time of knocking. I went

outside to open the main entrance door for him, as my sure

neighbour, we went to his room, gist a little about the journey,

why he came late, what he brought for me. Etc, I spent like

15minutes with seun, he gave me a long bread. I went back to

the room and met adebimpe on towel pressing her phone with the

2 hands which indicates that she was chating with someone. But

she still look unhappy. As I drew close to her on the bed, she

closed her facebook application, pressed the lock button and

dropped the phone. Can we have our bath now?, bimpe asked. I

replied YES.

She went into the bathroom and I followed her.

What is wrong with you bimpe?, u look sad, I asked. She replied,

“I just had a stressful day”.

She removed her towel. Oh my God!, those bosoms were

averagely big and firm, my d**k resurrected inside my boxers,

she noticed this and smile. But I could perceive the smell of

“recent s£x” on her which I never mind. I opened the shower; I

bath first while she follows. She turned her back to me, I could

see the clear view of the a$$. I moved closer, stood at her back

and held her bosoms from behind. She moaned oouchhh. I

continue squeezing and pressing while the shower was dropping

on us. Still backing her, I moved my my hands down her

abdomen, this time, she moan faster, she turned to me, kissed

my passionately while taking her hand down to my erected d**k.

Our body was close that I could feel her Tip pin touching me. I

held her a$$ and start pressing and spanking. She kissed me

down to my neck while stroking my d**k, she kissed down to my

small Tips. This time I started moaning too. She moved her

mouth to my abdomen, until she finally knelt down before me and

bury my d**k inside her mouth. Ooooo, yeah babyyyy oooouch. I

started making sound and she suck faster and deeper. After

5mins, she stood up and kissed me. Then she said, “did I try?”, u

really suck well, I replied. ‘Won’t you give me orals too? Said

bimpe. I thought within 2 seconds that I dare not put my mouth

into that public hole, “when we get to bed” I replied. She resumed

the shower and I dashed into my bedroom, raised up the

mattress and removed a condom, wore it and return to

bathroom,. I stopped the shower, suck her bosoms, turned her

back to me and entered from behind.

Ouuuch huuuuh haaah babyyyy harderrrr, bimpe was moaning, I

started pressing harder, I shifted back a bit, drew her closer and

grabbed her bosoms while bleeping, I later leave the bosoms,

spanked her and then held her hips. We bleeped for like

15minutes in the bathroom before she cum and I did the same.

We left the bathroom and went to the bed. But sumthing is wrong

somewhere. Bimpe is not tight in the Kitty-Cat and also, she

neva smiled, she still looks sad after the s£x.

On getting to the bedroom, we had another s£x but it was so

boring because bimpe makes it seem like a “forced s£x”. No

glamour, no anxiety, then I knew something must be wrong

between her and her “cousin”. 3minutes after the second s£x,

bimpe said, “please don’t forget to go out early for that money in

the morning please” and I want to sleep, good night. I replied

also “good night”.

But I couldn’t sleep because I was worrying about why bimpe is

unhappy, who sent the message?, what happened?, few minutes

later, bimpe called my name twice which I didn’t respond. I

pretend as if I was sleeping. She then rose up, picked her fone,

went into the bathroom. I over head her saying “please I beg u

for the sake of the love between us, pls forgive me”. Pls come

online on facebook and let’s chat please”. She “tipped toe” back

to the bed, called me again which I didn’t respond, then she

started chating for another 45 minutes. I couldn’t stop her

because I want to know what transpired between her and her

caller. I decided to wait till I wake up before I find out.

TO Be Continued