Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Episode 35

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WOMAN: let’s calculate it then.

ME: **looked at the phone and saw that it was my

uncle**** don’t worry ma, thank you ***opened my

wallet and gave her 1,200naira***

Hello uncle

UNCLE: this boy, what is your problem?, or is it a

crime that I wanted to help you?.

ME: I’m sorry sir, I was just alighting from the bus

sir. I was about to call you when you called in sir.

UnCLE: ok, from where you are, take a bike to fajuyi

road, call me when you get to the street.

ME: ok sir.

I rushed out of the computer centre and stopped a

bike and it took me to the address after negotiating

on the price.

I got to the street and called him. He came to meet

me few minutes after the call and took me inside to

meet the chairman.

UNCLE: hi sir, this is my son I was talking about sir

CHAIRMAN: really?, how are you?

ME: I’m fine sir

CHAIRMAN: please have your seat

ME: thank you sir.

CHAIRMAN: faced my uncle Mr badmus, you can

take your leave

UnCLE: ok sir

My heart was beating faster as I sat down on the

seat infront of him. His face looks scary and I was

having this feelings that he would find out that the

credentials with me wasn’t original. Chaiii!!, I don

enter am today.

CHAIRMAN: **turned to me*** hello young man, can

I meet you?

ME: chaii, interview don start be that? erm!!, I am

onihaxy, a chemistry graduate of AAUA,

CHAIRMAN: well, I’m chief durojaye, the CEO of

DUROJAYE group of company. So what more can I

know about you?.

ME: fear began to catch me, I am a diligent

young man, productive and industrous ……..bla bla

bla

CHAIRMAN: ok, your dad had been my staff for over

10years and he had been honest, so when I needed a

manager for my supermarket, he recommended you

for the job. So I told him to invite you based on the

trust I have in him.

ME: **bend forward in appreciation*** thank you sir.

CHAIRMAN: hmmmm but unfortunately, my son who

lives abroad called me this morning that he would be

relocating to nigeria this month. So he will be the

one to take the position,

ME: ****felt disappointed and my eyes were red and

soaked****

CHAIRMAN: but because I have already sent for you,

I will fix you as a P.A to the manager and also a

secretary of my pure water company here in Ado

Ekiti. Hope you won’t mind it?

ME: ****smile suddenly re-appeared on my face as I

grinned out loud.**** thank you sir.

CHAIRMAN: you are welcome. You should be

thanking your dad. He is an honest and hardworking

man.

ME: thank you sir.

CHAiRMAN: so, what grade did you passed out with

at school?

ME: 2.1 sir

CHAIRMAN: that’s nice, good boy.

ME: thank you sir.

CHAIRMAN: ***picked his phone and scrolling

through it**** are you here with your CV?

ME: yes sir

CHAIRMAN: **placed the phone on his ear and

rotating his chair to and fro in 180 degrees***

“excuse me”. Hello manager, I will send someone to

you now, he will be the new secretary and also your

P.A. You will give him the bank form and all the

neccesary forms to fill.

Me: i was so joyous on the seat I sat on

CHAiRMAN: so ehhmmmmm

ME: onihaxy

CHAIRMAN: ok onihaxy, I’m travelling to Lagos right

away, infact, I ought to have left since, I only delayed

it because I gave you an appointment.

ME: thank you sir.

CHAIRMAN: so, drop the photocopies of your C.V

and credentials with your dad. I will collect it when I

return.

ME: ok sir.

CHAiRMAN: so concerning the salary, how much do

you want me to be paying you?

ME: ***smiled with shyness and silent****

CHAIRMAN: ok, you want to do voluntary and charity

work I guess, then let me be on my way

ME: smiled no sir, ok, 50,000

ChAIRMAN: **laughs*** these youths of nowadays,

you loved money so much. Those days when I started

working, I started with 85kobo in the 60s

ME: sir, money had value then

CHAIRMAN; *laughed ok, I will start with

30,000naira monthly for now. As time goes on when I

evaluate your performance, I might increase it.

ME: **i compared 18k to 30k and I felt its still

cool***, ok sir, its ok.

CHAIRMAN: alright. You can go, remember to submit

the copies of your credentials. ****handed over a

complementary card to me**** here is the address of

the water factory. Go there when you leave here so

that you can start the necessary documentation

ME: thank you sir. ****what is now the essence of all

the wahala sef?, he no even ask of the originals***

I left his office and went to my uncle’s department to

give him feedback, my uncle told me to wait for him

and he went to meet the chairman, “to appreciate

him I guess”. They both came out of the office and

my uncle followed him to his car and he drove off.

My uncle returned back to meet me.

ME: thank you so much sir

UnCLE: don’t mention my son. Hope the pure water

job is ok by you?

ME: yes sir, its ok compared to my job and salary in

akure.

UNCLE: no problem. You can move in with me for

now. And when you save enough money, you can get

your own accommodation.

ME: thank you sir.

UnCLE: I know you are a grown up man, you should

be planning to get married soon and no lady will ever

agree to marry a guy squatting with his uncle. So I

understand that you will need privacy and freedom

any moment from now.

ME: smiled

UncLE: its true my son. I was once a youth like you.

ME: **smiled***. How about your children sir?

UNCLE: they are all fine. So where are the

photocopies?

ME: I opened my bag and I remembered that I forgot

to make photocopies after the printouts *chaiii,

onihaxy!!!!, this village people never comot from your

back****

TO Be Continued

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Episode 34

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Segun arrived my house at 5:50am in the morning

and met me and my co-tenants outside mourning and

discussing in groups as if someone died .

SEGE: guy, wetin do your number?, e no dey waka?

And wetin dey happen here?, person died?

ME: phone kee?. Our compound was robbed last

night and my phone was taken away with my laptop

SEGE: haaa!!, no wonder you were all outside at this

time.

ME: sober na so we see am ooo

SEGE: se na only you dem rob?

ME: at all, they robbed the whole compound and took

away all valuables. Mummy tolu and her daughter

was even raped sef

SEGE: haa, na wa oooo.

ME: the thing tire me

SEGE: hope you have prepared for your trip?

ME: prepare kee?, how will I go about my credentials

when my phone and system had been stolen?. Even

my nokia torchlight is gone? And how will I contact

my uncle?

SEGE: no wahala. I will give you my android phone

with my line, I will be calling you with my nokia

touchlight that has my second line.

ME: then how will I go about the documents.

SEGE: along the journey, you would re-download the

stuffs on this phone and print it out using the card

reader I will give to you.

ME: ok pal. But how about the one you wanted to

scan to me?.

SEGE: I will give the guy your mail, so he would scan

it and send directly to your mail and you can print it

out also.

ME: what about my uncle, I need to contact him. I

have never been to his place in Ado before. And my

line is gone, how will I locate him? Since he won’t be

able to reach me?

SEGE: don’t you know his line offhand?

ME: I swear I don’t

SEGE: its easy, sebi you dey use blackberry?

ME: yes

SEGE: and you registered blackberry account with

your email address?

ME: yes

SEGE: and your uncle’s number is saved on the

blackberry?

ME: yes

SEGE: then all your contacts are backed up on your

email

ME: how?

SEGE: just log in to your yahoo mail address and on

the homepage, click on contacts.

Me: are you sure I will find it?

SEGE: yes, I’m very sure.

ME: chaii, its really good to have a “tech guru” as a

friend.

SEGE: **laughs***. Time is no more on our side, go

and bath and then dress up

ME: ok, help me to sign in into my mail and be doing

the stuff while I bath.

SEGE: ok, wetin be that your password sef?,

“adebimpe” abi?

ME: you no well. Its the same with the one I used for

facebook.

SEGE: **laughs*** ok.

I rushed to the bathroom to shower and brush my

teeth. I dressed up and picked my remaining

credentials, some other things. And by 6:08, I’m done

and ready. By this time, segun was busy downloading

my credentials from my mail. We both walked out

and I locked the door. He followed me to the taxi and

we boarded the taxi together, he showed me how to

access my contacts from my email and behold, all

my phone contacts was backed up on my phone. I

checked for my uncle’s number and dialled it.

ME: hi sir

UNCLE: hi, who is this?

ME: onihaxy sir

UNCLE: what happened to your line ?

ME: my phone was stolen sir, so a friend borrowed

me his phone.

UnCLE: anyways, where are you?

ME: at the park.

UNCLE: by this time?. I expected you to be almost

here by now, this is 7:05am

ME: I will soon be there sir. Akure to Ado is just

45minutes sir.

UNcLE: ok, safe journey

ME: thanks sir **hanged up****

Segun and I arrived at the park by 7:12am, he gave

me the phone and promised to keep intouch and also

ensure to tell the guy to scan and send the stuffs to

me. Segun returned home and I sought the service of

the food sellers at the park to fill my tummy before

the bus was filled up. At about 7:35, the bus was

filled up and set to move.

I was in the bus and I downloaded all the files into

the memory card. The phone battery was at 55% and

segun didn’t give me his charger. Oppps!!!!, I even

forgot to collect the card reader from him.

At 8am, my uncle almost drained the battery of the

phone with calls. “Where are you?, where are you?”.

At a point in time, I had to lie to him that the bus had

a flat tire and the driver stopped over to replace it.

The passengers closer to me were marvelled by my

lies and they opened their mouth wide at me. A lady

sitting behind me even said it jokingly that “bros!!,

you can lie oooo” and we all laughed it off.

At 8:50am, the bus arrived at ado and I alighted from

the bus.

“How do I print this stuff now oo?”

I looked at the opposite side of the road and I saw a

guy hawking phone accessories in a wheel barrow. I

screamed “eeeehssssss” and he stopped. I crossed

over to meet him and I told him that I needed a card

reader, he said he doesn’t have it. Then I thought of

it that a USB cable can do the work. I told him to

give me a USB cable for blackberry since it also

works for android phones. He said it cost 250naira

and I paid him after collecting the cable. I asked

from people around on where I could get a computer

center and I was directed to a shop down the road.

On getting there, the woman was just opening the

shop and I greeted her.

ME: good morning ma. Please I want to make a

printout.

WOMAN: you have to wait for me to sweep and clean

up the shop and pray.

ME: haaaaa!!!!, how long will it take to finish all

these?

WOMAN:**holding a broom*** let’s say like 30

minutes sha .

ME: haaaa!!. Please ma, I need to submit this thing

at latest 9:30am or else, I will loose my career. This

is 9:03am please.

WOMAN: ** dimmed her eyes and looked at me**

ehn ehn!!!

ME: yes ma.

WOMAN: ok, black printing or coloured?

ME: coloured ma

WOMAN: your money is 300naira per print

ME: haa!!, pls ma, I always do it for 100naira back in

Akure.

WOMAN: here is Ado not Akure, I can only do it for

200naira last price. If you can’t pay, then you can

leave.

ME: **na thunder go fire you. Because you don see

say na emergency abi?, no be your fault**. Ok ma,

let’s do it

WOMAN: where is your flash drive

ME: I’m printing from phone ma

WOMAN: phone? How?

ME: through USB cable ma.

WOMAN: haaa!!, will it work?, I haven’t done that

before?

Me: it will work.

She switched on her system after dropping her broom

outside. I attached my usb cable to the system and

transferred the stuffs to her system.

Me: pls ma, you will use a thick certificate paper ma,

not ordinary A4 paper.

WoMAN: huuuh. You money is 500naira each oooo.

ME: ha ma, but why?

WOMAN: the price is different

ME: but its the same price in Akure ma. Its still N100

naira

WOMAN: **frowned*** should I use A4 paper then or

you take it to your akure to do the Printing?

ME: phone ringing, no vex ma, let’s make it

300naira ma, I beg of you ma. Please have mercy on

me.

WOMAN: I will just consider that amount because I

have kids too and I want them to be successful like

you, I will consider the 350naira last price.

ME: picked call thanks ma. “Squeeze me”,

Hello segun, how you dey?, you number has been

unreachable since

SEGE: I had a flat battery ni. I just charged it

Me: ok, you forgot to give me the card reader

SEGE: oooops!, I didn’t even realized it sha. How will

you do it now?

ME: well, I purchased a usb cable and used it to

transfer the stuffs. I’m even at the computer centre

sef.

SEGE: that’s good. The guy said he has sent the

stuff. Check your mail box.

ME: ok, thank you, I will.

I checked my mail and downloaded the backpage

sent to me. I transfered it to the system. The woman

printed everything out and laminate them thereafter.

Chaiii, the thing looks 80% real. Just that the quality

of the ink was lesser than that of the original copy.

ME: woman, how much is my bill?

WOMAN: 1,200naira.

ME: haaa!!, for just 2 print outs?

WOMAN: I thought we have concluded on the price

before?

ME: I don’t know its up to this amount ****phone

ringing****

TO Be Continued

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ME: will it look like the real one?

SEGE: at least 80% real

ME: so how do we go about it?

SEGE: the time is just 8pm. Let’s rush down to the

cafe down the street to make the print outs

ME: Are we still going to find a cafe by this time?

SeGE: hopefully, we should.

ME: but I don’t have much on me at the moment

SEGE: don’t worry, I still have like 1k on me.

ME: ok, how about the original credentials with

Adebimpe?, am I going to forget it just like that?

SEGE: my guy, when we find a successful alternative,

then we can now talk about how to retrieve the one

your wife is holding.

ME: which wife be that?

SEGE: your lovely Adebimpe laughed

ME: you no well, the girl wey be say I go kill any day

I see her

SEGE: the onihaxy that I know will always fall again

and again on Adebimpe’s lap anyday anytime.

ME: laughs. Seriously sege. You know well

SEGE: na lie?

ME: honestly, e be like say that girl dey use charm on

me sef.

SEGE: no be charm, na her juicy honeypot dey kill

you.

ME: abeg forget bimpe matter jaree. Let’s go to the

cafe first.

SEGE: ok

We walked out of the room and I locked my door, we

walked down the street and found out that the cafe

had closed. We trekked to the next cafe and we

found out that it had been closed also.

ME: sege, what do we do now?,

SEGE: maybe till tomorrow be that.

ME: ok,

I saw segun off and I returned back to my house. I

felt relieved and eased. I began to get hungry and

regaining appetite for food. I dropped my phone on

my bed and went to my kitchen to prepare noodles. I

was about to empty the sachet of the noodles into

the pot when my phone was ringing. I rushed to see

who is calling and it was my uncle. I picked up the

call

ME: hello sir

UNCLE: aburo, how are you?

ME: I’m fine sir

UNCLE: ehn ehn. My chairman said he is travelling by

10am tomorrow morning,

ME: haaa,

UNCLE: you know what that means?

ME: no sir

UNCLE: you have to follow early morning bus. You

must be here latest 8am in the morning so that he

can attend to you before travelling.

ME: ok sir. Thank you very much sir.

UNCLE: ***hanged up*****

I suddenly lost appetite again and I began to

soliloquies, “this must be the handiwork of the people

from my village”.

After few minutes of soliloquies, I looked up to the

wall and the time was few minutes to 10pm. What

will I do now?, I have nobody else to talk to apart

from segun. I picked my phone to chat with him.

ME: sege, how you dey?

SEGE: I dey fine ooo. Hope you don dey prepare for

your interview?.

ME: prepare kee?, wahala don dey ooo

SEGE: wetin happen?

ME: my uncle just called me now.

SEGE: na wetin him talk?. He say the job no sure

again?

ME: he talk say the chairman dey travel tomorrow

morning by 10am. So I must reach b4 8am.

SEGE: haa!!, how you go do your credentials stuffs

now?

ME: I no know ooo.

SEGE: ok, there is an alternative.

ME: what is it?

SEGE: use your phone to access your mail and

download them from your email and save it on your

memory card.

ME: how will I print it then?

SEGE: I will come to your place very early tomorrow

morning around 5:30 to give you a card reader. You

will insert your memory card inside it and print the

stuffs at any computer centre when you get to Ado.

ME: ok jaree. That’s ma boy

SEGE: that’s my guy too. Bimpe’s surest husband

ME: I no like am ooo.

SEGE: no worry, na me go best you on your wedding

day. Lol

ME: you no well.

I logged into my mail and found my Bsc and NYsc

certificates only from my sent box. I downloaded

both of them. I then realised that it was only the

frontpage of my Bsc result I scanned. I didn’t

scanned the backpage and the bagepage has my

school logo and text imprint on it just like that of the

front page. I logged in back to my whatsapp to

update segun.

ME: sege

SEGE: how far guy?. You don download am.

ME: yeah, but there is a problem

SEGE: what is it?

ME: my oracle certificate wasn’t scanned along

during that period.

SEGE: what about the B.sc and NYSC?

ME: I was able to retrieve those ones.

SEGE: that is cool. You can generate an excuse for

the missing oracle certificate when you get there

ME: ok, but the Bsc result I downloaded doesn’t have

a backpage.

SEGE: backpage as how?

ME: on our certificate. The logo of our school and

some text imprints are on the back page with two

colours.

SEGE: is the backpage the same for every

graduates?

ME: yes, just the logo and the school name written

imprinted on it.

SEGE: don’t worry. I have a guy who schooled and

graduated from your school 2 years ago and serving

presently. I will get intouch with him and scan the

backpage of his document and send to your

whatsapp before you reach Ado.

ME: **took a deep breath***, thanks jaree my guy.

You are too much

SEGE: what are we friends for

ME: my mind just settle small

SEGE: start rehearsing a genuine excuse you will

provide for the missing oracle certificate

ME: ok jare padi mi.

SEGUN: abeg, I wan post something on my blog, we

go chat later.

ME: ok, goodnite.

I slept off few minutes later until I heard a knock and

a harsh voice on my door around 2am to open up or I

loose my life. I thought I was dreaming, it was when

the knocks and threat was getting intense that I

realised that they are armed robbers. Behold, I

opened out of fear and my laptop and my Blackberry

phone was carted away.

I just couldn’t cry. I was just dump and clueless.

“No doubt, Adebimpe has been going spiritual on me,

I don dey suspect say this girl na Emere” I thought.

TO Be Continued

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SeGE: I’m so sorry about that onihaxy, if you say I

was wrong, then I admit it, though I never knew I was

wrong by teaching her a lesson.

ME: which lesson?.

SEGE: she is a prostitute and a scammer onihaxy!!,

don’t you get it?. She used your money to travel

down here to visit another guy.

ME: and I’m here paying for the consequences sebi?.

SeGE: I’m so sorry about that, let’s put that aside

and let’s focus on how to solve the problem at hand.

Tomorrow is thursday that you are supposed to travel

for your new job, how do we go about it?, that is why

I’m here.

ME: Mr segun, there is no solution as I couldn’t

retrieve my credentials, so I can’t travel anymore.

SEGE: haaa!!, so what do we do next now?

ME: frowned nothing, you can go now.

SEGE: are you chasing me out of your house

onihaxy?.

ME: segun. I am not only chasing you, this Friendship

is over!!!, let me just face my destiny alone abeg,

SEGE: moves closer to pat me on my shoulder

ME: removes his hand

SEGE: onihaxy!!!

ME: **yelled*** ehn ehn!!!!, what happen!!!!!?

SEGE: we have been friends now, its close to 8 years

ME: and what does that teaches us?

SEGE: it teaches us that we have gone too far to

split up.

ME: thats none of my business

SEGE: ok, even if we must break up, we must first

find a solution to the present problem first.

ME: screamed ogbeni, sebi you heard me, there

is no solution!!!, you can go.

SEGE: onihaxy, calm down, I will never leave you like

this and I will never leave this place until this thing is

resolved. If you like, go and call police for me or get

me arrested, I won’t leave here.

ME: ignored him

SEGE: that reminds me, I think I have found an

alternative solution

ME: began to smile gradually

SEGE: that’s my nigga. You are always handsome in

that smile.

ME: sege talk to me jaree, what is the alternative?.

SEGE: before I shipped in the alternative, why not try

bimpe’s number again whether it will go through

ME: it doesn’t go through since 1960

SEGE: werey!!!, just try am first jaree.

ME: ok ***stretched my hands to my bag and brings

out my phone and switched it on***

SEGE: oloshi!!!, so you switched off your phone

before?, no wonder the thing no dey reachable since

afternoon wey I don dey call.

ME: ***switched on my phone and saw an envelope

sign followed by a message tone*** e be like say I

get message

SEGE: ***hissed, na those silly MTN people, dem no

dey let person rest, na so so silly messages dem dey

send. Abeg try her number jaree.

ME: ** opened the inbox and noticed a familiar

number*** sege, no be MTN oooo, na from a familiar

number.

SEGE: ok, maybe na one of your concubine

ME** I read the first line which says “its me

bimpe”**** sege!

SEGE: ehn!!!

ME: na from bimpe oo

SEGE: really?, wetin she talk?

Segun came closer and we sat together to read the

message which says

“Onihaxy, its me adebimpe, if you still need your

credentials, deposit a sum of 200,000 naira to the

account name and number below, as soon as I

confirm your deposit, I will give you a call and send

the credentials to you via a public transport, if you try

anything funny, you will be the one to suffer the

consequences, bye and take care”.

ME: what!!!!!!!!

SEGE: 200,000 what!!!!, where do we get such

amount between now and tomorrow?

ME: what do we do now?

SEGE: I’m clueless onihaxy.

Me: segun, today is wednesday and I have to travel

for this job tomorrow, where will I get 200k now?

SEGE: onihaxy calm down, getting the 200k isn’t the

issue.

ME: why is it not an issue?

SEGE: Adebimpe is the major issue

ME: how?

SEGE: can’t you see it clearly that this is a blackmail

business?

ME: I still don’t understand

SEGE: the way I’m seeing it, Adebimpe will never

send any credentials to you even if you pay a million

naira

ME: why did you say so?

SEGE: someone who is so desperate for a revenge

and even went to the extreme of having your vital

credentials in her custody, why should we trust her

when it comes to money?

ME: hmmmmmmmm. “Ayemi ooooo, Temi bami”.

SeGE: onihaxy, come to think of it, someone who

switched off her phone all this while and only send

text once in a while, it is so obvious that she would

switch off again after getting the deposit alert.

ME: it seems you are right. So what do we do now?.

SEGE: let’s do it this way. Call her number first and

let’s negotiate with her.

ME: ok **dialled her number***

SEGE: is it going through?

ME: ***phone: the number you have dialled is unable

to receive call****

Its saying unable to receive call, what does that

mean?

SEGE: it means she barred all incoming calls. You

see what I was saying?, this girl don upgrade to

“blackmail business”

ME: wanted to cry segun please come to my aid,

my world is crumbling, what do I do?.

SEGE: calm down onihaxy, I just thought of

something.

ME: what is that?

SEGE: you remembered that you scanned your

credentials and sent to a particular firm you applied

to in lagos few months ago.

ME: oooh yes I remember!!!, how about it?

SEGE: yes, we will make a coloured printout and

laminate.

TO Be Continued

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***After Bimpe’s text message*******

I cried till midnight, the whole world appeared to be

crumbling before me. I suddenly lost appetite for

everything and the thoughts of suicide began to fill

my heart.

My memory flashed back to the stress, hustle and

struggles I went through for five years at the

university before obtaining the certificate, I began to

remember all the stress I went through during NYSC,

I also remembered how I squeezed out time out of

no time to attend java and oracle classes, I

remembered the stress of writing the professional

exams before finally getting the results.

“Chai!!!!, Adebimpe wicked gan ni oooo”

After a while, my mind stopped flashing back to the

past and it began to think about the future. I started

consoling myself with the thoughts that “after all, I

can easily re-apply for another certificates”, but how

will that be possible before thursday evening that I

would have to travel to Ado?.

***weeping and biting my finger****

“Chaii, Adebimpe is just wicked”

“Did I really deserved this extreme punishment?”

” What do I do before thursday?”

“Should I call my uncle to tell him that I don’t have

my results with me?”

“How will I even say it sef?”

“How do I even reach bimpe and beg her, who knows,

maybe should would forgive me”

“Who knows maybe she had set my certificates on

fire?”

“Will I just loose this chance of getting a better job

again?”

“Will my uncle ever be willing to assist me anymore?”

“I just wished I checked my credentials properly

before leaving the hospital”.

Infact, I regretted once again for travelling to niger

state for the GNLD interview.

I continued murmuring and crying all through the

night with nobody to talk to, At a point in time, I

thought of calling segun but I couldn’t. I was

seriously angry and mad at him. He was the one who

pushed me and led to bimpe’s “hard-way” treatment

in the first place. Bimpe shouldn’t have gone to this

extreme if he hadn’t chased her out when she was

here with me in Akure.

Another thought started overlapping my mind. I began

to see the whole things as the handiwork of my step-

mother.

“That woman must be a witch”

“She had never wanted my progress since child hood”

Why must my certificate be stolen at this time that I

needed it for a big job?”

Moments after, another thought came into my mind

that it must be the handiwork of the people from my

village.

“I could remember how my dad used to tell me that

the village people can bring people down in the spirit

realm”

Different thoughts began to overlap my brain as I

continued attaching the situation to every possible

circumstances. I looked at the wall clock and the

time is 3:48am and yet I couldn’t sleep.

“Chaiii, I swear to God, I will personally kill Adebimpe

any time I set my eyes on her again”

I began to nurse evil thoughts on how to harm

adebimpe. I wish I knew her contacts and address, I

wouldn’t mind paying hired killers to kill her.

inshort, I must take my own revenge also in a hard

way,

“This is definitely the Beginning of the end between

me and bimpe”

Its 6am on wednesday morning, I was feeling so

weak, sad, heart broken and depressed. My eyes

were all swollen and my joints were so weak, I knew

it that if I go to work that day, I would be so sad and

it would be so obvious on my face, but I couldn’t

excuse myself from work because I didn’t inform my

boss the previous day, I thought of travelling to Abuja

that Wednesday morning maybe I could get to see

bimpe, who knows, she might be in abuja and

pretending to be in lagos. But I had a second thought,

“What if I couldn’t find her in Abuja?”

“Do I even know where to locate her?”

“What if she had destroyed the certificates?”

“What would be my gain if I couldn’t return with the

certificates?”

At that moment, I just wished I have a black magic to

command the credentials to disappear from wherever

it is and re-appear in my room. I began to think of

locating a powerful herbalist who could help me to

summon and command the credentials. My mind and

head were just fill with different thoughts as they are

coming and overlapping.

I needed someone to talk to and segun couldn’t be

the person due to the fact that I was still so angry

with him. In fact, I don’t feel like seeing him again. If

he hadn’t pushed me to treat bimpe badly earlier,

who knows, she wouldn’t have gone to the extreme

on me.

I went to the bathroom to have my shower and I

dressed up. I couldn’t eat anything as a result of my

lost of appetite for any food. I just managed to cheer

up and proceeded to work.

I got to work and I was so moody. I refused to talk

and associate with anyone as sadness was all

written on my face. Segun was calling me but I

refused to pick up, after several missed calls from

segun, I decided to switch off my phone and force

myself to concentrate on my job.

I closed from work in the evening and went home

straight. On getting home, I saw segun seated on the

bench infront my compound. As I approached him, I

was so annoyed and furious within me, I just felt like

hitting a plank on his head. I walked pass him and he

greeted me but I ignored. I entered into my room and

he followed me inside.

SEGE: bro, wetin happen?, you just dey ignore my

calls since yesterday, I was feeling uncomfortable

and I decided to visit, you still ignored me. Why?

ME: raised eye brow why won’t I ignore you

segun?. WHY?

SEGE: what have I done wrong onihaxy?

ME: so you don’t know what you did wrong abi?

SEGE: pats me on my shoulder we are no more

friends but brothers, if there is anything wrong, why

not just tell me?.

ME: Are you not the cause of all the atrocities I’m

facing from Adebimpe?

SEGE: my brother, how?

ME: you dey ask me how?. If you hadn’t pushed me

to hurt this girl in the first place, this wouldn’t have

happened.

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I’m doomed!!!!!!

DOC: what happened?

ME: adebimpe had killed me sir. She was the one

who took my credentials.

DOC: what are you talking about?, did you know her

somewhere before you came to my hospital?

ME: yes sir, very well sir.

DOC: but I was asking you the other time that “have

you guys met somewhere before?” And I could

remember that your response was “NO”.

ME: that’s true sir, but I knew her too well sir. She

was my ex-girlfriend sir.

DOC: really?

ME: yes sir, she took my results. I’m so sure of that

sir.

DOC: the nurse who was so nice to you all through

your stay in this clinic?, who fed you and stood by

you all through the nights?. I’m not sure she can do

something of such.

ME: please help me with her contacts sir. Please sir,

also help me with her address in abuja sir. I will be in

abuja tomorrow morning sir.

DOC: unfortunately, bimpe doesn’t work here

anymore, her number which I used to have is no

longer reachable, and the information I heard was

that she no longer stays in abuja anymore. So I’m

sorry.

ME: **heart broken***. I’m doomed sir. Please sir,

you are my last hope sir. Please help me in anyway

you can sir. Please I’m begging sir ****crying on

call*****

DOC: ok, call me back in an hours time, let me

enquire from other nurses who were are friends

maybe they would have the idea about her

whereabouts and contacts.

Me: ok sir

Immediately after calling the doctor. I was so sad

and almost ran mad. I hated myself so much and for

that moment, I also hated segun for pushing me into

hurting bimpe in the first place.

“If I hadn’t involved segun during her first visit, she

wouldn’t have stole my credentials”

“But how can bimpe be wicked to this extent?”

“How do I go for this interview without my

credentials?”

” What do I do next?”.

I was so pained within me and I began to cry as

different thoughts were running through my mind. My

colleagues at work were asking me what went wrong,

I just ignored everyone and was caged in my mood. I

was crying as if I lost someone close to me. I

couldn’t call segun anymore because I just hate him

at that moment. “Segun was the one who initiated

the assault, now I’m the one suffering for it”.

About 30minutes later, I went out to recharge my

phone because I wasn’t having sufficient airtime on

my phone.

I returned back to the office and dialled the doctor’s

number.

ME: hello sir,

DOC, hi my friend.

ME: please sir, how far with adebimpe sir?, have you

been able to reach her?.

DOC: yeah. One of her friends who also is a nurse

here gave me an alternative number which I used to

call her with.

ME: re-adjust sitting position. what did she say

sir?

DOC: she said she knew nothing about the

credentials and she denied ever knowing you.

ME: ***yeeee!!!, I’m doomed. Adebimpe was my Ex-

girlfriend sir. We knew each other very well sir.

DOC: well, that’s what she told me, she said she had

never met you before the accident and that she knew

nothing about your missing credentials.

ME: haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!. Please sir. Can you please

help me with the number you used in calling her

please.

DOC: ok, are you with a pen?

ME: yes sir

DOC 08033**********

ME: thank you sir

DOC: you are welcome

ME: one more thing sir

DOC: what is it?

ME: please sir, where is her current location sir?

DOC: she said she is in lagos.

ME: where in lagos sir?

DOC: I didn’t ask. Maybe you should ask her by

yourself when you call her.

ME: ok sir. Thanks.

DOC: ok ***hanged up*****,

I tried calling the number that the doctor gave me

but it wasn’t going through. I called the doctor back

and he wasn’t picking up. I was so sad, depressed

and confused. The world and everything seemed to

be crumbling infront of me. Infact, I have started

thinking of committing suicide.

Segun was calling me few minutes later but I didn’t

pick up the call. After his 3rd missed call, I switched

off my phone.

I closed for work and went home with the same sad

mood. I couldn’t eat anything throughout the day as I

lost appetite completely. I locked myself inside my

room, I opened my bible and I went straight to the

book of psalms and began to read. I started praying

to God and expecting a miracle to return my

credentials back into my room, but yet, nothing

happened.

At 8:23pm, I switched on my phone to try adebimpe’s

number again. On switching on the phone, I got a

message and I opened it to read. What I saw on the

text almost shock me to death. It was a message

from the same number that the doctor gave me.

.

” Hi, well I got a call from fortlad hospital that you

called to enquire about your missing credentials and

you also claimed that I was your ex. Well I have

dismissed the claims and I let him realized that we

never met before and I knew nothing about your

missing credentials. But the truth is that, your

credentials are with me right now. Remember I told

you that you would pay in a hard way?, you laughed

at it and thought I was joking?. Well, I have just

Equalized and the score is now 1-1.

Don’t bother wasting your time to trace me because

I’m not traceable. And don’t bother trying to call me

because this line would never be reachable. I also

want to let you know that I won’t accept a draw, I

will definitely score more goals to win very soon. Just

watchout. Bye for now”.

I was hanged and stiffen on the spot and the phone

slipped down from my hand. I went down straight to

the bed and began to cry loudly.

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I pinched myself and I felt the pains, it was then that

I realised that I wasn’t dreaming. My brain went dead

and I couldn’t think of anything.

“I have to go to Ado in 2 days time”

“What do I do?”

“Could it be bimpe?”

“How can I reach her when I don’t have contacts?”

“Could it had spilled off the road during the

accident?”.

I began to ask myself rethorical questions and there

was no one to provide answers. After few minutes of

been restless and unstable, the only person I could

think of was segun. I picked my phone, dialled his

number

ME: hello sege

SEGE: how far onihaxy

ME: I dey. Abeg, you help me see my credentials?

SEGE: which credentials?

ME: my B.sc, NYSC, Oracle and Java certificates.

SEGE: sebi na you dey keep your things by yourself.

ME: I couldn’t find it in the file.

SEGE: haaaa. How you take do am?

ME: I don’t even know. I remembered vividly that I

left niger state with the credentials because I

brought them out at the GNLD venue.

SEGE: and did you return them inside the file?

ME: offcourse I did. Everything was intact till I

reached abuja.

SEGE: have you ever checked the file since you left

bimpe’s hospital?.

ME: not at all, I didn’t, because I didn’t have any

cause to use them until now.

SEGE: this must be bimpe’s handwork

ME: our thoughts are the same. I am also suspecting

her.

SEGE: have you found her contacts?

ME: no I haven’t.

SEGE: then call the doctor and enquire about what

happened to the file during your stay in the hospital.

ME: ok pal..

I hanged up on segun. I then scrolled through the

numbers on my phone to search for the doctor’s

contact. I eventually found it and I dialled but the

response from the phone was “the number you are

trying to call is switched off, please try again later”.

I screamed and began to murmur to myself in my

room. “Is this how I’m going to loose this offer?”.

I continued trying the doctor’s number repeatedly

until 12am and I was hearing the same “switched off”

response. I cried and cried like a baby. “If truly this

is adebimpe’s handwork, then its so unfair. What did I

do to deserve this?”.

I opened my facebook account and began to search

for her names again. I combined so many names like

“adebimpe nurse”, “adebimpe portharcout”, “adebimpe

abuja” and I couldn’t find her account. I couldn’t

sleep over the night as my eyes were widely opened

and soaked with tears.

The next morning. I managed to go to work with a

sad mood and a frowned face, even my neighbours

noticed my mood and began to ask me questions

which I ignored. I even transferred aggression to the

cab driver that took me off from my street to work by

shouting on him and insulted him when he was

playing a fuji music on his car stereo.

I got to work and my face was still sad and looking

scary. My colleague also asked me about what

happened and I ignored them also. I brought out my

phone and continued to try the doctor’s number till it

went through at around 10am.

ME: hello doctor

DOC, hello, who am I speaking with?

ME: onihaxy ***i introduced myself and he

remembered***

DOC: ooook, how are you today?

ME: I’m fine sir, I tried calling you yesterday evening

but it was switched off

DOC: that’s true, I was in the theatre then

ME: ok sir, please sir, I have a problem

DOC: what’s that?

ME: its about my credentials. I couldn’t find them

since I left your hospital.

DOC: which credentials is that?

ME: my Bsc, NYSC and some other credentials.

DOC: I remembered I handled over a file and a bag to

you when you were discharged. So which one are you

talking about?.

ME: that’s true sir. But the credentials were missing.

other credentials like my waec, neco, and some

others were intact. Just the four are missing.

DOC: I don’t know anything about credentials. All I

knew was that I gave you everything that was

brought here with you.

ME: sir, please. Apart from you, who also had access

or accessed the file.

DOC: nobody except one of my nurses whom I gave

the file to and I told her to look through them maybe

we could see a contact or number of someone

closed to you to call since your mobile phone wasn’t

brought here with you. And immediately she was

through with it and couldn’t find anything, she

returned it to me and I kept them in my office.

ME** scared*** which of your nurses sir?

DOC: and why are you asking.

ME: I just wanted to know sir, who knows, she might

have misplaced it somewhere in the hospital.

DOC: well, its nurse bimpe,

ME: ***screamed!!!!*****,

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After the long sermon………….

DOC: hand over an envelope to me here is your

result

ME: **** sweat was flowing down from my head to

my neck.*** what does the result says?

DOC: you are HIV negative.

ME: ****screamed**** praise God, I opened the

result to see for myself and I found it to be truly

negative.

DOC: like I said, you just have to be careful. You are

negative today, what about tomorrow?. So please.

Use condom if must have s£x, never share needle or

sharp objects bla…bla…bla…

ME: I jumped up and ran out of the office with a

heart filled with joy. I was so happy as I approached

segun and showed him the result. We were chating

as we walked down to road back to his house.

ME: sege, you need to know how joyous I am.

SEGE: thank God say you dey negative sha.

ME: oluwaseun

SEGE: even if you have STD, that one is still better

and its curable.

ME: STD?, why didn’t you tell me earlier so that I can

do the test altogether, or should we go back to the

clinic?

SEGE: No, e no need. That one na small thing. I will

recommend a herbal mixture for you. The thing dey

flush any infection wey dey body. And e dey also give

horse power and boost stamina when you wan Bleep.

ME: hmmmmm. Segun sege!!!!

SEGE: na me be that jaree.

ME: but segun, I’m still worried.

SEGE: what is it again?

ME: remember I told you that adebimpe threatened

to pay me back in hard way?

SEGE: “abegi forget.”, there is nothing she can do.

ME: you think so?

SEGE: yes. Since you don escape from HIV, and you

no die since you return from her hospital, and your

joystick never disappear, “fokanbale”, nothing go

happen.

ME: if you say so sha. But me sha dey fear sha.

SEGE: relax abeg, nothing go happen.

Segun and I continued discussing until we reach his

house. There was light and we decided to play

winning eleven on his laptop before I returned back

to my house.

On getting home and opening the door of my room. I

dropped my phone on my bed and began to thank

God for scaling me through the Hiv test. I began to

confess my sins and I vowed never to have

unprotected s£x again. While I was still in the mood

of joy, a text entered my phone. I picked it and open,

behold, I was surprised at the content of the

message.

I picked the phone and checked the message. It was

a text from my uncle in Ado-ekiti, telling me that the

job we earlier discussed about had clicked, and he

told me to call him.

I was so happy and joyous as I kept screaming

“halleluyah” in my room. I was the happiest man on

earth that night. I checked my account balance but

didn’t have sufficient airtime,

Thank God my neighbour “mama iyabo” the gossiper

sells airtime. I went to knock on the door of her room

that night at around 9pm to purchase airtime. I

recharged my phone and dialled my uncle’s number.

ME: hello sir,

UNCLE: “bawo ni” onihaxy

ME: I’m fine sir. I got your message

UNCLE: yes, did you remember that mega

supermarket I told you about?

ME: yes sir

UNCLE: the one at Ado ekiti where I submitted your

CV 3 months ago and I said it was owned by my

boss?

ME: yes sir.

UNCLE: well, the manager there just resigned

because he got a job with an oil company.

ME: ok sir

UNCLE: so I have begged and discuss with my boss

that I want my son to work with him. He said you

should come this friday for an interview.

ME: uncle, what about test? Will there be no test

before the interview?

UNCLE: I’m telling you that I have perfected

everything, you are talking about test. Abeg, just

come with your original credentials and also make

photocopies. I can assure you that you will get the

job. I can guarantee that one.

ME: uncle, thank you so much. I’m forever grateful to

you.

UNCLE: ignore that. What are we families for?. Ever

since the death of your father who is my elder

brother, I have vowed to be with you and stand by

you like a father for you, so its my responsibility.

ME: sobbing on remembrance of my late dad

thank you sir.

UNCLE: my boss said he needed someone who is

good on computer so I told him you have certificate

in Oracle and Java aside your B.sc and NYSC

discharge certificate.

ME: yes I have them, thank you so much sir.

UNCLE: so, just prepare well for the interview, and

according to my investigation, the previous manager

earns 85,000 per month. And I’m sure there would be

some other stipends and underground looting aside

his basic salary. So if you are smart of which I

believe you are, you would make close to 150k per

month.

ME: thank you sir.

UnCLE: but please, don’t disappoint me and don’t put

me to trouble when you get the job please. Anyways,

I trust you .

ME: thank you sir, I would be at Ado on thursday

evening sir.

UNCLE: alright, no problem. Bye

ME: bye ***hanged up****

I began to sing songs of praises to almighty God. I

was so happy even without going for the interview

yet.

“Well, today is sunday, I will make the photocopies on

tuesday” I thought to myself.

The following day which was monday, I went to work

with joy and happiness all written on my face. I went

straight to my boss to take permission to be absent

on friday. He wasn’t ok with the permission but I

kept begging him that I wanted to go for a

professional exam. He told me he would deduct one

thousand naira from my salary which I replied him to

go ahead, “how much is 1k compared to 100k+ that I

would make from the first pay of my new job?”.

On closing for the day, I stopped over at segun’s

place to discuss the latest development with him as

it is our custom that we don’t hide anything from

each other. He was happy with it and wished me

well. From segun’s house, I returned home, ate my

dinner after bathroom shower and I slept off.

I woke up on tuesday morning and prepared for work.

I have gotten inside the cab before I remember that I

wanted to make photocopies of my credentials, but

time wasn’t on my side as I couldn’t return home to

pick my credentials file because I was almost late. I

exercised patience till I returned home after the

closure of the day.

I got home at 6:39pm on tuesday. I had stopped by

at the computer center located at the entrance of

our road and I told him to wait for me to reach home

and return back to make photocopies before he

closed for the day.

After pulling off my shoes and removing my tie. I

changed my cloths to a casual wear and picked my

palm slippers. I raised my hands up to the top of my

wardrobe to pick my credentials file before

proceeding to make photocopies.

I just thought of it that I should check inside of it to

see if I still have a copy of my C.V inside it or print

out another one from my email. Who knows?, I might

need the C.V during the interview.

I was shocked and weak as I unhook the button on

the case file to open it.

My B.sc certificate, NYSC certificate, Oracle

certificate and Java certificate were all missing. I

poured out everything on the floor to search all

through again and I still couldn’t find all the four

certificates.

“But all these credentials were inside this bag before

I left the GNLD office in niger state na?”

” I was so sure because I brought them out even at

the venue and then returned them inside the same

bag”.

***can somebody please wake me up, this must be a

dream**************

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ME: hmmmm. Segun!!!, you and this your bad mouth

on bimpe.

SEGE: I no lie now. Thank God say you use condom, I

for congratulate you on hiv/aids acquisition.

ME: aids kee??** my heart began to beat fast***

SEGE: yes na. I’m very sure say that girl na carrier.

ME: hmmmmmmm

SEGE: do you have her number, so that I can call her

to thank her.

ME: she didn’t give me her number.

SEGE: why na?

ME: I don’t know the reason why oo.

SEGE: then I’m suspecting she has a hidden mission

and agenda.

ME: yeah that reminds me. She issued a threat.

SEGE: that what?

ME: that she only forgives, but never forgot. She said

I would pay in a hard way. But not today.

SEGE: hmmmmm, I dey suspect that babe sha. But

no worry, na mouth she get. She no fit do anything.

Since she no inject you with poison, nothing fit

happen to you.

Segun and I had gist until he left for his house.

Two months went by, I had retrieved my line, I

resumed my delivery job in akure and I haven’t gotten

any single call from adebimpe. At a time, I couldn’t

hold it any longer , I had to inform segun to ask if he

saved the doctor’s number I used in calling him when

I was hospitalised. I was glad he did. I dialled the

doctor’s number.

ME: hello doctor.

DOC: hi, who am I speaking with please?

ME: onihaxy

DOC: from where?

ME: I was the one who was admitted at your hospital

in abuja 2 months ago when I was hit by a car and a

passer by brought me to your clinic.

DOC: well, we used to have many similar patient,

can’t really remember, and how may I help you by

the way?.

ME: I was the guy who used your phone to call a

friend to send money to me. And your nurse helped

me to withdraw it.

DOC: ooook, now I remember. The guy whose phone

was also smashed right?

ME: yes sir

DOC: How are you?

ME: I’m fine sir. I just want to thank you for the

other day. I should have called you all this while, but

its not long that I retrieved my line.

DOC: its ok. Hope you are good?

ME: I’m fine sir. How about this nurse that was so

nice to me, remind me of her name sir.

DOC: you mean nurse bimpe?.

ME: yes.

DOC: well, she had resigned two weeks after you

were discharged. I guess she got another offer in

another hospital outside abuja.

ME: ****shocked!!!!, resign ?**** ok sir, do you have

her contacts sir, I would like to greet her personally.

DOC: well, her number which I used to have had been

unreachable for close to 3 weeks now. I guess she

had changed her line.

ME: ok sir, thanks. ****hanged up****.

I sat down at my office and worried. What could be

going on?.

“Bimpe resigned?”

“Her number isn’t reachable?”

“And she hasn’t called me?”

“Or is she a ghost?”

“Or na akudaya she be?”.

***Chaiii, onihaxy!!!, you don enter am ooooo. Na

ghost I Bleep oooooo, I don die******* I became

uncomfortable and restless.

I was so scared and worried about adebimpe’s

silence and sudden disappearance. I couldn’t hold it

anymore and I have no choice than to open up to the

only best friend I have on the following weekend

when we met at his house.

ME: sege, fear dey catch me oooo

SEGE: wetin happen?

ME: na bimpe matter

SEGE: you and this bimpe!!, haba onihaxy??, abi na

blood covenant dey between the two of you?,

ME: you won’t understand jaree.

SEGE: all the time “you won’t understand”. Then

when exactly will I understand?

ME: *** serious look*** ok, this is why I’m worried

SEGE: re-adjusted sitting position. Ok I’m

listening.

ME: at first, she had disappeared for like over 2

years, now we met at the hospital and she acted so

nice to me.

SEGE: so?

ME: but she refused to give me her number, she

refused to call me, she didn’t let me know her house

address, and now I was told that she had resigned

from the hospital 2 weeks after I left abuja.

SEGE: how did you know she resigned.

ME: I asked the doctor when I called him.

SEGE: so you still dey ask of bimpe from the doctor?.

You no well ooo.

ME: you won’t understand sha.

SEGE: so why are you really worried?

ME: bimpe might be a ghost or “akudaya”. Who

knows, maybe she was dead before.

SEGE: chaiiii, onihaxy, you too funny sha.

ME: and you know we had s£x.

SEGE: and so?, sebi you used condom?, see, as long

as sperm no enter her punny, nothing go happen. If

anything wan happen spiritually, na through sperm e

dey take happen.

ME: deep breath, segun, let me be sincere, I

didn’t use condom.

SEGE: haaaaa!!!!!!!, onihaxy!!!!!, you sha wan kill

yourself ontop 5minutes enjoyment?.

ME: segun, I’m scared.

SEGE: sebi clinic dey down the street?

ME: yes,

SEGE: oya stand up, we dey go do test.

Segun cajoled me and forced me to follow him to the

clinic. I was so scared because it was my first time

of doing HIV test.

We got to the hospital and we were directed to the

right center within the clinic. I paid 1,000 at the

reception, I met a lot of people there, pretty looking

ladies in various complexions. some were doing

meeting, some were queueing for drug, some were

been counselled. I got scared the more and my heart

almost burst out of my chest as I began to imagine

what would happen when these same girls get out of

the clinic to have raw s£x with guys.

The doctor who wanted to attend to me counselled

me first about hiv. She told me that it is not the end

of the world incase I come out positive, she

continued the sweet talk but my mind wasn’t in all

her talks. She proceeded in taking my blood samples

after I filled a form. I was with her in the room and

segun was sitting at the reception. After obtaining

the samples, she told me to return in the evening of

the second day. We left the hospital with my heart so

burdened.** Chai!!, HIV itself isn’t the killer, but the

fear of having it***.

On the evening of the second day. I stopped at

segun’s house and we went together to the hospital

for the result. Segun waited for me again at the

reception while I went to meet the doctor myself. I

told her my name and she began to search through

the envelope and after a moment of searching. She

brought out the envelope but refused to give it to

me, instead, she started counselling me again. And

this time, my heart was beating faster as the sermon

was more lengthy than that of the previous day

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I got back to my home in akure in the evening and I

was so tired and weak. The news of my accident had

reached my neighbours and I guessed it was the

handiwork of segun. I was greeted on after the other

by everyone in my neighbourhood. “E kpele ooo, erora

oooo, sorry oooo, oluwaseun ooo pe emi yin wa laye

oooooo…..” Was coming from left to right as I

dropped from the bike that stopped infront of my

house and walking inside the house .

I begged one of my neighbours to borrow me her

phone and I used it to call segun to inform him that

I’m around. He told me he would be in my house right

away.

I opened the door of my room. I dropped my cross-

bag on the bed and my credentials file on the

wardrobe where I used to placed it. I was so hungry

and I called on one of my neighbour’s daughter and I

gave her 300naira to buy food for me from “mama

biliki” who owns a local canteen beside my house.

she returned with a plate of rice, 2 meets and

50naira change. I gave her the change to keep it and

she went away. I was eating my food when I heard a

knock on my door.

ME: who is that?

VOIcE FROM OUTSIDE: its segun.

ME: ok ***i stood up to open the door from behind

and we both hugged each other and returned inside

the room***

SEGE: padi mi. Thank God for your life oooo. Na so

we for dey do candle night for you here in akure

ooooo.

ME: you no well. But I thank God sha. Are you the

one that informed my neighbours about my accident?

SEGE: yeah. The day you called me, I met mama

iyabo on my way to my house and I informed her

when she asked about you.

ME: I thought as much. But that mama iyabo no dey

try oooo

SEGE: how?

ME: she too dey talk and do gbeborun. You can’t

believe almost everyone on this street had already

heard about the accident.

SEGE: eeyah, and na only her I tell ooo. I for no tell

her anything sef, but she asked about you that you

have been absent at home since thursday. That was

when I told her that you had a minor accident in

abuja.

ME: its alright sha. Na her own wahala be dat.

SEGE: wey your phone?, wetin do am?

ME: it was smashed by the car that hit me.

SEGE: eeeyah. May thunder fire that guy wey call you

for fake job. Wetin be him name sef?

ME: tosin

SEGE: but why would someone be telling that kind of

lies ehn?

ME: I tire oooo.

SEGE: even if you must work for GNLD, sebi dem

plenty for this akure, why he no kukuma tell you to

join them here instead of deceiving you to come over

to niger state?. That place far oooo.

Me: na so I see am too my brother. Na desperation

to earn 120k per month cause am.

SEGE: what about the guy you said he stays in abuja

that you told me about?

ME: his family doesn’t live there anymore and no one

knew his new address. Sebi that was what I was

thinking about that made me lost concentration

before I got hit by a car.

SEGE: eeyah. Pele, who now took you to hospital?.

ME: the doctor said it was a passer’s by

SEgE: really?

ME: yeah, he even paid the bills.

SEGE: hope you have called the person to appreciate

him sha.

ME: he didn’t drop his number nor his address.

SEGE: may God reward him and bless him abundantly

wherever he may be .

ME: amen and you too, thanks for been there for me.

SeGE: haba, no mention jaree, what are we friends

for?. Hope you were treated well at the hospital sha?

ME: yeah. That reminds me. Guess what?

SEGE: what?

ME: I met bimpe at the hospital

SEGE: bim!!! What!!!, you mean the same bimpe?

ME: yeah. Same adebimpe in portharcout.

SEGE: how come?, was she there for an abortion?

ME: laughs out loud. You no well ooo segun. Se

na only abortion you fit reason?

SEGE: before nko?, no be runs girl she be?. Abeg

knack me the gist jaree.

ME: well actually according to the doctor. I was

unconscious as a result of the accident and couldn’t

wake up until the second day.

SEGE: sits down properly ehn ehn?

ME: when I woke up. Bimpe was the first person I

set my eyes on. She was wearing a white nurse

outfit, just like the dream I told you about.

SEGE: are you sure you aren’t dreaming at that time

too?.

ME: at first I thought it was a dream. But later, I

found out that it was a reality. The colour of the

room, the bed, everything just looked like the dream.

The only difference was that, my legs and hands

were not tied and bimpe wasn’t holding a gun.

SEGE: this is serious!!!

ME: according to the doctor, she was the one who

stood my me from the moment I was rushed in and

all through the night.

SEGE: but wait ooo, sebi you said she was a uniport

student that year na,. How come she now works as a

nurse?. I don’t get it.

ME: me too, I was confused. But she later told me

that she was actually in a school of nurse when we

met. She just decided to lie due to inferiority

complex.

SEGE: o ga oooo, then how did she got to abuja. Abi

na aristo she do reach there?

ME: segun!!!, you just hate this girl sha. Haba!!!!

SEGE: answer my question abeg. Bimpe’s maga.

ME: anyways, she said someone linked her with the

hospital owner from PH.

SEGE: so how did she get home from akure the other

day?. Abi she offered free punny to the driver and

conductor?.

ME: no ooo, she said she sold her phone at the park.

SEGE: eyah. Make she pele oooo. Hope she no inject

you sha?

ME: smiled, actually she did. Twice

SEGE: **screamed*** haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!. Onihaxy!!, you

don die.

ME: she said she can’t kill me. That if she wanted to

do so, it would have happened when I was

unconscious

SEGE: are you sure?

ME: yes. She was even the one who provided all the

food I ate all through.

SEGE: you mean she took you to her house to feed

you?.

ME: no, it was in the hospital. She never allowed me

to know her house.

SEGE: why?

ME: she said she was living couple’s life with her

new boyfriend. So she doesn’t want any trouble.

SEGE: SMH for her. Na Bleep go kill that girl. So na

abuja d**k she dey Bleep now?.

ME: smiled we actually had s£x sha

SEGE: haaaa onihaxy!!, tell me its a lie. You wey get

accident?

ME: I’m serious. It happened on saturday/sunday

night.

SEGE: *oremi wa gbayi that one sef dey. Na

where you come see condom?

ME: *** I wanted to say the truth but I lied*** she

brought it herself.

SEGE: hmmm, she self don miss your stick be that. I

no blame her sha. She Bleep you on hospital bed with

your condition?.

ME: yes

SEGE: sebi I tell you say na girl na runz girl and

ashawo. She fit Bleep ontop a moving okada. And

now wey she don turn to nurse. Na all the male

patients she for don Bleep finish. And even the

doctors sef.

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After brushing my teeth, I took the cornflakes and

relaxed on the bed until the doctor came into the ward

at around 2pm.

ME: I doctor

DOCTOR: hi, how are you feeling now?

ME: getting better.

DOCTOR: have you eaten? And what?

ME: I took cornflakes

DOCTOR: ok, I’m asking because I have to give you an

injection.

ME: haaaaa.

DOCtOR: its just two injections.

ME: ok sir, thank you.

DOCTOR: you are welcome, you will be discharged

tomorrow morning to go home and continue your

treatments on drugs.

ME: ok sir, thanks.

DoCtOR: alright.

ME: but sir, how much is my bill?, hope I am not

oweing too much money?

DOCTOR: smiled, you don’t have to pay anything.

The good samaritan who brought you here already paid

the bills.

ME: ** surprised **, oooooh. I’m so grateful to him,

please where does he live and can I have his number

please?.

DOCTOR: unfortunately, he didn’t tell us his address

neither did he dropped his number.

ME: eeeeyaah. Doctor, please I need a favour from

you.

DOCTOR: what is that?

ME: please, a friend wanted to send money to me

tomorrow morning. So please, you will help me to pick

my ATM card from my bag, I want to send one of your

nurses to the ATM to help me make some withdrawals.

DOCTOR: that’s not a problem,

ME: and please one more favour?,

DOCTOR: what is that?

ME: I will make use of your phone to call the person.

DOCTOR: no problem. When you want it, let me know.

ME: ok sir.

The doctor turned me over and inject me. He called on

a nurse to attend to the bandage on my leg. It was

removed and replace with a plaster. I felt a kinda

relieve on the leg compared to the first time I woke up

on the hospital bed.

******fast forward******************

When it was monday morning, I called segun with the

doctor’s phone to remind him about the money he

promised to send. He told me he would send it by

10am and he would call me via the doctor’s number

after the transaction. I still couldn’t tell him about

adebimpe because the doctor was still standing beside

me.

At 10:12am, segun called and the phone was brought

to me by the doctor. he inform me that he had sent

the money and he got a “successful transaction”

receipt from the counter. I thanked him and I told the

doctor to help me with my ATM card and help to send

a nurse to make withdraw from my account. I wrote my

pin for him and he left.

Not quite long after the doctor’s departure. Adebimpe

entered the ward and we had a little gist.

ME: hi bimpe.

BiMPE: *smiled. Hi, I heard you would be

discharged any moment from now.

ME: I have been discharged already, I was waiting for

the person I sent on an errand.

BiMPE: what errand?

ME: I told the doctor to send a nurse to help me with a

withdrawal.

BIMPE: why can’t you send me?. I guess you didn’t

trust me abi?

ME: not like that bimpe, I don’t want the doctor to

know that we knew each other, he had been

suspecting already.

BIMPE: laughed, suspect what ?

ME: that we must have met before or probably having

emotional attachment together.

BiMPE: how did you know?

ME: he talked about how you have been staying around

me and caring for me since the day I was brought here.

He said its unlike you and this is the first time of

seeing you in such attitude. So I thought of it that if he

finds out that we are acquaintance, it might affect your

job or probably restrict you from me.

BiMPE: hmmmmmmmm. What about you special

adviser on crime affairs?, have you told him about me?

ME: who is that?

BiMPE: your friend.

ME: you mean segun?

BiMPE: yes

ME: **laughed***, no, I didn’t tell him anything, how

will I do that when I don’t have a phone?

BImPE: but you have been using the doctor’s phone?

ME: ** surprised ** how did you know?

BIMPE: forget story abeg.

ME: nawa ooooo,

BiMPE: my regards to him when you see him

ME: smiled he won’t believe me if I told him I met

you.

BIMpE: why?,

ME: just don’t know. But I just guess he won’t believe.

BiMPE: whatever!!!

ME: thanks for all the care bimpe, thanks for been nice

to me since the day I was brought here.

BiMPE: its ok, but that won’t stop me from taking

revenge

ME: haba bimpe!!, sebi I have begged you.

BImPE: I told you I have forgave you. But you will

definitely pay in a hard way that even you super hero

friend won’t be there to rescue you.

ME:confused haaaaa bimpe, you have injected me

with a “time poison”?

BIMPE: smiled no, I won’t do such

ME: haaaaa!!!, you gave me Hiv / Aids abi? **sad

face**

BIMPE: you dey craze. Why will I do such?. I’m clean

and free.

ME: curious then how will I pay?

BIMPE: even me, I don’t know, but I’m just certain that

you will pay. It might be years time.

ME: Ode, na empty threats you just dey issue I’m

sorry bimpe.

BiMPE: I hear. We will definitely meet again in a battle

field with no referee.

ME: yinmu hmmmmm. Please can I have your new

number?

BIMPE: don’t worry, tell me you own number, I will call

you.

ME: but I don’t have a phone at the moment

BIMPE: won’t you retrieve the line?

ME: ok, are you sure you will call me?

BIMPE: sure

ME: ok. 080************

BIMPE: **pressing her phone and saving the

number*** ok.

Bimpe left, the nurse who was sent arrived with the

money, my bag and file case was given to me and a

cab was arranged to take me to the park where I took

a bus going back to akure. Little did I know that I’m IN

for a dangerous return of Adebimpe

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My hand finds its way into bimpe’s bra and I was

squeezing the breasst and tapping the Tips as bimpe

was moaning silently. She pushed her chest

backward a bit to reduce the weight on me and also

give space for her to unbutton my shirt. She was

loosening the button one after the other from the top

to down as I was manipulating her br**sts and

squeezing her ass simultaneously. This time, I felt

zero pain all over me, it was as if the pains went on

vacation.

We found ourselves lieing side by side beside each

other on the tiny hospital bed. I was manipulating her

br**st which I popped out of her bra as we were still

kissing. I was having only my boxers left on me and

bimpe was having her bra and her low waist pants

on. Her white dress had travelled to the floor while

her head attire had disappeared to the side of the

bed and her previously well packed braids had

scattered.

Adebimpe began to work her hands downward on me

and I was also doing the same thing on her chest.

She dipped her hands into my boxers and began to

stroke my d**k as I also dipped my hands inside her

pants and located her clits with my finger. She was

stroking it hard and my finger was also going inside

and coming out of her punny hole at the same time.

We were both moaning silently so as not to alert the

patients and people in other wards.

At a time, bimpe pause stroking my d**k stood up

from the bed and removed her phone from her dress

which was on the floor. She puts on some foreign

“blues” song and increased the volume a bit while

she placed it on the side of the bed. I instantly got

the message “she wants to moan louder with no

disturbance”. She came back to the bed and we both

continued from where we stopped. Adebimpe

increased her moaning and it rhyme with the tempo

of the background music. We continued this until I

felt some fluid poured on my fingers which flows

down to my palm, “adebimpe don cum”. She let out a

heavy moan as she kissed me afterwards.

Adebimpe removed her hand from my boxers, and

turned around to back me in a “spooning style” with

her bra and pants still on her. She removed my hand

from her back and placed it on her waist as she

stretched her left hand upwards to cuddle and tickle

my hairs.

I was confused for about 2 minutes on what to do

next. I don’t have a condom on me, bimpe looks tired

and would sleep off any moment from now, my d**k

was still erect and strong, and my konji spirit wants

to Bleep that night. I was totally confused.

I just placed my hands on her br**st still popped out

of her bra and started manipulating again. I was just

doing it to console myself but I never knew I was

getting bimpe aroused again. She began to moan

again and was getting uncomfortable on the bed. I

noticed this and I decided to move the hand down to

her abdomen and insert the hands into her pants and

commenced finger bleeping again. She was moaning

as the music was still playing in the background.

Bimpe stretched her hand to the back and started

manipulating my d**k from the boxers. At this time,

the demon of konji had totally possessed me and all

my thoughts was “Bleep Bleep Bleep!!!”. The thoughts

of condom suddenly disappeared from my mind.

I removed my hands in her punny from the front, I

took it to the back of her pants, I shoved the pants

sideways and continued finger fuccking bimpe. She

was so much enjoying it that she tilted forward a bit

a pushed her left lap forward for easy access. I was

doing this and she was still stroking my d**k through

the boxers.

Suddenly, she dipped hands into my boxers and

began to pull and draw my d**k close to her a$$. At

first, I was confused about the message. But few

moments later when she realised I wasn’t getting the

sermon, she drew nearer to me by pushing her a$$

backwards and pressing it on my erected d**k. This

period, the demon of konji had possessed me 100%

and it seems like I would die the next minute if I

didn’t Bleep that night. Honestly, bimpe used to be

naughty when we first met back then in akure. But

during this time in abuja, her naughtiness had

increased 80% from the way I saw her that night.

Again, I believed what people say that nurses are

hotter when it comes to s£x. Where they got the

skills from, only God knows. Instantly, I forgot

condom, forgot about the risks involved, I forgot that

I was suspecting bimpe to be a silent killer and I

pressed her ass forward and gently slide my d**k into

her punny hole from behind as we are positioned in a

“spooning style”.

Adebimpe rolled the bedsheet over to one side of the

bed as I held bimpe’s ass and pressed it forward with

one hand and placed the other hand on the wall for

support as I was using all my reserved forces to pump

in and out of her from behind. The hospital bed was

shaking and making a sound as we were “spooning”

each other. After about 4 minutes, I felt so weak to do

the pumping, I just left the d**k still erected inside her

punny and I was breathing heavily. I guess bimpe

noticed it but she wasn’t satisfied yet.

She decided to do the job by herself and she began to

push her ass to the back and pull it to the front while I

remain stiff on the bed like log of wood. “Chai!!!, my

own adebimpe don upgrade patapata, only God knows

where she got the latest skills from”. After few

moments of adebimpe bleeping me. I cummed and felt

totally weak. I cuddled her while we were still on the

same sleeping position till I slept off around 1am.

I woke up in the morning at around 7:35am, I looked at

my side and couldn’t find bimpe. My boxers was

properly fitted on me and the bedsheet had been rolled

back to its original position with no stains. I felt a kind

of pain and weakness as I was trying to stand up from

the bed. I managed to sit up on the bed for the first

time and I looked around in a clueless manner.

“Today must be sunday” as I was hearing a worship

song from nearby gathering.

At about 8am. Adebimpe came inside and greeted me

as she sat on the plastic chair. Her face was so

innocent as if nothing happened

ME: when did you disappeared?

BIMPE: smiled very early this morning.

ME: ok, pls can you help me with a toot brush and

tootpaste?

BiMPE: ok, no problem. I will order someone to get it

bring it for you. I have to go home now.

ME: raised eyebrow home? But why?

BIMPE: I am going to church and I also have things to

do at home when I’m back from church.

ME: are you still coming today?

BIMPE: no, till monday.

ME: huuuuuh, eyah. I will miss you

BIMPE: smiled don’t worry, the doctor would be

here by 2pm today. So he will check on you.

ME: hmmmm hmmmm, ermmm erhmmm

BIMPE: what do you want to say?, feel free to talk.

ME: when will I follow you to know your house.

BiMPE: smiled, that will be impossible,

ME: but why?

BiMPE: I’m living with my boyfriend.

ME: ***felt disappointed and my mood changed

immediately*** your boyfriend?

BIMPE: yes, my boyfriend. Any problem with that?

ME: not really, but just that you aren’t married yet, you

shouldn’t be living with a guy you aren’t married to yet,

BIMPE: that’s none of your business sir. Not all guys

are wicked and heartless.

ME: bimpe haba, but I have begged you and

apologised, why are you still saying all these?

BIMPE: did I mention any name?

ME: you don’t need to mention any name, I already

know you are referring to me.

BIMpE: na you sabi.

ME: anyways, thanks for forgiving me and thanks for

been nice to me irrespective of my wrongs.

BiMPE: smiled, I only forgive but I never forgot.

You will definitely pay in a hard way, but not today.

ME: bimpe haba!!!, I said I’m sorry.

BImPe: stood up from the chair onihaxy, I have to

leave now. See you on monday.

Bimpe left the ward, I was there thinking of what

bimpe said about me paying in a hard way. Few

moments later, a nurse came in with a sachet close up,

new toothbrush, cornflakes, sachet of milk, and she

told me that nurse bimpe told her to give them to me.

The nurse left the ward and I began to think about

bimpe again. “But this girl had been acting nice, what

is it about paying in a hard way again?, abi na just

empty threat?

TO Be Continued

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Adebimpe was walking closer to me as I was trembling

on the bed. She was smiling at me but I never trusted

that smile as my mind was flashing back to my

previous dream about her.

ME: Adebimpe please!!!!, don’t kill me please crying

ADEBIMPE: onihaxy calm down. I’m not killing you

ME: ***begging continues**** please don’t kill me

please

BIMPE: **sat on a plastic chair and faced me*****

onihaxy!!, I said you should calm down. If I wanted to

kill you, I would have done that since yesterday that

you were rushed here.

ME: suprised, yesterday?, you mean today is

saturday?

BImPE: yes, yesterday evening.

ME: what happened to me?

BIMPE: you were hit by a hit and run driver and your

phone was smashed at the same time. It was the

passers by who rushed you here and abandoned you

here.

ME: OMG!!!

BIMPE: you have been unconscious since yesterday.

I’m happy you are awake now. Good to see you again.

ME: crying Adebimpe, please I’m so sorry for the

wrongs I did to you in the past, it wasn’t me but segun.

Everything that happened was segun’s plan and

handiwork.

BIMPE: hmmmmm, weldone. Though it really pained

me, but I have no choice than to move on. I knew you

weren’t that stone-hearted. anyway and I knew that

someone actually pushed you.

ME: I’m so sorry please adebimpe.

BImPE: smiled its ok onihaxy

ME: so how did you get back to PH?

BIMPE: ** sighed ** I sold my phone at the park.

ME: I’m so sorry, I would buy another one for you.

BIMPE: smiled and you think such lies can work on

me again?

ME: I’m serious this time bimpe. I have never stopped

thinking about you since you left. Infact, I always

dream about you.

BIMPE: interesting. By the way, what are you doing in

abuja?

ME: I came for a job interview in niger state and

unfortunately, the job was fake, so I decided to visit a

friend here in abuja before returning home.

Unfortunately again, he doesn’t live there anymore. I

was wandering on the street before I found myself

here.

BIMPE: eeyaah.

ME: so what about you?, how did you get to abuja?,

you told me then that you were in uniport studying bio-

chemistry. How come you became a nurse here?.

BIMPE: my dear, its a long and complicated story.

ME: please share with me

BiMPE: maybe when I’m back in the evening. I have to

go now.

ME: ok dear. Please I’m sorry for all the wrongs once

again. It wasn’t me but segun.

BIMPE: hmmm. And now that I’m about to revenge,

where is the segun now to rescue you?

ME: shocked Revenge? Bimpe please!!!!!!!, don’t

kill me please, don’t inject me please!!!! Have mercy on

me please!!!!!! ****crying***

BiMPE: laughed hmmm, I never knew you are a

coward like this, now I can see the real onihaxy

without his body guard.

ME: **cry continued*** bimpe please don’t kill me

BIMPE: ***moved her head closer to me and kissed

me**** onihaxy, I would back in the evening for night

shift and it would be you and I all through the night.

We would have time to discuss well by then. I have to

go now.

ME: ok

BIMPE: I will send someone to bring bread and

beverages for you so that you can have something to

eat. You must be hungry by now.

Me: yes, thanks.

Bimpe stood up from the chair, she took a file placed

at the end of the bed. She removed her biro from her

chest pocket and wrote somethings on the file which I

didn’t see. She left the ward thereafter and I was left

alone on the bed. But seriously, I never trusted those

smiles on her face, I can see evil clearly beneath it.

Just like the dream I heard. She might postpone killing

me towards the night so that no one would find out.

After bimpe’s departure from the ward. A doctor

came inside to check on me.

DOCTOR: hi, thank God you are awake, one of my

nurses just came to inform me that you have

regained consciousness

ME: pretends thanks sir. But what happened to

me?, how did I get here?

DOC: you were hit by a vehicle. But the driver ran

away. So the passers by brought you here yesterday.

ME: since yesterday?

DOC: yes. Don’t worry, you will get better soon. Hope

you aren’t feeling too much pain?

ME: just a little.

DOC: don’t worry, you will be given injections that

would help to reduce the pain.

ME: *** scared*** who will inject me?

DOC: I will give you one now, and a nurse will give

you another later in the evening

Me: *****chaii, bimpe would finally inject me?, I don

die today.**** doctor please where is my phone?

DOCTOR: there was no phone on you when you were

brought here. Just a bag and a file case.

ME: where are the bag and the file?

DOCTOR: they are inside my office. You would be

given when u are discharged probably tomorrow or

monday depending on how fast you respond to

treatment.

ME: thanks doctor

DOCtOR: you are welcome, the injuries are just minor

ones. Your case is just a result of shock, and that

was why you went unconscious. You would be fine

soon.

ME: ok doctor, thanks. Please can I make use of

your phone?.

DOCTOR: why not? *** dipped his hand into his white

coat and brought out a phone then handed it over to

me***

ME: thanks.

I dialled segun’s number and informed him about the

fake job, the accident, the hospital admission but I

never told him about bimpe because the doctor was

standing beside me. I begged segun to send little

money to my account on Monday morning so as to

have something to take me back to akure. He

promised to raise 5k for me. I dialled my boss’

number and informed him that I had an accident and

I won’t be at work on monday. He wished me a quick

recovery. All through the period that I was making

calls. The doctor was busy writing something on a

file. When he was through. He was about to give me

an injection when a nurse arrived with bread and

sachets of beverages. The doctor asked her if I was

the one who requested for it. She replied that “No,

nurse bimpe ordered me to bring it for him”.

The doctor then faced me and said.

” That was very kind of her since yesterday”

“I don’t know why she took so much interest in your

health”

“Since yesterday that you were brought here, she

never left you”

” She wasn’t supposed to be on night shift yesterday

but she volunteered to stay all through the night”.

” She even insisted on staying over this night also,

and its unlike her”

” Have you guys met before?”.

No sir, “I replied”.

“Well, its ok, I will come back to give you injection

when you are through with your meal”.

The doctor and nurse left the ward. I dissolved the

beverages inside a cup and started eating the bread

and tea and I was also pondering over what the

doctor said about adebimpe.

” Could she still love me that much?”

” After all that happened?”

“Abi adebimpe wanted to deal with me silently?”

“Could she have bad intention towards me?”.

20minutes later, the doctor and the nurse who

brought the food came inside. I was through with the

food and the doctor injected me on the buttocks and

I slept off few moments later.

I felt a light hit on my palm. Someone was waking

me up. I opened my eyes and saw bimpe siting on

the bed at the side of my chest and smiling at me. I

checked the wall and the time was 9pm and I looked

at the side of the bed where files were always kept

and I was shocked by what I saw. An injection

syringe had already been laced on a tray which

bimpe was meant to inject me with.

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TO Be Continued

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All the questions been asked were all based on

health, diets and nutrition. “Could this be GNLD?” I

asked. Well, I answered the question and then submit

it along side with others.

Then tosin came up to the podium infront of us to

address us. I said to myself “yeah, that’s my guy”.

TOSIN: hi everyone

US: hi sir

TOSIN: I’m glad to announce to you that the

interview would hold today, so you should all be

patient.

US: ok

TOSIN: I’m assuring you that almost all of you will

get this job.

US: ******side talks*****

TOSIN: before you would be called for interview, let

me give you some motivations

US: thank you sir

TOsIN: do you all know that you can be as rich as

dangote and adenuga if you all believe?

US: yes sir

TOSIN: you see, the power of success and failure is

in our hands and we can either choose to be poor

and rich. You see, I was working with dangote before

i joined this firm but I wasn’t fulfilled. But I can tell

you. I haven’t spend up to 2 years in this firm and I

already had 2 cars.

ME: ****was so furious and angry, which 2 cars?, for

your face me I face you apartment?***** chaiii, I was

tricked into another GNLD scam sha, I just sat down

and observing with anger.

TOSIN: you see, between 2 years, this firm had

sponsored me to south africa and zambia. And this

december, I would be in london. Bla bla bla bla.

ME: ***i began to hate myself the more, I began to

consider the money, time and effort wasted, I still

kept quiet and observing.

TOSIN: but to make it with us here, it comes with a

price. You have to pay just 10,000 for licensing to be

a registered nutritionist in other to work with us . But

I assured you, you will make your money in the first

week of resumption with us.

Before tosin finished with his speech, majority of the

applicant had stood up and left. We were not up to

10 left out of the hundreds that came for the test.

No doubt, I had been tricked. This is purely GNLD.

TOSIN: if you don’t have cash here, you can use your

atm card on our POS here, or you can make a deposit

with any amount on you and balance up later. I’m

assuring you that you would never regret it

bla….bla….bla.

If you are ready to make a change, go to the room

where our interviewers are waiting to meet you.

Thanks.

Tosin left the podium and went into one room and I

followed him, I tapped him at his back and he turned

around and faced me.

ME: tosin, so is this what you tricked me to come

and do?.

TOSIN: onihaxy, I never tricked you. I want you to

make it. You can’t continue to be a slave to a peanut

income. That’s why I invited you?.

ME: so where do you want me to get the 10k license

fee?

TOSIN: you can deposit 5k now, and I would borrow

you the rest. When you start making money, you

would return it.

ME: ****so angry****. Do you know that you are very

silly?. Infact, you are mad.

ToSIN: why all this?

ME: so you lived all this fake life?, you claim to have

2 cars when you never had a bicycle?. You claim to

earn 120k and yet, you are living in a face me I slap

you apartment?.

TOSIN: calm down.

ME: its ok, thank God I came here with all my

credentials and my belongings. Good bye

TOSIN: onihaxy, where are you going?

ME: yelled never ever in your entire life call me

again. Idiot.

I hissed on tosin as I walked out of the place. I was

so sad within me and very angry with myself. I never

believed I could be tricked into something like this. I

called segun to inform him about what happened. He

felt my pains and tried to console me. I went straight

to the park to board a bus back to abuja that same

day. On getting to abuja. I had just 2,800 left on me.

I was just convinced within me that I would meet

samson and get some money from him to return back

to akure. On getting to his house. I received the

greatest shock of my life. Samson’s family no longer

lives at the address I knew and no one knows their

where about.

“Yeeeeeee”

“Where do I go from here?”

“Where do I turn to”?

“How do I get back to akure”?

“Where will I stay this night?

I checked the time and it was past 4pm. The money

left on me couldn’t take me back to akure. I was

even hungry. I don’t want to return to tosin’s house

as I was so angry, pissed off and furious within me.

No one knows anything about samson’s family.

Samson’s number isn’t connecting and I don’t know

else where in abuja.

I crossed my bag on my shoulder with my file bag

containing my credentials on my hand. I walked down

the road and began to wander down the street, I was

so lost in thoughts and I couldn’t hear anything

around me. Suddenly, I felt a great hit from the side

as I was walking down the road and that was the last

thing I remembered..

I woke up on a white bed and opened my eyes,

looked at the whole room and it was all white. I tried

raising my leg but they were panning and was

bandaged. I looked at my hand and I saw a drip

syringe been attached to it. I looked around and

realized that I was in a hospital but no one was I d

room with me. I looked at the other side of me and I

found an empty bed. There were just 2 beds in the

room.

“How did I get here?”.

“What am I doing here”?

“Where are my bags and credentials?”.

I began to ask myself questions with no one to

answer. I wanted to stand up from the bed but I felt

so much pains all over my body. I was too weak to

stand up or do anything. I looked at the wall clock

and the time was 7:30am. I just turned my head to

my left and faced the wall.

About 42 minutes later, I heard the sound of the door

and heard the sound of foot steps. “That must be the

doctor of this hospital I guess”. The person was

walking closer to my bed as I was turning my head

towards the right to see whom the person was. I was

shocked to my bone and I felt like entering into the

bed.

Adebimpe!!!!!!, you!!, a nurse!!!!?

How come ??, what are you doing here . That

was the exact words that came out of my mouth as I

saw bimpe in a white overall walking closer to me.

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TO Be Continued

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****** 3 weeks later **********

I was in my office on tuesday afternoon, piling up the

parcel I was about to deliver that day when I got a

customised message on my phone. ” You have been

invited for test and interview on friday and saturday

at DOLPHIN CONSULTING, at minna, niger state,

come along with your original documents, recent

passports, an attestation letter from your last place

of work and a copy of your C.V. Interview comes up

on saturday for successful applicants from friday’s

test. Call 080***** for further enquiries”

I was happy and joyous, I began to say it within

myself that “atlast, I’m porting to the realm of 120k

per month.”, I began to soliloquies on how I would

save up to buy a car, how I would save up to buy a

land and how I would be planning to settle down even

without getting the job yet. While I was rejoicing

within me. My phone rang and it was tosin.

ME: hi padi mi

TOSIN: hi onihaxy,

ME: how are you?

TOSIN: I’m fine. I just hears that some people were

invited for test and interview, are u among the people

invited?

ME: yes, I just got the message not quite long, I was

about to call you sef.

TOSIN: that’s cool. Just prepare well and read hard. I

will do all it takes to make sure you get job. Infact,

I’m assuring you that you would be employed.

ME: ok pal, thanks so much. how does the test

questions looked like? And what are the areas I

should practice on?.

TOSIN: we will talk about that later on whatsapp.

ME: ok.

I couldn’t hide my happiness even without getting the

job yet. I was so happy throughout that day. Even at

work, my colleague observed it that something is

really happening to me.

I didn’t bother to make any background check on the

so called company. All my mind was just on the 120k

salary. I stopped at segun’s house after the work to

break the news of my interview message to him. He

was so happy about it and he helped me with few

interview tips from his interview experiences.

On Wednesday, I made an enquires on how much it

would cost me to get to niger state and return to

akure. I was told I would need like 15,000 minus

transportation because I would get to abuja first

before getting to niger state. I checked everything on

me and all I had was 5,000. I went to meet segun for

assistance and he also helped me with 5k because

he was broke at that moment. The problem now is

how to get the remaining 5k.

I called tosin to inform him about my financial

constraint and he told me that he just sent the last

65k on him to his parents. He told me to find a

means of getting the money to come down there and

he assured me that he would make sure he helped

me in getting the job. I then remembered I have a

friend in abuja named samson. The first and the last

time I visited abuja was during my 400level at the

university when samson’s sister was getting married.

Samson was my neighbour and also a friend then so I

attended the wedding.

I tried dialling Samson’s number but the number was

not available. I couldn’t reach samson through phone

but I could still remember the road to his family

house in abuja where we lodged during his sister’s

wedding 4 years ago.

I converse with segun about how my trip will look like

as it is my first time visiting niger state and also I

don’t have sufficient money. He told me to leave

akure on thursday and board a bus to abuja and then

to niger state from abuja. And after the test, I should

return to abuja and trace my friend I told him about

and get some money from him. And to be on the

safer side, he said he will find a means of getting

money and send to me latest on saturday incase I

couldn’t get any help in abuja. I shook hands with

him and hugged him. Segun is really a brother from

another mother.

I took 2 days off for thursday and friday from my

work place earlier on that tuesday . I arranged all my

original credentials in a file bag, and I took a cross

bag (campus bag) containing 2 shirts, boxers, cream

and my cards with me. The file bag couldn’t enter

the campus back so I held it on my hand.

I went straight to the abuja park at around 9am. At

the row where I was sitting, we were two. A woman

at the other extreme side, followed by me. After

about 10minutes, a very pretty and fair lady join us

on the seat to complete the row. I fall in love with

the scents of her perfume instantly. Her pink top was

revealing the upper part of her br**sts. Her lips was

red and tempting. In short, I forgot about my mission

and I was so lost into my new seat-mate.

Few minutes later. The bus took off. I paid for my

T.fare and I had 9,000 left with me. I forgot about my

worries and I was thinking of how to initiate a chat

with my new seat-mate. Each time I try to talk to

her, I always got scared and I would keep quiet.

After about 1 hour into the journey. I took the

courage to initiate a chat with her by asking her

“what says the time?”. She replied me with a smile

and the chemistry began to flow. One thing led to

another, we got along in the bus as we were chatting

and talking all through.

When we got to the highway where snacks were

been sold. I bought 4 galas and 2 can drinks out of

my remaining 9k and we shared it. “Chai onihaxy, if

women no kill you, you go leave long”. She

appreciated the snacks and we continue chatting

until she fell asleep. I offered her my shoulder to lean

her head on which she doesn’t mind.

As she placed her head on my shoulder, her

compressed br**sts were pressing on my chest and I

began to have “hard-on”. I placed my hands on her

back and began to caress her but she didn’t respond,

I guess she was so deep into sleep. When she woke

up, we continued with our chats and discussions.

Soon, we arrived at abuja at about 4pm and we

alighted from the bus. I wanted to ask for her

number but I was scared to do so. She left me at the

park and took cab from there. “Chai, I don miss my

friend the event planner, he for don ginger me”.

I left the park in disappointment and I asked people

around for where to get bus going to minna. I was

directed to somewhere and I went there. I found a

bus and arrived at minna at late in the night. I called

tosin and he came to pick me up.

We got to his house and I was surprised at what I

saw. My apartment in akure was ok than what I saw

here despite my little salary. I wanted to ask him

questions but I was so tired due to the journey. I just

ate dinner and slept off.

I woke very early the next morning. Tosin had woke

up earlier to prepare bathing water and also

breakfast. I tried asking him about his work and why

he wasn’t living in a more decent accommodation

despite his huge income. He told me he was

investing into a project, and also sending money to

his family and that’s why he couldn’t afford to get a

better apartment. I said “ok”. I tried asking him about

how the test would look like and also trying to get

more details about the job. Tosin began to beat

around the bush and not giving me a straight answer.

He gave me an address and told me to meet him at

work because he wanted to leave earlier. He left me

at home and left while I was reading my GMAT and

preparing hard for the test.

The test was scheduled for 10am so I left the house

around 9am. On getting to the venue, I saw a lot of

people dressed up in quality and expensive suits and

I got scared. “Would I be employed out of this

multitude?”. I called tosin to inform him of my

presence and he told me to calm down and be

prepared. I tried looking around but I couldn’t find any

signboard for the company.

At 9:40, we were called to come inside and fill an

attendance form. The staffs I saw were looking so

poor and I could see the poor quality of what they

are wearing. I got amazed because I never expected

such from a company paying 120k per month. I

ignored my observation and proceeded to a mini hall

provided for the exams to be written. I sat down with

the pool of applicants.

At about 10:25 am. Someone came inside the hall

with question papers and he was distributing it to us

and he told us we have just 30 minutes to answer

the questions. On seeing the paper, I was shocked.

TO Be Continued