Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Episode 50

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Excused myself from betty’s chat and I called bimpe

on phone. It rang 3 times without been picked. I

dialled it the 4th time and it was picked up.

ME: hello bimpe, its me onihaxy. please don’t hang

up on me.

BIMPE: yes?, how can I help you?.

ME: well, I don’t need your help. I think You are the

one who needs mine.

BIMPE: laughs funny, me?, need your help?, what

do you mean?

ME: well, I just had a chat with betty just now and

she demanded to know what transpired between us.

BIMPE: **silent for about 5 seconds*** what did you

tell her?.

ME: I haven’t disclosed anything yet, that’s why I

called you to know what you told her so as to

replicate the same in order not contradict.

BIMPE: *cool voice*** I didn’t tell her anything. I only

said your face looked familiar.

ME: that’s exactly what I told her when I first saw

your picture on her phone. Maybe that’s why she

wanted to find out what was behind the familiarity

BIMPE: ok.

ME: so what should I tell her?.

BIMPE: dismiss the chat and tell her we never met

before, Period.

ME: I tried it earlier and it seems not to be working.

She gave a condition that its either I tell her or its

over between us.

BIMPE: then tell her we once lived in the same

street and we had a quarrel.

ME: what if she asked what led to the quarrel?

BIMPE: then think of something to tell her.

ME: ok.

BIMPE: besides, I don’t think its necessary to tell her

anything. Just ignore her and let it be over between

both of you. Period

ME: that can never be possible bimpe.

BIMPE: voice changed what do you mean?.

Didn’t I tell you to stay away from my family?. You

are stepping on my nerves onihaxy. I can bet it with

you that you will regret it if you don’t back off.

ME: bimpe calm down. Betty is the girl I want to

marry, infact, she is my last girl standing. So you

have to be involved in it and make our union

possible. Or else, we will both loose out of this

game.

BIMPE: what do you mean?

ME: if I loose betty, then be ready to loose your

marriage.

BIMPE: ***laughed***** what a nice threat Mr man,

and how do you intended pushing me out of my

matrimony sir?.

ME: well, its simple. I have the screen shot of all

your s£xual conversations with sodiq back in akure,

the screenshot of all our s£xual conversations also, I

have all the blackmail texts and messages you sent

to me demanding for money in exchange of my

credentials and nudes. I have copies of the nudes.

BIMPE: and what do you intend doing with them?.

ME: nothing much. I have your husband’s home

address, his email, his office address, his social

network profile and his phone number. I will simply

attach all this evidence and forward it directly to him

so that he can know the type of girl he married. I will

also send a copy to betty for her to see also. So my

dear, we will both loose. If I loose betty, I will go to

the extreme to make sure that you loose your

marriage.

BIMPE: ****silent*****

ME: hello oooooooo.

BIMPE: ***faint voice****onihaxy, what do you want?

“Chai!!!!, it worked!!!!!”

BIMPE: onihaxy, I said what do you want?

ME: I want to marry betty, and I don’t want you to

stop me. Infact, I want your 100% support.

BIMPE: alright, I heard you.

ME: and also, I want …………

BIMPE: cuts in Mr man, that all I can grant,

nothing more hanged up

ME: “”hian!!! wetin be this na?. I want ask of my

certificates na” ***redials number and it was

switched off***.

I dropped the phone and continued with my work until

I got multiple pings from betty. I suspended my

activities and chat with her.

ME: hi love.

BETTY: how far?, you have been keeping me waiting

since na.

ME: I’m sorry dear, my boss just left.

BETTY: ok dear. So I’m listening.

ME: hmmmmmmm. The truth is that I knew bimpe.

BETTY: hmmm, I thought as much. So she was your

ex?

ME: Ex kee?, no oooo.

BETTY: so what was the relationship between you

guys?.

ME: we used to live on the same street in

portharcout.

BETTY: hmmmmm, why did you deny her earlier on

the day you saw her on my phone.

ME: because we weren’t in good terms

BETTY: really?, what happened?

ME: she used to be rude, proud and arrogant. So we

had a fight on a particular day and since then, I hated

her with passion.

BETTY: are you sure there was nothing romantic

attached to it?

ME: betty, I swear to God, you can ask her.

**yinmu***

BETTY: ok oooo, no wonder she doesn’t want to talk

about you. I guess the hatred na long thing.

ME: loooool.

BETTY: and now that you want to date her husband’s

sister, how will you guys be relating?

ME: hmmmmmmm. This one is strong ooooo.

BETTY: hmmm, eleyi Gidi gan. Jokes apart, will you

guys continue like this?.

ME: maybe we would settle our differences because

of you then.

BETTY: that would be better.

ME: looool. Betty please, can we chat later, I want

balance the account for the day.

BETTY: ok dear, TTYL.

I dropped my phone to tidy up my work. I got home

and decided to gist segun on the latest development.

ME: hi sege.

SEGE: Ale Bimpe, how you dey?.

ME: looooool. Not oko again?, na Ale now abi?.

SEGE: yes na, you know say she don marry. So na

concubine you be for now.

ME: you no well.

SEGE: so how far about that parole?.

ME: loool. I don do am.

SEGE: e work?

ME: e work. The thing surprise me sef. I don’t know

that bimpe can fall for a threat.

SEGE: sebi I told you. You know I’m am oracle. I told

you she has her marriage to protect, so its going to

work. What you just have to do is to be bold always

and don’t let fear appear on your voice and on your

face. She would definitely continue to fall for it.

ME: thank you jaree.

SEGE: you don ask for the certificates?

ME: no ooooo,

SEGE: why na?,

ME: I was about to ask when she cut the call, and

her number hasn’t been reachable since then.

SEGE: don’t worry. If her dog run away from motor

car death for 20years, na cutlass go still kill am.

Me: hmmmmmmm.

SEGE: so what was the negotiation you guys had?.

ME: betty in exchange for her peaceful marriage.

SEGE: that’s my guy, don’t let betty find out the truth

about you and bimpe. Or else, you will be finished.

ME: that reminds me, betty made enquiries about

bimpe from me sef.

SEGE: really?, when?, how?

ME: she said bimpe saw my picture on her phone

and she screamed just like I did when I saw bimpe’s

picture on her phone?.

SEGE: haaa!!, that girl smart sha. How you come take

resolve am?

ME: I called bimpe to inform her and we both agreed

on a story to cook for betty.

SEGE: did it work?

ME: sure. I told betty that bimpe and I once lived on

the same street and we had a fight

SEGE: and she believed you?.

ME: yes na. She was even trying to settle the fight

for us sef.

SEGE: that’s my boy. You don dey smart be that.

Now I’m proud to be a good coach.

ME: you no well.

TO Be Continued

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SEGE: and again, if bimpe finds out, she might think

that you want to use betty to get back at her.

ME: hmmmmmmm.

SEGE: and if betty finds out that you and bimpe knew

each other, she might want to dig up information

about what transpired between both of you. And in

the process, you might loose this new girl as a result

of the revelation.

ME: hmmmmmmm, you too get sense. So what do I

do?

SEGE: its now easy to get back at bimpe. But the

issue is that. Are you ready to sacrifice this new girl?

ME: which girl?

SEGE: betty now

ME how?

SEGE: you can break bimpe’s home by revealing the

dirty secrets to betty which will further transfer to

her brother but the good news is that, she will never

marry you after finding out that you once slept with

her brother’s wife.

ME: hmmmmmm. I’m not ready to loose betty ooo.

Infact, she is my last girl standing. If she just gave

me a “yes”, na to marry straightaway.

SEGE: and bimpe also can not really hit back at you

via betty because she has her own marriage to save

and protect also.

ME: are you sure?

SEGE: trust me, I see things that you can’t see.

ME: so what do we do next?

SEGE: like I said earlier. This is a table tennis battle

between you and bimpe while betty is the egg. It

require a lot of wisdom. Just give me time to figure

out what to do.

ME: that’s my nigga.

Betty travelled back to lagos the following day and

we continued chating and talking on phone until a

week later when I got a call from a number which I

picked.

ME: hello

CALLER: its bimpe

ME: hee!!, bimpe, how are you?

BIMPE: fine, I just want to tell you that I saw your

pictures on betty’s phone and she told me you guys

met and have been talking. I just want to warn you. If

you know what is good for you, just stay away from

this girl completely and stay out of my family.

Otherwise, I will make sure you see hell. ***hanged

up***

“Chaii, which kind wahala be this again na?””

I returned to segun on whatsapp to update him on

what bimpe told me and segun came up with a

master plan.

Over to whatsapp between me and my guy.

SEGE: you don’t mean it!!, you mean bimpe called

you to warn you?.

ME: yes.

SEGE: glory be to God almighty.

ME: why that?

SEGE: this is what I have been waiting for.

ME: waiting for as how?.

SEGE: it shows that she is weak and scared.

Therefore, this is the right time to strike back at her.

ME: are you sure?

SEGE: yes. Trust me. But onihaxy. You just have to

be confident and bold enough to carry out this task I

want to give you.

ME: you know I’m always bold na.

SEGE: you dey craze. No be onihaxy wey I sabi?. You

fit tremble and forget your name on seeing ordinary

laps of a woman.

ME: you dey craze.

SEGE: na you and bimpe dey craze together. So as I

was saying. You will pick your phone and call her.

ME: what if it doesn’t go through?.

SEGE: did she use the same number she had been

using to text you?.

ME: No,

SEGE: then trust me. The number will be reachable,

for her to call and issue a warning, then she must be

waiting for a reply.

ME: so what do I tell her when I call her?.

SEGE: tell her that if she wants you to loose betty,

then she should be ready to loose her marriage.

ME: just like that?.

SEGE: wait jaree, I never finish.

ME: ok sir.

SEGE: tell her that you have the screen shot of all

her s£xcapades with sodiq back then in akure, also

the screen shot of all your conversations including

the threats, the blackmailing, how she had been

demanding money from you, pictures of the nudes

she sent, and so on.

ME: but you knew that my phone was stolen na. And

I couldn’t access her facebook since the day she left

akure. So I don’t have any of these things. What if

she ask for a proof?.

SEGE: that’s why I said you have to be confident and

bold. Don’t let fear appear in your speech or texts, or

else, na fucck up be that. Say it as if you mean it.

Try and be sharp na onihaxy.

Me: ok, I will try.

SEGE: if she ask for a proof, tell her that you have

her husband’s details, his name, phone number,

email, social network accounts and house address.

Tell her that if she needs a proof, you will document

everything and forward it to her husband and also,

copies would be sent to betty so that they can check

it first. I can bet it with my fingernails, she would

come down and even beg you for negotiation.

ME: are you sure?.

SEGE: trust me my guy.

I began to rehearse on how to face bimpe over the

phone. It took me 3 days to gather courage and

boldness.

I was at work on a friday and I intended to call bimpe

when I get home in the evening. At 2pm, I got a chat

message from betty.

BETTY: hi dear

ME: hi sweety. How are you today?

BETTY: I’m fine. And you?

ME: I’m good my love.

BETTY: please I want to ask a question.

ME: go ahead.

BETTY: Are you really sure that you don’t know my

brother’s wife?

ME: who is that?

BETTY: Aunty Bimpe

ME: ****scared*** Not really.

BETTY: then how?,

ME: why did you ask?.

BETTY: because when I got back to lagos. I was

having a gist with her about my visitation to Ado and

I showed her your picture telling her that I met you. I

noticed she screamed exactly the same way you did

when you saw her picture on my phone.

ME: really??

BETTY: her mood and face changed instantly when

she asked of your name and I told her that you are

onihaxy. I noticed she felt somehow.

ME: hmmmmm.

BETTY: so please can you tell me the truth. Did you

really know her?.

ME: sweetheart. Did she tell you that she knows me.

BETTY: she isn’t willing to answer any question.

That’s why I’m asking you. If you truly love me as

you claimed. Then don’t put me in the dark. Can you

please tell me what is going on between you guys. Or

else, forget about me.

ME: haa, betty, why na.

BETTY: yes. I can’t just build my hope and future on

a guy who is secretive. Its either you tell me all I

need to know or this union between us is over!!,

ME: ****scared***** ok dear, can you please give me

few moments. My boss is around. He must not catch

me handling phone during work hours. I will get back

to you when he is gone.

BETTY: ok be fast. I’m waiting.

“Chaiii, na which kind wahala be this sef………..”

TO Be Continued

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ME: When she arrived, she said she would take only

bottle water and pie.

SEGE: na nice girl be that.

ME: and if you see her appearance, you go surprise

SEGE: wetin do am?.

ME: little make up, she no plait hair, na simple ankara

dress she wear, and na cheap slippers dey her leg.

SEGE: na all these hungry girls she go be . Abi wetin

you think?

ME: na wetin I first think be that ooo until drama

happened.

SEGE: wetin happen?.

ME: she bought take- aways and paid for it. And when

we went out of the eatery, I stopped a bike to take her

home and she refused.

SEGE: really?. Wetin come happen next?

ME: she just open the doors of a EOD and she entered

and drove off.

SEGE: yeeeepa!!!, you stopped a bike and she refused

and drove her own car?

ME: yes na.

SEGE: omo na serious shame be that ooo.

ME: na super shame. See as shame catch me for that

eatery today.

SEGE: oboy you don hammer be that oooo.

ME: hammer as how?.

SEGE: she go dey spend for you ni.

ME: we never start to date na.

SEGE: but you tell me say you love her na?

ME: I so much love her. I never love like that before.

But shame they catch me to ask her out.

SEGE: omo forget wetin don happen, just gather

courage and do the needful.

ME: I no get the mind, her level pass me, she fit

rubbish me.

SEGE: omo forget. Since you don meet her today and

she no rubbish you, nothing fit happen.

ME: fear and shame dey catch me to face her.

SEGE: e simple na. If you no fit face her, toast her for

BBM na. Sebi you know how you do bimpe and kemi?

ME: you no well.

SEGE: that reminds me, how about your wife?, e don

dey close to 2 years now and I no hear anything from

both of you.

ME: na true oooo, me sef no hear anything from her.

SEGE: maybe that virus wey I send to her don work be

that.

ME: I pray make e work oooo.

SEGE: you don try to call her?

ME: I don try am tire but the number no still dey

receive call.

SEGE: omo forget about her then and concentrate on

this new girl. You must not loose her ooo.

ME: what if she be runs girl?

SEGE: wetin concern you even if na olosho. Just help

am spend out of her money.

ME: sege!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEGE: na so na. If person see opportunity, na to make

use of it na. But first get to know her better and her

source of money. She fit get one rich pale.

Me: I go try jaree.

On the following week, I keep chating with betty and on

the second week. I made my intentions known to her

but she told me she isn’t interested in any relationship

for now until she finishes her Msc programme.

She told me her dad is out of the country and owns a

business empire in Abuja with branches in lagos,

portharcout and Enugu. She told me that her mother is

late and she has a elder brother who got married about

2 and half years ago. She also told me that they her

brother and her are the only children of their parents.

We discussed a lot of things and we became more

intimate. She saw me as a confidant and I saw her as

one also.

I keep disturbing her that I loved her and wanted her to

be my girl and she keep giving me the same response.

On the 26th of that month which was on friday. She

told me that she would be returning to lagos on sunday

so we agreed to meet on saturday at my house.

I sent my address details to Betty and she arrived at

my house on that saturday afternoon. I entertained her

and we started chating.

ME: betty, I’m going to miss you.

BETTY: I will miss you more dear.

ME: are you going on public transport?.

BETTY: why should I go on public transport when I

have my own small car.

ME: smiled don’t mind me jaree. I thought it

belongs to grandma.

BETTY: no, its mine, it was my graduation gift after

finishing from the university with a 2.1.

Me: waooooh, what a brilliant girl.

BeTTY: don’t mind me jaree.

ME: please, I want to have your pictures on my phone

so as to be looking at it whenever I miss you since I

have been begging you to be my wife and you refused.

BETTY: haa! Onihaxy now, I’m not saying I can’t marry

you, I only said I needed time for myself.

ME: anyway, I won’t loose hope nor give up until you

become mine.

BETTY: **smiled***

ME: let me have you phone, I want to send few of your

pictures to my phone.

BETTY: ***handed her phone over to me****, this is

the phone.

I was scrolling through the phone and saw 3 of my

pictures which she saved from BBM, I smiled as I

continued scrolling and viewing her picture till I saw

the picture of her carrying a small baby.

ME: ***called on her**** is this your baby?

BETTY: **came closer**** no, its my elder brother’s

daughter. She is a year and 2 months old.

ME: ***scrolling through and saw a man**** who is

this?

BETTY: that’s my elder brother. Bro Henry

ME: ok **continued scrolling until I saw a picture of

her with a familiar face*** heeeee!!!, this face looks

like someone I knew. Who is this?

BETTY: that’s the picture of my brother’s wife and I.

ME: your brother’s wife? ******looked at the picture

again and wiped my eyes to make sure I’m seeing

clearly****

BETTY: yes. My brother’s wife.

ME: what’s her name?

BETTY: aunty Bimpe.

ME: Bimpe!!, what’s her occupation?

BETTY: she is a nurse

ME: haaaaaa!!

BETTY: what happen?, did you know her?

ME: ** silent for a while**** not really, its just a

resemblance with someone I knew.

I took to whatsapp to gist segun after betty’s

departure on saturday.

ME: how far sege?

SEGE: oko bimpe, how you dey?

ME: you no well. I wan gist you jaree

SEGE: ehn ehn!!!, I dey listen.

ME: I have found bimpe

SEGE: tell me its a joke

ME: I’m serious

SEGE: how?, where? When?.

ME: you remember betty?

SEGE: the girl you met at eatery?

ME: yes

SEGE: what happened to her?.

ME: I found bimpe’s picture on her phone.

SEGE: that’s serious. Are they related?

ME: something like that.

SEGE: What was her explanation?

ME: she said bimpe is her brother’s wife.

SEGE: wife??, you mean bimpe is married?

ME: yes. married with a kid who is 15months old.

SEGE: are you serious onihaxy?

ME: I’m serious jor. I even sent the picture to my

phone.

SEGE: send it to me and let me see

ME: ok ****shared picture with segun***

SEGE: hehehehehehe, na true ooooo, she don change

ooo, she don add weight sef.

ME: abi oo.

SEGE: but e pain me sha

ME: say wetin?

SEGE: say no be you marry her ni. See as dem

snatch my friend’s wife.

ME: you no well

SEGE: did you tell betty that you knew bimpe?

ME: not at all, I told her its only a resemblance.

SEGE: your head complete jaree.. But onihaxy, this is

a battle line.

ME: as how?

SEGE: if bimpe finds out that you are relating with

betty, she might use the girl against you and also use

her to get back to you. Or probably poison her mind

towards you.

ME: hmmmmmmm.

TO Be Continued

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*Sweating inside AC I stood up to place a order for

Betty. I got to the counter and opened my wallet to

pay for what I bought. I realized I had just 1,500naira

left with me. I returned back to my table with a forced

smile pretending to be ok, but deep down inside me, I

wasn’t ok.

BETTY: smiled thanks for the meal

ME: smile by force you are welcome.

BETTY: eating so, tell me about your occupation.

ME: lost in thoughts you mean me?

BETTY: yes na.

ME: ehmmm, I work as a secretary and also a P.A to

the manager of a pure water company.

BETTY: that’s nice.

ME: eating my remaining pie with force you are

welcome.

BETTY: so, how is your girlfriend?, tell me about her

ME: me?, girlfriend?

BETTY: yes. You look uncomfortable, hope no problem?

ME: not at all, I was just wondering if I locked my room

door properly this morning when leaving.

BETTY: eeyah. Sorry oo, so answer my question

ME: I don’t have any girlfriend at the moment.

BETTY: hmmmm, what happen to the previous one you

had?

ME: she left me for a rich guy, so I have decided to

work hard and make money before going into another

relationship.

BETTY: eeyah, sorry about that.

ME: you are welcome.

BETTY: so when will you have enough money for

another relationship?

ME: hopefully soon.

BETTY: **smiled*** so what makes you think the next

girl won’t dump you for another richer dude?.

ME: that’s one of my greatest fear

BeTTY: you are so funny onihaxy.

ME: thanks oooooo. So what about you?, how about

your guy?.

BETTY: hmmmmmmm, he is fine.

ME: why hmmmmm?. I sensed something fishy

BETTY: well, its a story for another day. Where do you

say you are living?

ME: not too far from here.

BETTY: maybe I would try to visit you before I return to

lag.

ME: waoooh, I will be happy. When are you travelling?

BETTY: ending of this month

ME: that’s 3 weeks from now.

BETTY: yeah.

ME: smiled so tell me more about you.

BETTY: hmmm, ask me what you want to know about

me

ME: you told me you graduated last year. So do you

work?

BETTY: hmmmmm, not really.

ME: I don’t understand

BETTY: I’m managing somewhere and still job hunting.

Will you help me with a job? smiled

ME: here in ado or lagos?

BETTY: me?, Ado for where?, this your local village?

ME: for where?. Na state capital ooooo ”

BETTY: hmmmm, if not for my grandma who refused to

come to lag, will I ever step into this village?.

ME: hmmmmm

BETTY: you have a nice look, feminine face and nice

lips. Keep it up

ME: hmmmmmm. Teasing me abi?

BETTY: not at all

ME: you aren’t looking bad as well. You are even

prettier in real life than in pictures

BETTY: **laughs***

We continued to gist, make jokes and chat on random

topics for the next 25 minutes.

BETTY: I would soon be going, I told grandma I won’t

stay long.

ME: **heart beat faster and shocked*** eeyah. So till

when?

BETTY: we would talk on phone now

ME: chaii, how will I pay for the take aways oooo

ok dear.

BETTY: let me get the take away, **stood up and

walked to the counter and I followed***

She approached the table and ordered for 3 take-

aways of rice. The cashier told us that it was 3k.

“Chai, wetin I go do oooooo?”. I smiled and dipped my

hand in my back pocket to remove my wallet. I flipped

through it and counted the money. “Oops, the cash on

me isn’t enough”. I brought out my ATM card and told

the cashier that I wanted to use POS.

“What is POS?” The cashier asked.

” Point of sales machine” I replied.

The cashier replied “We don’t have that here. If you

want to use ATM, walk down to the 3rd junction and

branch inside, you would see an ATM to use there”.

Betty was just smiling at me as she stood still there

looking at the drama between the cashier and I. She

dipped her hand inside her purse and paid the cashier.

I looked at her and I was dumb. I felt so embarrassed

and don’t know what to utter.

We walked out of the eatery and people were staring

at us as we are walking out, “chaii, shame catch me

but I just locked up” . I opened the door and we stood

outside the eatery for a little chat.

ME: I didn’t check my wallet earlier sha. I didn’t know

that I don’t have sufficient money in my wallet. Please

follow me to the ATM and let me withdraw some

money for you.

BETTY: smiled don’t worry onihaxy,I am not asking

for a refund.

ME: began to form again no now betty, I

promised to buy the take aways for you earlier so let

me pay for it.

BETTY: ok, if you insist, then keep it till the next time

we will meet, I will collect it then.

ME: ok dear. So which one would take you home

faster, a taxi or a bike?.

BETTY: ****smiling and silent***

ME: hmmm, always smiling, ok, I think a bike would be

better

BETTY: ***smiling continued****

We hugged and I held her hand as we walked toward

the main road. I stopped a bike and told the bike man

to take betty to her destination. She just stood still for

about 10seconds smiling before telling the bike man to

go. I was baffled and I told her “don’t you like the bike

or you want to take a taxi?”. She smiled and reply me,

“not really, I don’t need a bike”.

She held her nylon on one hand and her purse on the

other hand. She walked about 5 feet from where we

stood and walked towards a Honda EOD packed by the

side of the road. She opened her purse and brought

out a key, opened the door and entered. I stood still

with my mouth wide open and speechless. She drove

to the position where I was standing and she lowered

the glass of the door.

“Onihaxy, come inside, let me drop you off ”

“Don’t worry dear, I wanted to visit a friend at the next

street” I replied.

She waved at me and drove off. I stood still there and

it seems as if the ground should open and swallow me

as I was watching the car moving away slowly.

I got home and was thinking of what happened

previously.

“But this girl doesn’t look rich to me”

“Or is she into aristo?”

“Abi na runs girl?”.

“But she doesn’t look like one”

“Abi na borrowed car?”

“But why does she had to oppress me with a car?”.

” Abi na grandma’s car?”

I was just asking myself a lot of rethorical questions as

I sat down on my bed. I even got scared the more to

ask her out. I couldn’t recover from the shame and

embarrassment. I called her to check on her and she

thanked me for hosting her earlier. I felt like asking her

questions about the car but I don’t know how to go

about it and I ignored. I then logged on to whatsapp to

chat with my friend.

ME: sege, how far?

SEGE: I dey jaree my guy?. How far with the babe you

go meet for eatery?

ME: omo, drama happen ooooo. Come see as shame

catch me.

SEGE: gist me, she carry her friends come?

ME: if na that one, sebi e for better.

SEGE: wetin come happen?

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She was about lieing down to rest when her phone

rang and the ringing stopped 2 seconds later.

“Ohhh, who is this person flashing me?” Lolade

grumbled as she unlocked her phone to view the

“missed caller”. She dropped it there after and lied

down unclad facing the wall as I lied behind her. I

looked straight at the phone and I noticed that it was

unlocked. “Hurrayyy!!!” Time for me to see lolade’s

hidden secret.

I was cuddling her to a light sleep as I pressed a

button on the phone to prevent it from locking. When

I observed that she had partially slept off, I picked

the phone to look at the call list, behold, I saw

several call logs between her and my manager.

“What could be between my girl and the manager?”

I was curious and I decided to check the message

folder. I saw Intimate message conversation between

my manager and her. I couldn’t believe my eyes as I

scrolled down the more. I saw a text where my

manager was hailing her for how sweet she was on

bed. And I saw a sent message where she was

appreciating my manager for giving her 10k “chaiiiii,

no wonder that she was my manager’s favourite of

recent”. I looked out for more messages and I

discovered that lolade was also dating another

undergraduate of EKSU. “””Chaiiii, this girl don use

my head fa!!”. I wanted to confront her but I had a

second thought of ignoring the situation and

continued to Bleep her till. She gains admission.

I dropped her phone and pretended as if nothing

happened. She woke at around 5pm and she decided

to leave and I saw her off to where she board a bike,

I returned home and began to think of how to get a

replacement ASAP.

Another 9 months later, lolade had gotten admission

into delta state university and resigned from work. At

first, it was difficult for me to cope without her around

me due to the fact that I couldn’t get my regular

sunday-sunday free punany to Bleep again, but along

the line, I started thinking of a replacement.

I was coming to work one morning when I overheard

one of our factory workers discussing with his friend on

how he met a girl through badoo. Instantly, I

remembered I once had an account with badoo which I

never used for over a year. I got to my table that day

and logged on to my badoo on my phone, I checked out

some girls who are closer to me. I drafted a short

romantic introductory sermon and did copy and paste

to about 15 of them introducing myself and telling

them to reply me with their BBM pins for a better

communication.

When I got home in the evening, I checked on my

account and saw a message from a girl named “Betty”.

She replied my mail with her bbm pin and I added her

up asap.

I checked out her pictures and they were fine and ok,

she has an average height, fair in complexion, she has a

little big butts with an average size oranges. We got

talking along the line and she told me she is 26, based

in lagos and came to vist her Grandma in Ado ekiti.

Within a 2 weeks, we became friends and we had

started talking on phone and exchanging text

messages. I found her so caring and loving. She would

always call me like thrice a day and she would always

engage me in chats. I so much like betty and I never

had any lustful thoughts towards her.

I told her to visit me at home but she refused. I tried

persuading her but betty won’t just agree to visit.

When I saw that it wasn’t working, I told her to visit

me at my work place and she refused also. She said

we can only meet at an eatery.

“Which kind rubbish be this na “.

I wanted to back out because other girls had also been

responding to me from badoo. I don’t want a

commitment relationship, all I want is just a Bleep-

mate. But as days went by, I found myself falling

inlove with betty. I was so much inlove with her that I

wasn’t having the courage to ask her out so as not to

ruin our friendship.

At last, we both agreed to meet at one eatery in Ado

ekiti on a saturday afternoon.

On that fateful saturday, I had my bath, freshen up, put

on a nice wear and proceed to the eatery. As my

custom, anytime I wanted to meet any lady in a eatery,

I always get there first before the lady so as to look

through the glass to observe if she is coming alone or

coming with hungry friends, and the moment I

observed that she had friends tagged with her, I simply

use the exit door so as not to embarass myself when I

couldn’t foot bills.

I got to the eatery at 12 noon and gave her a call and

she told me that she was on her way, I found an empty

seat close to the glass and I was observing from the

glass to see her when she is coming. I looked and

looked for over 40minutes and I couldn’t see her. I

called her phone again and she wasn’t picking up.

“Haaaa!!!, abi this girl don disappoint me ni?”.

After several minutes of hopeless waiting. I went to the

table and I ordered for a pie with a can of coke, I

returned to my table and I was watching music videos

been played on sound city and eating the pie little by

little so as to sustain me till her arrival and beyond. I

was so much carried away by the music videos and I

forgot that I was waiting for someone. About 5 minutes

later, I saw a lady walking into the eatery, she looked

so much like betty and I was convinced that she was

the one and I waved at her. She saw me and she came

to my side and sat down infront of me. Betty wasn’t

flashy. She wore a simple ankara gown, no heavy

makeup and her hair was packed to the back and not

plaited.

“Chaiii, this girl na one hungry girl oooo, she no even

dey sophisticated” I thought as I was smiling and

staring at her.

ME: my dearest betty, I set my eyes on you atlast.

BETTY: hmmmm, same here.

ME: stretched forward so, what do you care for?

**** heart beating faster make she no demand for 5

plates of chicken****

BETTY: a bottle water and probably a pie is ok.

ME: **this babe dey form for me abi?, me sef go form

Porsche**, no dear, you can’t take that, let me get you

a plate of rice and soft drinks.

BETTY: no, I’m purging so I don’t take soft drinks, and I

just finished eating rice with grandma at home, so my

tommy is filled up already.

ME: *hmm, thank God, atleast, my money is saved

Are you sure you are ok with that?, or you think I won’t

be able to foot bills **smiled***

BETTY: laughed you are so funny onihaxy. So

you mean you have money to foot bills?

ME: laughed yes na

BETTY: don’t worry then, I will get a take away for

myself, grandma, and my little sisters at home when

I’m leaving here.

ME: ***chaiiii, I don die today, onihaxy!!, see how your

mouth pushed you inside trouble********

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I got home that evening and began to thank my stars

for the narrow escape. I vowed never to Bleep lolade

flesh to flesh again, I dipped my hand to the

underneath of my bed, I took out the pack of condom

and took one out of it, I dropped it codedly insde my

wallet incase of another emergency day.

I took to my phone and decided to appreciate my

nigga segun on whatsapp for saving me once again.

ME: hi sege,

SEGE: how far?

ME: I dey my guy, thanks for the other time

SEGE: you no well, why you go dey Bleep person

without condom?, e be like say you no dey fear for

your life. What if the babe na mammy water or

ogbanje or HIV/ STD patient?

ME: so if I used condom, ogbanje no go catch me?

SEGE: yes na. Na sperm be their mode of operation,

if dem wan use you, tap from your destiny, catch you

or harm you, na your sperm wey dem swallow during

BJ and the one wey them receive through punany

them dey use.

ME: hmmmmmmm

SEGE: yes na. No matter how powerful the witch or

mammy water reach, if your sperm no pass through

their body, dem no fit do anything.

ME: sege!!!!!!!

SEGE: my guy, I dey tell you, that’s why I no dey cum

for girl mouth in BJ and I no dey Bleep without

condom. Them never tap my destiny sef, I never buy

range rover, what if dem come tap am, wetin go

remain for me?

ME: loooool, no be my fault my guy

SEGE: whose fault then? Ehn??, even if you must

Bleep person flesh to flesh, then it should be a

mature girl who knows how to take care of her self

without been told. Not someone you would be

begging to take drugs.

ME: ok my guy.

SEGE: who is the lady sef?

ME: na one of our new staffs

SEGE: her name?

ME: lolade

SEGE: hmmmm, just be careful onihaxy, you know

you are still burning under a trouble with Adebimpe,

don’t had more problems to your head my guy.

ME: ok boss, thanks.

SEGE: how about the mutual friends I told you to

work on?

ME: I sent her a “HI” message and she hadn’t

replied.

SEGE: don’t you know the person?

ME: I swear I don’t.

SEGE: you see your life, una go dey pack people wey

you no know for facebook.

ME: hmmmmm

SEGE: just be fast and work on it

ME: ok,

SEGE: has bimpe sent you another text since then?

ME: not at all

SEGE: ok, I sent her a file on facebook yesterday, I

hope she opened it.

ME: what’s the file?

SEGE: a virus infected file, if she opens it, her phone

or gadget should be corrupted and infected within 72

hours.

ME: sege!!!!!!!

SEGE: so if that happens, she would have no choice

than to format her device and that will give us a little

hope that all those files would be formatted

alongside, I just pray she hasn’t backed them up in

another drive.

ME: I pray so too.

SEGE: meanwhile, check out on this your new girl,

find out who she is, look deep into her social network

profiles, and also go through her phone.

ME: why?

SEGE: something tells me that she might be working

with/for Bimpe.

ME: hmmmmmm, you are right sha. I never thought

of it.

SEGE: you should. You know the type of wife you

have, she is very dangerous, she might employ this

new girl, who knows?.

ME: thanks so much my guy. I will watchout.

After the chat, I decided to think over all the things

segun said.

“Segun might be right ooooo”

Every sunday afternoon, lolade would always visit me

at home, sometimes when we close earlier on friday,

we would always go home together to spend some

time before she departs to her house, it has always

been sessions of hot s£x / romance but I never made

that stewpid mistake of bleeping her without condom

again.

Six month into the new relationship, the love

between lolade and I was waxing stronger. Despite

the fact that we made it a lowkey relationship,

almost half of the staffs were aware of our

relationship due to some preferential treatment I do

give her.

I had tried to assess her facebook friendlist and

couldn’t find anything related to bimpe. I tried

checking her phone but I couldn’t get through

because she uses a security password and she

wouldn’t tell me. But I just had this mindset that she

has no connection with bimpe.

7th month into our relationship, something happened

and I discovered something about lolade.

7th month into our relationship, I was at my house on

a sunday evening and lolade visited me as usual, she

sat down on the bed with me and we began to gist

on random matters, moments later, she lied on her

back and placed her head on my laps as I sat on the

bed and resting against the wall. She was reading a

novel while I was playing a game on my phone.

10minutes into the game, my eye glanced at lolade’s

cleavage and I lost interest in the game, I switched

over to tickling and romancing her till my hand find

its way into her br**st. I was playing with the tip and

lolade was moaning gradually with the novel still on

her hand. As I tickled the Tips the more, her moans

was increasing. She dropped her novel and

reciprocated the romance as she bend my head

downwards and kissed me. Moments later, we found

ourselves Unclad in a 69 position. She lied ontop of

me and I was under her. I was manipulation and

licking her clits as she was giving me a wonderful

BJ. In the process, I removed my condom underneath

my bed. I pushed her forward, wore the condom and

mount on her from the back. I held her a$$ together

and introduced my extension into her sucked. She

was moaning “ooooh, haaaauuuuuoooch, sir!!!!!!!!!” As

as was pounding in and out of her punany in a hot

dogggie style. I lasted for about 25minutes before I

cummed and I noticed that she was so weak at the

end of the process.

TO Be Continued

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LOLADE: ** quiet for a while***

ME: my love, please talk, I’m scared by your silence

LOLADE: hope you won’t disappoint me?

ME: I swear I won’t, lolade, in the valley of decision,

you will forever remain my only choice.

………….”Continued to campaign”

LOLADE: **silent again for a while*** ok, I heard you.

ME: smiled is that a yes?.

LOLADE: ** shyness smile** something like that.

I was so happy on what I just heard from lolade.

“Chai onihaxy, you don catch new pusssy”. Lolade

looked at her watch and it was past 7pm. She stood

up and told me she would be leaving.

I stood up also, pushed the chairs to one side and

held her hand as I pulled her back towards me. We

stared at each other’s eyeball and our heads were

moving closer again till our lips found each other and

we kissed passionately. No resistance again and the

kiss was super romantic than the previous one, “chai,

lolade was so good at kissing”, she was sucking my

upper lips and lower lips simultaneously and also

pulling and turning my tongue with hers. During the

kiss, I moved around and made her back to face the

table. I pushed her back a little bit and made her sit

on the table while I was standing and facing her.

My hands was moving downwards from her head

down to her neck then to her cleavage. “Chaii, lolade

was putting on a shirt that has about 6 buttons and a

short skirt, how do I go about this buttons?” I thought

for a while, I took the courage and stylishly unhook

the first button, I was expecting a resistance but I

got none, instead, the kiss was getting more intense,

I proceeded to the second button, to the 3rd, 4th till I

unhooked the last one to unveil her bra . Omo see

oranges!!!, my joystick erected more and more as I

was drowning in s£xual fantasy.

I moved up my right hand and placed it on her bra

and dipped my hand inside it to locate her Tip. I

tickled it and squeeze at the same time and lolade

was moaning louder, “hmmmmmm, oooouhhh,

hmmmmmm, sirrrr!!!!, oga!!!!! Its ok sir!!!!!!!!”.

I moved my mouth away from her mouth, licked her

down to her neck and finally passed through her

cleavage and arrived on her Tips. I placed my tongue

on the left Tips as I placed my hand on the right one.

I was sucking the left and squeezing/ teasing the

right Tip. I looked up and saw that lolade was already

lost. I took the courage and removed my hand from

her right br**st and placed it on her skirt. I was

switching br**sts and finding my way to her laps at

the same time. Atlast, my hand found the laps and I

was tickling and moving my hand upwards. When I

got to about few centimetres from her pants, I

stopped with the hope that I would encounter

resistance, and behold, none came. I moved my hand

upward till I got to the underneath of her pant,

behold, lolade was seriously wet and dripping, I

played with her pants for few seconds, tickling and

teasing the punny via the pant before pushing the

underneath of the pant to one side with my finger

and my finger finally landed on the main punany. I

began to manipulate her with my right hand and un-

hooking my belt with my left hand as my mouth

returned to her lips to resumed kissing which she

fully welcomed.

I was manipulation her Kitty-Cat with one hand and

pulling off my belt with the other hand. I had

difficulty in removing my belt due to lolade’s body

closeness to mine in position and I don’t want her to

recover from her heaven trip so as not to spoil the

show. To save time, I ignored the belt and simply

loosed my zip, I loosed the button on the boxer and

brought out my fully erected d**k. While I was doing

all this underneath, I never let lolade realized it so

that she won’t be discouraged or disappointed. I

moved up my right hand and continued to squeeze

her br**sts and handling her Tips and also kissing

her so as to add more to her heavenly trip.

I continued manipulation her Kitty-Cat and also

bringing my d**k closer to her punany at the same

time, I more I finger, the closer the d**k. I was able

to hold my d**k with my left hand and also finger her

kitten with the same finger on the left hand.

” Chaii, I don reach the gate of lolade’s kitten oooo,

and I no get condom ?, wetin I go do oooooo”

” Should I ignore the Bleep and zip up?”

“But onihaxy!!, na serious fucck up e go be oo”.

“See as field open and you no gree play match”

” Should I risk hIV and STDs?”

” What if I impregnate her?”.

Innocent citizen thoughts began to fill my mind and I

felt like pulling off, I felt guilty and I realized that its

too early to nack this innocent girl, but the demon of

konji suddenly whisper to me heart,

” onihaxy!!!, e be like say you dey craze?”

“Abi you dey mad ni?”

“Things wey some guy dey pay before dem get, you

see free one and you no use am?”

” You wan suffer this erected d**k for nothing?”

” Abi you no see Kitty-Cat gate wey open wide like

this without any gateman?”

” Se this girl look like person wey get HIV for your

eyes?”

” You no fit give her money to buy postinor 2 if you

dey fear pregnancy?”

” And for your information, you might not get to see

another opportunity if you let this open gate pass you

by”.

Chaii, Konji na Bastard, no time abeg, I obeyed konji’s

cousel and I immediately caught her unaware as I

plugged my extension inside lolade’s socket and she

let out a soft moan as she place her 2 hands on the

back of the table and she raised up her head and

drew closer to me as I was plugging and removing

my extension from her socket in a soft mode.

I held her laps, raised them up and I was pumping in

and out of lolade’s Kitty-Cat and she was moaning at

various tunes. She would remove her hands from the

table and use it to hold my neck and after a moment,

she would return the hand to the table again, she

drew closer to the edge of the table and gave the

chance of deeper penetration. The Kitty-Cat hole

wasn’t as tight as expected because I felt her

punany should be tighter at her age. We bleeped for

about 5 minutes and I cummed inside her because I

don’t want to stain my oga’s rug with sperm and

tissue paper wasn’t in the office.

After the Bleep, I was breathing and sweating

heavily. I dropped her laps, returned my d**k to my

trouser and zipped up, I went to the other side of the

office to put on the fan, and before I returned, lolade

was looking downwards and appeared sobber.

ME: drew close to her and cuddled her my

dear, why are you sad?

LOLADE: **silent***

ME: **scared**** my dear, please look at my face,

look into my eyes lolade

LOLADE: **still silent***

ME: **abi I don contact disease ni?*** my love, I

don’t like this mood, please talk to me.

LOLADE: *speaking silently its about you.

ME: scared me?

LOLADE: yes.

ME: chai!!!!, temi bami.

LOLADE: why did you do this to me on first

relationship date sobbing

ME: ***see oloshi, so you no know say na day 1 when

you open laps and you dey moan**** I’m so sorry

about that my dear. I love you so much and the

strong feelings I have for you couldn’t let me resist

you.

LOLADE: now that you have seen what you are

looking for in me, your love for me will reduce abi?

ME: not at all dear, it just increased, I now love you

more than I have ever do yinmu

LOLADE: Are you sure?

ME: came closer and held her in my arms** yes my

love. I’m very sure.

LOLAdE: did you release inside me?

ME: **shocked*** no I didn’t . Why did you ask?

LOLADE: because I don’t want to get pregnant

ME: still scared but didn’t show it lol, you aren’t

young for it now. 18 and above is regarded as an

adult in nigeria.

LOLADE: *smiled a little** sir, my family will disown

me. Is it me that couldn’t afford common jamb form

that should get pregnant?.

ME: just kidding anyways.

LOLADE: better

ME: hmmmmmmmm, maybe you should take drugs to

be on the safer side

LOLADE: raised eyebrow what drug?

ME: ** stammering*** ehmmmmm, something like

postinor

LOLADE: lailai, over my dead body, I’m not taking any

drugs

ME: “chaiiii, Mogbe!!!!” Why dear?

LOLADE: sebi you said you didn’t release inside me?

ME: yes dear

LOLADE: so I don’t need any drugs that would harm

me

ME: harm you as how?

LOLADE: I heard it used to have a side effect and

may also affect the womb from getting pregnant in

the future

ME: all those stories are pure lies.

LOLADE: so you have been prescribing postinors for

the ladies you slept with?

ME: no, you are the first girl in my life that I will say

it to.

LOLADE: how come you knew its name and how

come you knew it has no side effect?

ME: remember I told you I studied chemistry at

school? So I’m automatically a chemist. Drugs and

there effects was part of the courses I studied at

undergraduate level.

LOLADE: hmmmmmm, chemist or no chemist, I’m not

taking any drugs. Simple.

Me: its ok then.

LOLADE: please I need to go home now, its getting

dark and my family would be angry.

ME: alright. But I’m somehow thirsty, I want to get a

bottle of soft drink outside, do you care for one too?

LOLADE: no problem, but be fast please.

ME: **hmmmm, this girl don remove “sir” from my

name, I don sell my respect oooo*** ok, I would be

back.

As I was walking out of the compound, several

thoughts were running through my mind.

” Chaii onihaxy!!!, u don impregnate someone”

” Why did I Bleep in the first place without condom

sef?”

“If I had known, I wouldn’t have bleeped ooo”

” This girl isn’t ready to take any drugs now, what do

I do oooooo?”

I thought and thought and couldn’t figure out any

idea. Then I decided to call my friend on phone.

Me: hello segun

SEGE: how you dey oko bimpe?

ME: I’m not fine segun, wahala don sele oooo

SEGE: wahala kee?, have you been sacked?

ME: no ooo, na one girl wey I just met

SEGE: wetin do her?

ME: we bleeped without condom and I mistakenly

pour inside. I told her to take drugs and she refused.

SEGE: onihaxy!!!, what is your problem?, you haven’t

settled your issues with bimpe, and you are here

starting a fresh trouble again, how on earth will you

Bleep a new girl without condom?, what if she has

sTDs of hiV?.

ME: sege, the deed has been done, its solution that I

want. please help me.

SEGE: your wahala too much. Just that there is no

way I could abandon you ni.

ME: thanks my guy, so what do I do?

SEGE: try and convince her to take the drugs.

ME: I can’t, I told her earlier that I didn’t release

inside of her.

SEGE: ok, what are you doing now?.

Me: I’m outside to buy lacasera for both of us.

SEGE: ok, is there a chemist around there?

ME: yes.

SEGE: ok, don’t buy lacasera for her, buy viju milk or

Cway milk. Then go to the chemist and buy postionor

1. Ground it to powder and pour it inside the vuju

milk or Cway milk and mixed them thoroughly.

ME: hmmmmm. Sege!!!!!

SEGE: don’t hail me jor, just be careful next time.

ME: thanks. Why did you say I shouldn’t use

lacasera?

SEGE: lacasera has a transparent bottle and also the

liquid isn’t white, so if you mix the drugs with it, it

would show clearly that the drink is impure. But viju

and cway milk is white, and also, the bottle isn’t

transparent and the drug is also white, So if mixed

properly, she won’t find out.

ME: that’s my guy, I will call you back *hanged up**

I crossed to the other side and told the chemist to

give me a cway milk and a lacasera with 2 dose of

postinor. “Na overdose dey work pass for naija”

I paid him and took the drinks away. On getting to

the entrance of our compound, I ground the drug into

powder with the plastic of lacasera, I opened the

Cway milk and poured it inside. I mixed it together

and I covered it. I entered into my manger’s office

and I met the table well arranged and lolade was

sitting on the chair. I pretend to open the cover of

the cway bottle and gave it to her as I was sipping

my lacasera.

She took a little of the milk juice and said she was

leaving.

ME: **leave kee?, ** lolade, I want to give the empty

bottles of these drinks to the kunnu seller that

usually stay at the entrance of the gate.

LOLADE: what for?

ME: she saw me passing with the drinks and she

begged me to give her the empty bottles and I

promised to bring it while going home.

LOLADE: so?

ME: finish the drink so that I can give it to her as we

are going.

Lolade finished the drink in my presence and my

mind was settled. I closed for the day and we both

walked out of the gate with the empty bottles on my

hand. When we reached the outside of the gate. I

said “huuuh, this woman had left sha, let me drop it

on the ground for her, she would pick it up

tomorrow”. I gave her 500naira for transport while I

took a bike to my house.

TO Be Continued

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It was monday morning. I woke up very early as

usual to prepare breakfast, had my bath and prepared

for work. As my manager wasn’t around, I took

enough time to do some tidings and was eventually

late to work as a result.

I got to work by 8:30am, I met the factory workers

and the packaging boys at the production room. I

waved at them as I passed by with my folder in my

hand and one of the boys said “oga, e be like say you

get visitor oooo”. “Really?, who is the person? And

where is he?” I replied the boy, and he said “oga, na

lady ooo, she don sit down for your table”. I replied

“ok, thank you. I wasn’t sure who the visitor was

until I walked to the table and met my lovely lolade

sitted at the visitors seat infront of my table.

LOLADE: **smiled*** good morning sir!

ME: smiled too my wife, good morning.

LOLADE: ha sir!. Your wife kee?, you want to put me

into trouble sir

ME:*** pats her shoulder as I walked down to my

seat*** which trouble dear?

LOLADE: you know I’m just new here sir “e ma je ki

won so mi lenu oooo” I don’t want to be implicated.

ME: you are funny dear.

LOLADE: smiled

ME: yes!!!, Manager called me this morning that he

won’t be around today and tomorrow, so he told me

to tell you that you should wait till wednesday when

he would arrive so that you can obtain your guarantor

and referee’s form and also process your ID card.

LOLADE: ok sir.

ME: alrite, I will give you a 60leaves note now. And I

will attach you to the driver whom you will be working

with. You are expected to make a record of all daily

sales inside the note and indicate the dates

everyday. The note will contain the number of packs

loaded before leaving every morning, number of

sales, credit purchase from customers, and number

of packs returned in the evening if you couldn’t sell

all.

LOLADE: ** stared at me in silence***

ME: raised up my head and noticed her ololade,

what is the problem?, why are you silent?

LOLADE: sir!, I don’t understand any of your

explanations, I don’t know how to go about it.

ME: haaaa!!!, so if my manager was to be the one

telling you all these, you would tell him that you have

no idea?, and you would inturn implicated me for

telling him that you had pure water sales

experience?.

LOLADE: **faced down and sad*** I’m sorry sir.

ME: **stood up from my seat and walked to meet

her and placed my hand on her back*** its ok my

dear, you don’t have to be sad. I understand that you

don’t have any experience, that’s why I gave you the

cv over the weekend to study it through.

LOLADE: I did sir,

ME: ok dear, its ok, my manager’s absence is really a

blessing in disguise. I will seize the opportunity of his

two days Absence to train you on so many things, so

that you won’t Bleep up and disappoint me when he

returns

LOLADE: ok sir.

ME: it means you will have to wait for few minutes

after closing so that I can have chance to put you

through the steps and procedures.

LOLADE: ok sir.

I drew a table chart inside the note and explain few

things to her about it. I told her to always report to

me at the end of the day for assessment and

accounting. She left and I was looking at her

swinging ass through her small pant skirt. I attached

her to the new driver, I told one of the other sales

rep to go with them so as to introduce them to the

new market and they drove off after packing packs

of water into the new van.

“Chaii, onihaxy, you get sense ooo”

“See as you tell her to wait after closing and she

gree”.

After their departure. I told all the factory boys to go

home at exactly 5pm to rest for the day instead of

the regular 6pm. They were so happy and joyous. I

told the other sales reps that they should all return

before 5pm so as to attend to them on time because

I must leave by 5pm. They were also happy because

they would be leaving an hour earlier.

It was 5pm in the evening, the boys had closed for

the day as instructed earlier, I went through the

records of the other 4 sales representatives and

collect money from them and I was through by

5:20pm and they left. At 5:45pm, lolade arrived with

the new driver and the person I sent to assist them. I

dismissed the driver and the other lady immediately

and I told lolade to wait behind for me to go through

her sales records.

When I noticed that others had left, I took the spare

key of my manager’s office and I told lolade to come

inside with so that I can go through a sales for the

day and also train her on what she needs to know,

she nodded and smiled at me as we both walked

inside the office and I locked the door from inside.

LOLADE: ** looked around the office**I guess this is

the manager’s office?.

ME: not really, we both use the office. But since he

used to have visitors and he needed privacy most

times, so we decided to have another table and

chairs outside. So I use the outside table most times

when he needs privacy.

LOLADE:** still looking around***how come you still

share office when you have your own table outside?

ME: because I’m his P.A, and also the secretary/

Accountant of the company at the same time.

LOLADE: waoooh, so you are handling 3 positions at

a time, that is very nice sir, it means your take home

must be very huge niyen ooooo smiles

ME: *smiled too** “oloshi, see as this girl dey reason

my salary sha, na another maga venture this one go

be oooooo”, if you say so dear.

LOLADE: smiled and nodded that’s nice

ME: bring your chair closer to me here so that we

can start the tutorials and seminar

LOLADE: **smiled as she lifted the chair and moved

it to my side** yes sir.

ME: so where is the notebook I gave you?

LOLADE: here is it sir.

I spent the first 15 minutes going through the sales

book, vetting and correcting some errors, I spent

another 30 minutes explaining things about our

company and how to handle things to lolade, and

how she would defend her experiences when

manager arrives. I was touching her hand, pushing

myself on her and staring at her at intervals. When

we were through with the seminar, I turned my chair

and faced her, stared at her, held her hand and let

out a smile.

ME: ololade mi, please save me, I’m dieing please.

LOLADE: sir?, dieing kee?! How?

ME: its about you. I have been having sleepless night

since the day I met you. I hardly spend 10 minutes

without thinking of you my love, you have fill my

heart with lots of love and I’m fully drowned into the

pool of your love.

LOLADE: hmmmm, men!!!!, they can make mouth and

lie ehhnnn!!!

ME: **held her second hand and moved closer***

ololade mi. Believe me my dear, I’m not lieing. Infact,

I have never fallen in love like this before. Your love

is making me going insane. Please don’t let me run

mad please.

LOLADE: ok, I heard you. So how do I help you?.

ME: please, just give me a yes, give me a space in

your heart, let me be your man, and I promised to

love you for the rest of my life, I so love you, you are

the air I breath, you are my

vision…………”Campaigning continues”

LOLADE: ** quiet for a while***

ME: my love, please talk, I’m scared by your silence

LOLADE: hope you won’t disappoint me?

ME: I swear I won’t, lolade, in the valley of decision,

you will forever remain my only choice.

………….”Continued to campaign”

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Reject the job. I knew how far I went to secure it for

you.

***i turned to the opposite side and stared at the

space with my eyeballs wide opened, few seconds

later, my eyeballs were soaked and fake tears was

dropping.

LOLADE: thank you, let me get going

ME: faint voice ok, let me see you off

LOLADE: ***noticed my voice and looked at my

eyes***. Don’t tell me you are crying. Has it gotten

to this stage?

ME: lolade, you won’t understand

LOLADE: then make me understand sir

ME: **still in faint voice*** its been over two years

that I stayed out of love since I broke up with my ex.

Now that I’m drown in your love, I’m been denied and

rejected.

LOLADE: smiled and wiped my tears. Ok, what do

you want from me?

ME: I want your love. I love you, I want you to love

me.

LOLADE: well, the truth is that I like you too. You

appeared to be kind and loving. But don’t you think

I’m too young?, I’m a school cert holder?, and I need

to forge ahead to tertiary institution before thinking

of love?

ME: I knew all these before asking you out. I love

you and that’s all. Love over sees all things.

LOLADE: are you sure of what you are saying?

ME: yes, I’m so sure

LOLADE: ok, I heard you. Give me time, let me think

about it. Is that ok by you?.

ME: ****smiled****,

LOLADE: that’s better, you look good in that smile

Me: thanks dear. When will you get back to me?

LOLADE: sebi we would see on monday?

ME: you mean you will give me a feedback on

monday?

LOLADE: don’t know yet. When I think it through, I

will let you know,

ME: ok dear. Thanks my love.

LOLADE: smiled I need to start going now. I have

some house chores to do at home.

Me: should I follow you home?.

LOLADE: to do what?

ME: to meet my inlaws off cos

LOLADE: laughs honestly, you are so funny and

fun to be with. I so much enjoyed your company.

ME: thanks dear

LOLADE: by the way, what’s your name?

ME: onihaxy

LOLADE: so let me call you uncle onihaxy.

ME: no, call me by my name.

LOLADE: no, I can’t, how do you want people at work

to see it?. That’s bad.

ME: na you sabi

LOLADE: come and see me off abeg.

I walked along with her till we reach the door, she

was about to open the door when I pulled her back, I

held her hand with one hand and held her waist wit

the other, I stared straight into her eyes and she did

the same, our heads began to get close until my lips

located hers. My eyes was closed immediately as we

began to kiss. I was expecting a resistance but none

came. Instead, I felt a hand on my neck as she held

my head and sucked my lips as she gave me the kiss

of life.

Our lips were still locked for 2 minutes and still

counting and yet, there was no resistance coming

from lolade. My d**k was gradually getting erected

and almost hitting lolade on the laps so I had to

stylishly dip my hands inside my trouser, pulled up my

d**k and hanged it beneath my belt. Then I took the

courage to step up my game by removing my second

hand from her head and dropping it to her neck

gradually, the kiss was getting more romantic and

passionate and I lowered my left hand from her neck

down to her cleavage, I traced the middle of her

boobs down to the lower part of her br**sts on her

cloth and I pressed the left br**st, lolade gave out a

soft moan and jerked her head upwards, I stopped for

few seconds and expecting a resistance and there

was none. I decided to take a step further and

squeeze the left br**st and the moans was becoming

spontaneous. I decided to switch br**st at intervals

from left to the right and back to the left while her

cloth was still on. I was confused on where next to

switch to. “Should I dip my hands into her gown from

the top of her cleavage? Of should I take my hand

down to the bottom of her gown and pull it up?”, my

brain permutated the two options within 3 seconds

and my instinct told me to go down and start from

below. I followed my instinct and took my hand

straight downward and started tickling her laps, I

continued tickling and moving my hands upwards

gradually, I was about few centimetres from her

pants when she dropped her hand to hold my hand. I

was somehow shocked but I didn’t show it. She

removed her mouth from mine and said “stop it”, its

ok, let me be going.

ME: ok dear, I’m sorry

LOLADE: ***opened the door **its okay, no problem,

you sha succeeded in kissing me. Its somehow

strange sha.

ME: **smiled as I closed the door from outside***

strange as how?

LOLADE: *chuckle I have never hugged any guy

on a first date, let alone kissing. How did you really

do it?

ME: ***stopped at the main entrance of our

compound and held her two hands****, its simply the

power of love.

LOLADE: I don’t understand

ME: its just the chemistry of the heart you know.

When your heart meets someone it chose to love.

The chemistry just react naturally without laws.

LOLADE: **laughs*** you are so funny, what course

did you studied at school?

ME: chemistry. Why did you ask?

LOLADE: I thought as much,

ME: how?

LOLADE: with the way you were talking about

chemistry and reactions.

ME: ****laughed*******

LOLADE: ****laughed too****

ME: ****** stared into her eyes once more***** my

lolybabe.

LOLADE: what is that?

ME: please, give me a yes answer so that my mind

would be at rest.

LOLADE: ***placed her hand on my chest*****, Mr

loverboy, calm down and give me time to think over it

ME: **smiled***. Ok.

I waved at bike passing by and it stopped. I slipped

1k into lolade’s hands and she smiled and said “thank

you”.

I returned inside and the bottom side of my tummy

began to pain me seriously.

TO Be Continued

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ME: hello sir

MANAGER: how are you?

ME: I’m fine sir

MANAGER: ehn ehn onihaxy!!

ME: sir,

MANAGER. I won’t be around on monday and

tuesday.

ME: hope there is no problem sir?

MANAGER: not really, just that I wanted to obtain a

form somewhere on monday, and its outside ekiti

state

ME: ok sir

MANAGER: so please, take charge of the activities of

the company

ME: ok sir

MANAGER: and make sure you are vigilant about

those boys in the packaging section, they always

steal bags of water to sell.

ME: ok sir.

MANAGER: I hope the spare key of my office is still

with you?

ME: yes sir.

MANAGER: ok, take good care of the factory, I have

informed the chairman that I won’t be around.

ME: ok sir. I wish you safe journey sir.

MANAGER: alright bye

It was saturday morning. I have sent my detailed

address to lolade in the morning and she replied me

that she would be coming by 11am. In the speed of

light, I removed all the cobwebs in the room, I

changed my bedspread, I placed a pack of condom

under my mattress incase of incasity. I removed the

chairs in my room and kept it in my neighbour’s room

so that she would be able to sit on the bed when she

arrives.

I shuffled my photo album and removed the pictures

containing me and ladies in a romantic posture, I

went outside to buy 3 bottles of malt, 2 digestive

biscuit, 50nair oranges, 3 apples and filled them in my

fridge. I sprayed the room with air – freshener and I

went to the filling station to purchase a 3 litres of

petrol and filled my “I better pass my neighbour”

small generator. I removed the dusts on my

electronics and everywhere was neat and looking

nice. On a good day, I used to clean up my room

once in a month and yet, it won’t be sparkling as the

way it is now. When I was through, I went out to

make printouts of her new CV because I made only

one copy the previous day.

11am, lolade called to inform me that she was on her

way. On hearing this, I switched on my generator and

also my DVD player and slot in a romantic nollywood

movie.

Few minutes later, I got a missed call from lolade, I

called her back and she informed me that she was

standing infront of my house. I wore my 3 quarters

and a white round neck top and I went out to see

her. On getting to the front of my house, I saw lolade

standing at the opposite side of the road. She was

putting on a popular short gown with white and black

stripe. That type of gown that is usually fitted to the

body and brings out the real shape of the a$$. Her

hair was loosed and packed with rubber band. She

smiled at me as I waved at her. Lolade crossed over

from the opposite side and came to where I was.

She knelt down a little and said “good morning sir”.

“How are you” I replied her and she said “fine sir”.

We entered into my room together.

ME: have your seat dear

LOLADE: **sat on the edge of the bed*** thank you

sir

ME: you are looking more gorgeous and prettier than

the last time I saw you

LOLADE: *blushing thank you sir

ME: what can I offer you?

LOLADE: anything sir

ME: hmm. Anything?, then let me give you weed then

LOLADE: laughs so you smoke weed?

ME: just kidding, don’t you know that I’m a bishop?

LOLADE: loool. Bishop of which diocese?

Lolade and I continued to crack jokes as I opened my

mini fridge and offered her maltonic and apples

which I purchased before her arrival. We were

flowing along as if we have met each other long time

ago.

LOLADE: thanks so much sir for your help concerning

the job. I needed the job badly

ME: really?, why badly?

LOLADE: you won’t understand sir

ME: then make me understand. I actually assisted

you because I’m interest in knowing you, so I’m

listening.

LOLADE: hmmmmmm, its a long story sir

ME: summarise it for me

LOLADE: ok, actually, I finished my secondary school

2 years ago

ME: cuts in yeah, I saw that on the form you

submitted

LOLADE: so immediately after that, I lost my dad

ME: eyah, I’m so sorry about that.

LOLADE: thank you sir. And my mum cannot finance

my academic to tertiary institution because she is a

petty trader.

ME: eyah. What about your elder brothers and

sisters?

LOLADE: I’m the first born. But I have 2 younger

brothers.

ME: eyah.

LOLADE: thanks sir. So that’s why I wanted a job

which I can save little money out of it to obtain jamb

and finance my studies to some extent. And also

sustain myself with the rest so as to ease the burden

on my mum.

ME: that’s a nice idea. But do you know how much

you will be earning before talking about savings?

LOLADE: honestly, I don’t know, but I just know that I

will be getting paid.

ME: well, its a small money.

LOLADE: how much sir?

ME: just 10k

LOLADE: 10k?, its ok sir. I so much appreciate it. I’m

grateful sir.

Me: you are welcome, what about your boyfriend?, is

he not capable of financing your education?

LOLADE: boyfriend kee?. Mtchew, which guy is ready

to be committed this days?, all they want to do is to

have s£x and go.

ME: so you are telling me now that you don’t have a

boyfriend?

LOLADE: what do I want to do with it?. I want to

focus on my life for now.

ME: “oluwaseun oooo”. Thank God.

LOLADE: why saying so sir?.

ME: because I won’t be having competitor and rivals

LOLADE: I don’t understand sir

ME: **moved closer***. Lolade, I know this is too

early, but its a burden on my heart. I like you right

from the first day I set my eyes on you, I got home

and I dreamt of you all night. Infact, I have never

stopped thinking about you since then,. To be sincere,

I went through stress to convince my manager to

hire you out of the all the applicants. I did all this

because I love you…………………. “Format continues”

LOLADE: but you are just knowing me, how can you

claim to love me sir? And don’t you think I’m young

enough to be your younger sister?

ME: ***held her hand**** lolade, don’t say so please.

You are hurting me and my heart is bleeding because

of what you just said. I seriously love you, I mean it.

LOLADE: so what about the person you are dating

presently?

ME: I swear to God. I don’t have a girlfriend.

LOLADE: and why?

ME: because my heart was waiting to meet you for

the past 2 years since I broke up with my ex. My

spirit chose you on first sight.

LOLADE: so is it because of the job, is that why you

want to use the opportunity to use me?.

ME: lolade, I swear to God, my love for you is real

and genuine. If only you can dissect and open my

heart, only then will you know how much I love you.

LOLADE: I’m so sorry sir, I’m not interested, if its

about your job, you can keep it sir.

ME: lolade, why are you talking like this now?

LOLADE: I mean it. ***stands up and about to walk

out****

TO Be Continued

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I got to work the second day and flirty thoughts of

lolade was flooding my brain. I couldn’t think of

anything else aside lolade. I even forgot that my

nudes are still fresh on someone’s phone and could

be unleashed at anytime.

I was at my table when my manager called me from

inside to come and I went inside to see him.

ME: hi sir, you called me.

MANAGER: yes. ****handed a file to me***, go

through that file, it contains the CV and credentials

of the applicants, I don’t have time to go through

them.

Me: ok sir

MANAGER: scan through it and check out for anyone

who has a better sales experience and give her a call

to resume on monday.

ME: ***chaii, chance to do parol with lolade**** ok

sir. What about the driver sir?

MANAGER: don’t worry about that, a guy had been

referred to us by chairman’s wife, so we don’t need

any driver again.

Me: ok sir.

MANAGER: be fast about it, you know today is friday.

I want the new van to commence operation on

monday

ME: ok sir.

I left his office and returned to my table with a grin

on my cheek. I glanced through the CVs and

discovered that lolade has no sales experience

compared to the rest. I was there on my table

thinking about what to do and my phone rang. I

checked and it was lolade. I had to leave my table

and walked out of the building because I don’t want

my manager to listen to our conversations.

ME: hello.

LOLADE: **angelic sweet voice*** hello sir. How are

you?

ME: **melt by her voice and gained Attention

immediately*** I’m fine and you?

LOLADE: I’m fine sir. Please I just want to remind

you again and to beg you not to forget me.

ME: hmmmm, Lolade, there is a problem

LOLADE: haaa!!, what is it sir?

ME: you don’t have any sales experience according

to your CV and you are the only odd person among

the 13 applicants

LOLADE: felt bad haa, please sir, is there anyway

you could help me sir. I really need the job for

sustenance sir.

Me: ***hmmm, e be like say this girl dey suffer sha.

See as she dey beg for 10k job*** ok dear, I will see

what I can do. Though it will be a bit difficult, but I

will try.

LOLADE: thank you sir.

ME: hmmmmmm, don’t mention. So what will be my

reward for my efforts

LOLADE: don’t worry sir, I will be nice to you, I should

just get the job first.

ME: chaiiiii, I gained another Attention ok, no

problem,

LOLADE: when next should I call you sir?

ME: maybe in the evening

LOlADE: ok sir, thank you sir. **hanged up***.

After ending the call, I looked at the zip of my

trouser and observed that my Attention was so

obvious. chai, this one na embarrassment ooo. I

dipped my inside my trouser, pulled up my d**k and

hanged it underneath my belt before returning back

to my table.

I got to my table after passing through the factory

and greeted the factory workers. I began to think on

how to cover up for lolade. Then an idea came to my

head. I re-typed her CV on my system, added some

sales experience to it and went out to print at the

computer center adjacent our company. I returned to

to my table and tore her previous cv and returned to

my manager.

ME: hi sir, I’m through.

MANAGER: what’s the outcome

ME: I have went through all the applicants cv and I

found out that only one of them has a good and

qualitative experience sir. Its even from a pure water

company.

MANAGER: really?

ME: yes, It will help us in getting new customers

since she already knew about the job.

MANAGER: ok, who is she?

ME: *** moved closer and showed him*** this lady.

MANAGER: ok, give her a call.

ME: ok sir.

“Yessss!!!!!” I went out of his office with joy filled in

my heart. It was as if I won a lottery. I took my

phone and dialled lolade’s number.

ME: hi lolade.

LOLADE: hi sir, I wasn’t expecting your call sir. I

guess its for a bad news?

ME: loool. Not really, but seems so.

LOLADE: sighed ok sir,

ME: you know I told you that you had no experience.

LOLADE: yes sir

ME: but I was able to convince the chairman. So you

have been chosen.

LOLADE: ** screamed***, thank you so much sir.

ME: you are welcome. But there is a minor issue.

LOLADE: what is it sir?

ME: I will send a text to you.

LOLADE: ok sir. When am I to resume sir?

ME: monday morning.

LOLADE: ok sir

I hanged up on lolade and draft a text and told her

how I edited and added to her CV. I told her that she

needs to have a copy of it so as to be familiar with

the contents and be able to defend it incase my

manager decided to ask questions from her. Few

minutes later, she replied with, “thank you sir, I’m

very grateful sir, how do I get a copy?”.

I sent another text, telling her that she can come

around for it, but my manager must not see her so

as not to suspect anything.

She replied saying “haa, I’m not around now sir, I

went out to somewhere and won’t be back until 7pm

sir, can I come for it tomorrow?”.

I sent another text ” I won’t be coming to work

tomorrow and I won’t be at work till monday, so I

don’t know how you will get it”.

She replied with ” ok, where do you live sir ?”.

I sent another text ” Ajilosun street. And why do you

ask?”.

She replied with ” I was thinking maybe I can visit

you tomorrow afternoon to have the copy”

My d**k resurrected again, “chaii, see as fresh meat

dey come my side tomorrow oooooo”. I replied her

saying. ” Its ok, do you live closer to that area?”.

She replied. Not really, but my house isn’t too far

sha, I will come around 2pm sir”.

I sent another text. “Ok, no problem”.

She replied ” I will call you sir when I’m about

coming.

I replied with “ok”

My d**k was erected for several minutes until it later

relaxed.

I closed for the day and went home to arrange my

room ahead of saturday.

I got home after work on that friday. I was so filled

with joy of catching a new fish. At a point, my

thoughts began to divide

“Could lolade be sent by bimpe?”

” I don’t think so jaree”

“Afterall, bimpe didn’t know where I am presently”

” Hmmmm!!! Onihaxy!!!”

” Make Kitty-Cat no kill you one day ooo”

I was so lost in this thought until I heard a message

alert on my phone. I checked it and it was a message

from whatsapp. I looked at the message and it was

from segun.

SEGE: onihaxy, how far?

ME: I dey jaree

SEGE: I don follow your wife talk oo

ME: which of them?

SEGE: you no well, you get two wives?

ME: lol

SEGE : its bimpe

ME:** my heart beat faster all of a sudden** what

did you guys discussed?

SEGE: well, I told her that your monthly salary was

18k which she knew about, I told her that there is no

way you can get the amount she demanded for.

ME: hmmm, did you call her?

SEGE: no, we chat via the facebook I’d she used to

send the picture.

ME: ok, what was her response?

SEGE: she said that is none of her business.

ME: haaaa!!!,

SEGE: then I told her that the sad news was that you

just lost your job and you are even struggling for

survival.

ME: hmmmmm. Sege!!!!!,

SEGE: she still insisted that its none of her business

ME: haa.

SEGE: then I told her to punish me instead of

punishing you. Because I caused everything. I was

the one who pushed her out of the house and not

you. I made her realized that you still loved her and

you have never stopped thinking about her everyday.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmm.

SEGE: so I made an agreement with her on my own.

ME: which agreement?

SEGE: I told her that I will pay her 100k for her to

forget everything and delete whatever she has in her

phone.

ME: really?,

SEGE: yes

ME: so when are you paying it?

SEGE: me kee?, pay wetin?

ME: I thought you said you are paying her money?.

SEGE: yeah. I told her to give me like a month or two

to source for the money.

ME: hmmmmmmm

SEGE: yes, I only used that to buy time for you to

make enough research on how to get her contact or

location. I’m also doing my own research here

ME: that my guy.

SEGE: I hope you have started working on it sha?

ME: yes I have.

SEGE: that’s cool. Just get closer to the mutual

friend, or her friends at the hospital, or the doctor, or

anyone. Even if it is her phone number that you are

able get, its ok.

ME: what do we want to do with her phone number.

SEGE: I have a means of using it to get her address

and location,

ME: how?

SeGE: leave that to me.

ME: and after getting the address, what next?

SEGE: I will arrange boys to visit her and rob her of

every gadget found in her house. Be it phone, laptop

of flash drive.

ME: hmmmmmm, sege!!!!!

SEGE: that’s it my nigga. We have to end all this

once and for all. Because if not, she would keep on

making demands till Jesus come.

ME: ok, I will update you on any discovery.

SEGE: no wahala now. Hope that side dey bam sha?.

ME: sure na. I dey cope.

SEGE: no wahala. I wan blog small, we go talk latter,

ME: ok.

I fell back on my bed with a deep sigh of relieve that

my friend is working things out for me. Few minutes

later, I got a call from my manager

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TO Be Continued

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🔸 Adebimpe The Facebook Girl:

Picked the call with the mindset that its definitely

adebimpe.

ME: hello

CALLER: female voice hi sir

ME: *** confirmed that it wasn’t bimpe** who am I

speaking with please?

CALLER: Lolade sir. The lady who came to apply for

a sales rep 2 days ago and I collected your number

ME: recollect yes!!!, I remembered. How are

you?

CALLER: I’m fine sir. I just want to remind you of the

recruitment sir. Please I need the job sir. Please help

me sir.

ME: hmmmmm. No problem, always keep intouch

with me so as to get updates. But for now, we are

still going through the CVs submitted. No one had

been considered yet.

CALLER: ok sir, thank you sir. This is my number sir,

pls save it.

ME: alrite, no problem.

CALLER: have a nice day sir.

ME: and you too, ****hang up*****.

3 days earlier. We recently purchased a new pure

water Van to expand our distribution channels to our

customers. A driver was needed with a female sales

representative who will assist the driver in

dispatching the pure water packs to our customers.

The manager and I deliberated on how to go about it.

We agreed to pay the driver 13k and the sales

Representatives 10k monthly salary when they are

employed.

A notice board was placed outside the compound

containing a vacancy for an experienced driver and a

female sales representative. Before 2pm the second

day after the notice was pasted, 3 guys applied for

the driver post and 4 young ladies came to apply for

the sales Representative position.

At 3pm, my manager was about going out and won’t

return for the day when this young lady came inside

the compound. My table is located at the entrance of

the manager’s office and the manager was already

out of the office and was about going away when

this lady called lolade approached my table.

LOLADE: hi sir knelt a little

ME: hi, what can I do for you?

LOLADE: I’m here to apply for a sales representative

ME: ***faced my manger standing by my table and

almost going out**** oga, you have a guest applicant

MANAGER: onihaxy, abeg attend to her. Sebi you

know the interview process?

ME: yes sir

MANAGER: I’m late for where I’m going to, I can’t

wait anymore.

ME: ok sir, bye sir.

MANAGER: walked away bye.

ME: ***looked back at lolade, she is a slim girl with

an average oranges size. She isn’t too skinny by she

isn’t fat. She looked straight from her appearance

when she was coming inside, I couldn’t grade the

backside because I haven’t seen it then. she has only

one thing I dislike in her physical appearance which

is the large quantity of spots on her face. She has a

dimple and a nice set of teeth coupled with a good

smile*** hi miss ??

LOLADE: miss lolade

ME: ok miss lolade. How are you?

LOLADE: smiled fine sir

ME: you can have your sit **pointing at the 2 chairs

infront of my table***

LOLADE: thank you sir. sits down

ME: **na where I go start the interview from sef?***.

You said you are here to apply for a sales rep?

LOLADE: smiled again yes sir

ME: from the vacancy notice, you are told to come

with your application letter, original and copies of

your credentials and a copy of your CV. And the

requirement for this job is an SSCE. Hope you have

them here with you?.

LOLADE: yes sir.

ME: ok, can I have your letter first?

LOLADE: **opened a brown envelope and brought out

a letter*** here is it sir

ME: ** glanced through the letter and noticed that

she had a cool handwriting and nice construction of

sentences*** ok, what about your result?

LOLADE: brought it out here is it sir

ME: **glanced through it*** you failed economics but

passed account and commerce. How come?

LOLADE: I was sick on the date of economics paper

and couldn’t do it properly.

ME: sorry.

LOLADE: thanks sir

ME: what about your C.V?

LoLADE: here is it sir

ME: ***glanced through the age and noticed that she

was 18**.

your CV says you are 18. Is that true?.

LOLADE: yes sir

ME: well, you look 29 to me smiled

LOLADE: smiled also you are funny sir.

Gradually, the interview session turned into a gisting

and interactive session as I was throwing relevant

and irrelevant questions at her just to engage myself.

She has a good sense of humour as she was flowing

very well with me. I collected a copy of her result

and returned the original to her. I told her to go and

that she would get a call from us if we need her. She

stood up from her chair and walked about 3 steps

away from me when she turned back and asked, “Sir,

please can I have your number?”. “Why not?” I replied

as I gave her my number afterwards. I screened and

observed her ass as she was walking away from me.

I can rate the a$$ 60% sha. Not too big but looked

fitted inside her short pencil skirt. I was discouraged

by the spots on her face sha. That was why I

couldn’t think of her anymore until she called me.

“Onihaxy!!, e be like say this lolade get potential

oooo”

” E be like say I go dey use this girl manage body

pending the time I go get a girl of my taste in this

Ado-Ekiti.”

Gradually, the thoughts of Bimpe was leaving my

mind and the thoughts of lolade was coming

in………..

TO Be Continued

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🔸 Adebimpe The Facebook Girl:

SEGE: onihaxy, there is a big problem

ME: what is it?

SEGE: have you checked your account today?

ME: no. Why did you say so?

SEGE: you have one new message and I viewed it, it

contains 2 new pictures

ME: what’s the content?

SEGE: go and see for your self.

ME: ok,

I logged in to my account and saw a new message

from the same username that bimpe used to send

the previous pictures. I opened it and it contained 2

new pictures. First one is a picture of bimpe sleeping

beside me with her butt facing my d**k just like the

position we used in spooning s£x at the hospital but

her face wasn’t showned in it. Only her side and

butts were shown but my own face was clearly

shown. The second one was a picture on bimpe

crossing her legs on my thigh and my d**k was

resting on her laps. Her head was on my chest and

her head was covered with a Towel. But my face was

also shown clearly as I lied on my back. I became

uncomfortable and I suddenly developed headache. I

resumed my chat with segun.

ME: sege, I don die. This girl is ready to finish me.

SEGE: this thing is very critical and It can destroy

someone’s career if care isn’t taken.

ME: so what do you suggest that I do now?

SEGE: I would have advice you to deactivate your

accounts for now. But will you not be on social

media again?

ME: I can’t do without social media.

SEGE: then that’s it, its more like “living now to die

another day”, she can always re-trace you again and

execute her mission.

ME: haaaa!!!

SEGE: and we don’t know what tomorrow will bring.

You might become a celebrity or a politician

tomorrow. With those items in her custody, she can

finish your career in few seconds via social media.

ME: haaaaaaa!!!

SEGE: I would have suggested you should report to

the police, but what will be your explanation to the

police on how those butts and fleshy oranges got on

your chest in those pictures?

ME: I don’t know

SEGE: and if I say you should sue the hospital to

court and make money if the pictures eventually

surfaced online.

ME: I think that one is a good idea.

SEGE: but how will you explain to the court that you

had s£x with a nurse on duty?. If she claimed that

you raped her and couldn’t rescue herself from you

because there was no one around?, and she thought

that the only thing she could do to have an evidence

is to snap you when you slept off?. How will you

escape jail?

ME: haaaa!!!,

SEGE: my guy, you would either go to jail or pay

hugely for it.

ME: so you suggest that I should be paying the

monthly 20k?.

SEGE: no, this is a cool blackmail business. She had

done her home work and she is convinced that she

would surely win in this. Especially since her face

isn’t showing in the pictures. And if you start paying

now. I can guarantee it that the demands would

increase soonest as time goes on.

ME: so what do I do?.

SEGE: the only way to solve this is to either find her

and delete those stuffs from her phone, or you make

peace with her which I think its impossible.

ME: haaaa.

SEGE: you know what?

ME: what?

SEGE: let’s find a way of tracing her first.

ME: how?

SEGE: sebi you said you both have a mutual friend on

facebook?

ME: yes.

SEGE: then start from there. Get closer to the

person, the person might know her present location.

ME: and after then?.

SEGE: when we get to the bridge, we would cross

ME: ok, what about her monthly demands?

SEGE: I will talk to her. She would reduce the fee or

cancel it. We need to buy more time. Because the

way I’m seeing this girl. She is dangerous.

ME: segun, I don’t want you to be directly involved in

this.

SEGE: laughs, onihaxy, I started this thing, I was

your coach and mentor all through the scene, and I

was the one who caused all that happened. So this is

the best time for me to be involved. You can’t be

alone in this thing. We are into it together.

Me: ok bro, thanks,

SEGE: I have to do some blogging abeg. We will chat

later.

ME: ok.

I ended my chats with segun and resumed with my

work. Few minutes later, my phone was ringing, I

looked at the screen and it was an unknown number

which wasn’t part of my contacts

---

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🔸 Adebimpe The Facebook Girl:

Did exactly as segun told me, I replied bimpe’s text

” Hi dear, you can eat the credentials or do whatever

you like with it. I have already made a police report

that it was stolen and I already applied for another

certificates from my school and NYSC. You have lost

this time my dear, have a nice day”.

I laughed as I sent the text, I knew that she will felt

disappointed and pained. Few minutes later, I got a

response of “ok, we shall see who truly loosed”. I

laughed again as I resumed chat with segun.

ME: sege, I don send the message ooo, I tell her say

make she eat the certificates

SEGE: loool mad man, why you come wicked

your wife like this na?

ME: you no well

SEGE: na wetin she come talk?

ME: she replied with “ok, we shall see who will loose”

SEGE: **hahahaha*** e don pain her be that ooooo.

Na Empty threat jor,

Segun and I chat and laughed over it for few more

minutes. I closed for the day at 5pm and proceeded

to take a cab to my house. I just felt some kind of

relieve as I counter bimpe with boldness that very

day. I pulled off my clothes and prepared dinner.

After dinner, I had my bath and was about going to

bed when I had another message. It was from bimpe

again. Before I opened it, I just laughed again and I

was like “wetin she wan talk again?,” I opened the

message and it was a short message which says

“check your facebook inbox”. Immediately, I just got

curious and was scared, “what did bimpe meant by

facebook inbox?.

I opened my facebook and found a new message

from “shantel damsel”. I opened the message and

found some pictures attached to a message. The

pictures contained the images of me where I was

totally unclad with my face shown inside of it. I was

so scared, I downloaded the pictures and zoomed it

to be sure if it was me and behold, it was me. I

looked at the background and I saw my self sleeping

on a tiny hospital bed with my leg spread open and

my d**k shown along side with my face.

Immediately, I remembered the night I had s£x with

bimpe in the hospital, I remembered that I slept off

after the s£x only to wake up and couldn’t find bimpe

by my side.

“Chaiiiii, yeeeee!!! This girl don kill me” I yelled. I

returned to the message to read the content and it

says

” Hi sweetheart, you have the gut to tell me that I

had lost abi?. Well, for your information, I have 25

clips and 2 videos of your unclothedness, and I’m

ready to finish you on every social media. My terms

are simple, just credit my account with 20k between

25th and 30th of every month to save yourself from

social media revelation.

Failure to meet my terms or to renew your dues, I

will upload your pics on facebook, twitter, whatsapp,

and I will tag every contact on your friend list, I will

upload your video on youtube for the whole world to

see. And let’s see who lost this time. Expecting your

deposit alert honey”. Don’t try to trace me or involve

police because none of my social accounts is real.”

I fainted immediately.

“What is really happening to me?”

“Why is bimpe going to the extreme?”

“Have I done something that nobody as ever done?”.

I don’t even know what to do next. I dialled segun’s

number but it wasn’t going through. I decided to go

through bimpe’s facebook message again to check

her profile and behold, the account doesn’t have a

profile picture, no uploads, no friends, no location, no

biodata and no contacts. This gave me more

concern. “Chaiiii, this girl is just a professional. I

forced myself to sleep that night.

I woke up the following morning and prepared for

work. When I was less busy, I tried calling segun and

it went through. I told him that we need to talk on

whatsapp.

ME: hi sege, wahala don sele oooo

SEGE: wetin happen?

ME: na Bimpe oooooo

SEGE: you and this your wife again?. She don burn

your certificate?

ME: rara ooooo. I’m in a big scandal

SEGE: gist me, wetin happen?

ME: she sent me a text last night that I should check

my facebook inbox

SEGE: what did you find there?

ME: my Unclad pictures

SEGE: what??, how come?

ME: remember I told you that we had s£x at the

hospital?

SEGE: yes.

ME: the pictures were taken during the period.

SEGE: this is serious.

ME: that’s not all.

SEGE: what happened again?

ME: she gave me a condition to place her on a

monthly salary of 20k

SEGE: that’s madness, she must be joking

ME: I’m serious. Log in to my account and see for

yourself

SEGE: ok. Hold on.

…….Segun went offline and returned after 5

minutes……………….

TO Be Continued

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🔸 Adebimpe The Facebook Girl:

UNCLE: where is it now?

ME: shy face and voice, I forgot to make

photocopies sir

UnCLE: **yelled***. You this boy!!!, how could you

come for an interview without coming with the

photocopy of your credentials?. What if my chairman

asked of it earlier, what will you tell him??, eh!!!!

ME: **dumb***.

UNCLE: anyways, bring the original, I will make the

copies here, hurry now to where you were sent to go

and return here on time.

ME: thank you sir.

I dashed out of the organisation with a big grin and

smile written all over my face as I stopped a bike to

take me to my destination.

I was in the bathroom having my bath and Adebimpe

entered the bathroom to meet me and she was

Unclad.

ME: Adebimpe, how did you get in here?, how did you

passed through the door that was locked?

ADEBIMPE: sssshhhhhhh have you forgotten that

its me?, I have the keys to everything that has to do

with you and I can access you anytime.

Me: hmmmm.

Adebimpe came closer and placed her hands on my

neck, she pressed my head closer to her and our lips

met each other and we began to kiss. I was

switching from the upper lips to the lower lips and

simultaneously. I didn’t waste any time, I grabbed her

br**sts and began to manipulate, she let out a soft

moan as he tipped her toes upward a bit and

pressing closer to me. I pulled back a little as my

d**k was getting erect and obstructing our body

chemistry. I continued pressing and squeezing the

br**sts and Tips at intervals as the shower was

dropping on our heads.

Adebimpe pushed her head upwards and placed my

lips on her neck. I began to kiss her downward to her

br**st and straight to the Tips. The more I go down,

the higher the moaning. I spent much time on the

br**sts as I suck and switch the oranges. After a

while, adebimpe began to press my head downward

and I got the message, “she wanted some orals”.

My kneels began to go down gradually as I kissed her

down to the abdomen until my two kneels got to the

floor and my tongue fell on her Kitty-Cat. I started

with the clits and adebimpe’s moaning was taking a

different tempo and dimension, I panted the clits and

dig through the punny hole and return back to the

clits at intervals. Bimpe was shaking and she spread

her legs wider for me to have a better sucking

experience. I supported my tongue with my fingers as

I suck the clits and finger the hole beyond it.

Adebimpe was enjoying it as she continues to press

my head towards the punny. After a while, I felt my

fingers soaked with mucus substance and she

screamed louder “I don’t want to return from this

heaven!!!!”. We both smiled as I rose up and we

began to kiss.

Its time for bimpe to play the return match, she

began to lick me downward from my neck to my Tips

until she fell down on her kneels.

She held my erected d**k and licked the head for few

seconds until she finally trusted it inside her mouth.

“In out in out in out” as my d**k was sliding inside of

her mouth. I was moaning and feeling the sensation

and my oliver twist wanted a deep penetration. I

pressed her head towards me and forced my d**k to

go inside the more, it shocked her as she coughed.

“Onihaxy, you want to kill me with this thing?, or you

want to make hole inside my throat?”. We both

laughed as she resumed the Mouth Gig until I

cummed inside her mouth.

Adebimpe swallowed the cum and never stopped

blowing until I regained another Attention. She rose

up gradually untill our lips found each other again

and we kissed. Adebimpe removed her mouth from

my mouth and moved it closer to my hear and she

whispered “screw me”. I smiled as she turned around,

placing her two hands on the wall and shooting out

her ass towards me.

I grabbed the ass, I pushed it up to unveil the punny

hole as I shoved my erected d**k inside of it.

“Huuuuhhh, ehhhmmmm, yeeeeeaaah, aooouuh”,

adebimpe was moaning at different tones and sounds

as I was digging in and out of her from behind. She

was feeling the Bleep as she continues to press and

push her ass backwards and her hands going down

the wall until we arrived at dogggie style s£x. We

continued to Bleep while the cool showers was

dropping on us. “Bleep me harder!!!!!!!” Bimpe yelled.

It was as if she commanded me. I began to pound

harder as if I was punishing her. I held her two hands

on her back and was hitting her harder while she was

screaming and yelling. I finally cummed after about

17minutes of the s£x. We both rose up and had our

shower before we started conversation.

BIMPE: you think you can have a draw with me on

this game we are playing?

ME: I’m no more interested in the games, please let’s

end it

BiMPE: end what?, I won’t quit until I score more

points.

ME: and how do you want to score more points when

we aren’t together and we are not going to see each

other?

BiMPE: ***laughs****, you think so?.

ME: yes.

BIMPE: if you spend 100years on this earth, our

paths will continue to cross each other and I will

continue to score more points.

ME: ****laughs louder as I put off the shower

tap****. Catch me if you can, let’s see who will win

BIMPE: is that a bet?

ME: yes

BIMPE: ok,

We were about going out when bimpe suddenly

disappeared. I screamed “yeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!” And I

woke up sweating heavily. What?, is this is a dream?,

OMG!!!!, when will this girl ever leave me alone for

heaven’s sake?

I knelt down to pray and I heard a door knock in the

process. I looked at the time and it was 6am

ME: who is that?

VOiCE FROM OUTSIDE: your uncle, get up boy, today

is your first day at work, don’t be late!!!!

It was 5 months into my new job, I had saved enough

money to get a decent self-contain accommodation

in Ado ekiti. I had purchased another blackberry

phone and retrieved my line.

I have missed my friend of life “sege the event

planner”. It was as if a chord had been disconnected

from my system as I couldn’t reach him easily like I

used to do before. But thank God for instant

messaging apps like whatsapp and bbm, we are able

to keep in touch.

Most times, I always feel like getting in touch with

Adebimpe even despite the fact that I want her dead,

I still miss her most times. I wish I could save her

number before the night I was robbed but I didn’t.

I confided in my uncle and I told him that I lost my

credentials when I was robbed and that I only came

to Ado with the print outs of the copy I scanned to

my email and he told me that there would be no

problem since it looked like original. And incase the

need arises, I can easily go back to school to request

for another one. He even told me that the one I lost

was just a statement of result and not the real

certificate. He said the real certificate would be

available at about 5 years after my graduation from

school.

This made me to think less about the credentials that

was in Adebimpe’s custody, since I didn’t have her

contact anymore, I didn’t really care.

About 3 months later, I was at work when my phone

beeped and I checked the screen and noticed that I

got a message. I opened the message and its from a

familiar number and the content says

“I didn’t hear from you again?, I guess you don’t need

your properties anymore. If I didn’t get any response

from you in 7days Time, then consider it gone

forever”.

I just laughed immediately after seeing the message,

I already knew that its from my one and only

Adebimpe. I don’t really know what prompted the

laughter but I just found myself laughing. I don’t

really know what to reply with after dialling her

number and I was still getting the same response of

“the number you are calling is unable to receive

calls”.

Honestly, I suddenly began to miss adebimpe again. I

sent a message to segun on whatsapp

ME: hi sege

SEGE: padi mi, how you dey ooo, how that side?, I

don miss you for here ooo

ME: me sef miss you. Abeg I wan show you

something.

SEGE: wetin?

ME: one person sent me a text. ****sent the screen

capture of her text****

SEGE: ***looool**** that should be bimpe?

ME: your guess is as right as mine

SEGE: loool your wife don broke be that oooo,

she needs money

ME: you no well. What should I reply her with?

SEGE: try to dial her number na to Confirm the

sender first

ME: its still saying the same thing “unable to receive

call”

SEGE: then no doubt, its definately your wife.

ME: you no well

SEGE: sebi you don’t really need the certificate

urgently?

ME: yes na

SEGE: instead of you wasting 200k on bimpe, you

can always apply for another certificate with less

than 50k sef.

ME: my guy, you are right oo

SEGE: just tell her to eat the certificates,

ME: **laughs****.

TO Be Continued