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HOW TO FvCK A LADY
Learn it, Practice it and Use it😆
Hold her to zero distance, make sure your chest get in touch with her breast and feel the wormth from it.
Then give her a wet deep kiss, then whisper to her “your so beautiful”
Kiss her again and tell her “I love u honey”
Go on and romance her, hold her breasts, romance it softly and slow while kissing her, eventually tell her” One day u will kill me with this kind of love”
5.She will start breathing so fast meaning that she’s ready but don’t rush, take things slow.😝
Slowly pull down her pants,go ahead to kiss plus sucking her cl*toris. At this point, she will yearn for your dick but i repeat. Ha ha ha😋
DON’T rush.🙄🙄🙄
Insert 1cm of ur dik in her pusy, eventually pull it out and ur dik on her clt which will force her to bring out the juices….Jizzzzzz🙆🏾👌🏽😋😋😋
Go ahead and suck them. The juices help to smoothen the path for the dick to prevent it from getting hurt…! Goshhhh..😜
Fu-ck her very hard while kissing her breasts.👊🏾😋😋
With all this, you can now spread her legs and fu*k the h-ell out of her as if there’s no more tomorrow….Buhahahahahaaa 😝😜👊🏾
After she has cum💦, spread her legs and suck her like 5 mins b4 fu*king her again. This time from the behind until she cums.
After the second fu_ck, just tell her “how sweet her pu*sy is” and allow her to lay her head on your chest.❤
After a while,get her to the bathroom and wash her properly.
S*x is very important in every relationship..
Iys healthy and highly recommended.
After that go get baby things. 🤷
#frëakyfriday
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🧏 The Three Comedians: ❣️
A wealthy man invited three comedians to his house and told them,
“My teenage son is going through the worst phase of his life due to poor mental conditions. His depression is so bad that he cannot even smile or laugh, nothing makes him happy anymore. He refuses his medication and it’s getting worse. I have done everything I can, but all to no avail. He is always sad, but I want him to laugh and be happy. Now, your job here is to make my son laugh by telling him the funniest, shortest and best joke you know. Anyone who succeeds in making him laugh will be given a handsome reward. You can begin now!”
The first comedian turned to the boy and told his joke,
“Do you know the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring… and the suffeRING. Hahaha!”
The boy didn’t find the joke funny or even interesting. He blinked his eyes and looked away, his face filled with sadness.
Next, the second comedian told his own joke,
“A student ate his homework. Do you know why? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. Hahaha!”
The boy found the joke very lame and boring, so he didn’t even laugh. Instead, he gave out a big yawn and then scoffed.
Now, it was the turn of the third comedian to tell his own joke. However, he offered the boy a big fat potato chip and said,
“Boy, why don’t you eat my delicious chip made specially for you? I will tell you my own joke after you finish eating it.”
The boy received the chip and put it in his mouth and then began to chew. A couple of minutes later, the comedian told his joke,
“Why did the lady put a lipstick on her forehead? She was trying to makeup her mind. Hahaha!”
At that moment, the boy broke into an unexpected laughter, clapping his hands. He found it so funny, he couldn’t stop laughing. He was helpless with laughter.
The father was completely amazed and very happy to see his son laughing. He gave the comedian a handshake and whispered silently to him,
“Tell me, why was your joke so funny to my son?”
The comedian smiled and said,
“It wasn’t my joke that made him laugh. It was the medicine I put in the chip I gave to him. I met with a mental health professional who gave me a medicine for treating depression. Since your son refuses medication, I decided to put it in a chip for him to eat. Don’t worry, I will help your son recover from his condition. I will bring back his happiness.
The father muttered,
“You are a very wise man!”
MORAL LESSON:
Getting wisdom is the wisest thing you can do. Believe in the value of wisdom and it will make you great.
Author: Chima Dickson Official
I let my stories teach the life lessons.
A stranger comes to you and say help me with only one minute call from your phone, my phone is dead and i need to call someone urgently, and you, being a nice person, you say no problem, take and make the call.
Do you know what you have done? If your phone is used to call someone they want to go and kill or someone they just poisoned and when investigation starts and they had to check who called them last and your number shows up….
Let me break down what will happen to you so that you will learn something today from this platform.
First of all, you will be arrested for whatever crime because your phone was used to make that call and it will be considered that you know the person that’s why you gave the person your phone and it’s a known deal between both of you.
Secondly, since the inception of NIN, your phone is now your personal property that you will answer for anything that happens on it or through it.
So, for these reasons, you will be arrested and kept in detention until all investigations are
completed.
even if the investigation takes 6 months or two 2 years, that means you will be locked up for that period of time over the fact that you just borrowed someone your phone to make a one minute call.
Do you now see that your good heart that is void of carefulness can lead you to something so bad? And ignorance (of the law) is not an excuse before the law.
Don’t be stingy with this information i just passed to you. Share it with your family and friends so they can learn from this. If anything like this happens to them, you will be guilty of hiding this information .
1. If she has a tattoo ….. use a condom🏃🏃😁😁
2. If she drinks beer ….. condom😁😁
3. If she turns off her phone when she’s with you….. Bro condom please😁😁
4. If she’s the first to take your shirt off…. Condom!😁😁
5. If she has short dyed or sprayed hair….. Condom!😁😁
6. If she doesn’t ask for a condom ….. my brother condom!😁😁
7. if she wears tight jeans…. Condom😁😁
8. If she doesn’t sigh when you touch her ….. Condom!😁😁
9. If she lives alone ….. condom please😁😁🚶
10. If she works in a hair salon, booth or bar….. condom😁😁🚶
11. If she is a student at NIPA, UNZA & CBU… Condom oooh😁😁
12. If she wears g-strings….. condom😳😁😁🏃
13. if she has stretch marks on her boobs… my brother condom🚶🏃🏃
14. If she wears Beads on the hip … Condom 😁😁
15. if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook ….. Guy, condom😁😁
16. If she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics….. please….. condom oh 😁
17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot… Double the condom 😁😁😁
18. If she likes to say that all men are the same, please put a condom😁
19 if her name is Natasha, Lucy, Maggie, Mutale,Ruth, Naomi..……. nine condoms ba CEE 🥴
20. if she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.😁
BE WARNED🤌🏽🤌🏽‼️
18 COSTLY MISTAKES THAT HUSBANDS MAKE
1. WORKING SO HARD AT YOUR JOB/BUSINESS BUT NOT IN YOUR MARRIAGE
Men, your company, your career, your business is growing and flourishing because you lead it; your marriage will grow and flourish when you lead it and dedicate time to it
2. THINKING THAT FLIRTING WITH OTHER WOMEN IS NOT CHEATING
You may not physically sleep with other women but emotionally cheating is also unfaithfulness. Receiving nude images and having phone sex with other women is also cheating.
Talking suggestively and attracting temptations is also cheating. If you are a flirt, flirt with your wife. If you claim your wife is too rigid, treat her well and she will respond to your kinky ways. She also wants sexual pleasure and to feel wanted
3. BEING GENEROUS OUTSIDE AND STINGY AT HOME
Don’t be the husband who quickly says yes when other people ask for help, for your time and your money; but stingy to your wife and child/children.
Your family comes first. Don’t go to harambees contributing large sums, helping out people because you want to have a good public image yet to your family you deprive and deny
4. THINKING THAT SHOWING LOVE IS AN UNMANLY THING
When you were dating and courting you were romantic and thoughtful; but now that you are married you wrongly think showing love is beneath you. If you truly love your wife, tell her, she needs to hear it.
Warm her heart. Romance her. Date your wife. Her being a wife doesn’t mean she doesn’t need to feel loved. Real men show their love. God is a loving God. If God doesn’t find showing love as something beneath Him, who are you to shun showing affection yet you are created in the image of God?
5. THROWING MONEY AND GIFTS AT PROBLEMS
When your wife and kids get concerned about you spending much time away from home, when you are told you are not doing what you are supposed to; change, improve. Don’t throw money and gifts at them to silence them. They want your time and presence, not lifeless things
6. ADMIRING OTHER WOMEN MORE THAN YOUR WIFE
If you find other women better looking than your wife, work on your wife. Nourish her with compliments, buy her clothes you think she’d look good in, take her shopping, pamper her, love her up till she glows. Go to the gym with her. Jog with her
7. WASTING YOUR FAMILY MONEY ON MEANINGLESS THINGS
Stop wasting your family money on alcohol, drugs, prostitutes, strippers, addictions. Invest that money in your family, the future of your child/children.
Even if you are a super wealthy man, you can find other ways to have fun that contributes positively to your family life. You can channel your money into more honourable things like supporting your parents, your siblings, the less fortunate, the needs of society. You don’t have to be unfaithful and reckless just because you have lots of money
8. JUSTIFYING PORNOGRAPHY
Pornography is lusting after other women on videos and images. This is actually cheating because you are desiring other women not your wife. This also lays the ground for future acts of unfaithfulness.
Because you see no harm desiring strange women on videos and pictures, soon you will see no harm desiring women in the streets, at work, in your neighbourhood; then you might actually sleep with another woman
9. THINKING THAT BEING THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY MEANS BEING A DICTATOR
This is what makes some husbands to beat up their wives, abuse them, sit on them and hinder their progress. Your wife is not your junior but your partner, she is one with you. Hurting her is hurting you.
She is not your competitor, celebrate her progress. Being head doesn’t mean your word is law or that you treat your wife as a slave. In fact, because you are the head you should serve more, give more and humble yourself to make sure your wife and child/children are doing well
10. IGNORING YOUR WIFE’S ADVICE
Don’t hide things from your wife. Engage her in making family decisions, you are stronger when you move as a team. Your wife has sharp instincts and she will help you navigate through life’s issues
11. BEING TOO PROUD TO SAY SORRY OR TO LISTEN
You are capable of doing wrong, when you do wrong, admit it. Problems don’t get solved when you deny them. You are not perfect.
Learn to say sorry to your wife and child/children. By refusing to say sorry, you are showing your wife you are insensitive and that will hurt her and damage the mood at home. Sometimes all a woman needs is for you to say “I am sorry”. Be open to learn and to be corrected. Far too many men are ruining their homes because of pride
12. ABDICATING YOUR SPIRITUAL ROLE
You are to lead your family, even spiritually. Don’t neglect this role and leave it for your wife alone.
Your wife needs your prayers, she needs you to walk with her in God. Your child/children need to see you living for God, praying, teaching them about God. You say you want a Godly household, well, be an actively Godly husband and father
13. TAKING YOUR JOB TITLE HOME
Whether you are a C.E.O, Manager, Director or an award winning professional, once you get home or when with your wife and family, put away your title.
Play your role as husband and father. Don’t treat your wife and children like subordinates lording over them. The home is a place of love, not a place for orders, restrictions, pressure and intimidation
14. HIDING YOUR FAILURES
Incase things don’t go well, you get fired, you get retrenched, you make a bad decision; share it with your wife, don’t hide it trying to project a fake image of ‘Everything is alright’. Your wife is there for you, she will walk with you. Share with her your weaknesses and failures. Love will always win
15. WORRYING MORE ABOUT WHAT YOUR MALE FRIENDS OR PARENTS THINK THAN PLEASING YOUR FAMILY
Don’t let your friends or parents run your marriage. Don’t make your friends negatively influence you by mocking you that you are being sat on by your wife or wrongly advice you to be tough on your wife just to prove you are man enough.
A true friend is a friend to your marriage. Your parents might mean well but might drive a wedge between you and your wife. You left your father and mother to be one with your wife. Defend your home
16. DON’T BE SEXUALLY SELFISH
Your wife has sexual needs too. Don’t sex her, get your cum then sleep or leave her hanging. Satisfy her sexually.
Lick her, touch her, kiss her, massage her, suck her nipples, explore her body, make her sweat, make her tremble, make her feel all the sexual sensations possible.
She is faithful to you, no other man has the chance to do this so do it well. Satisfy her and she will satisfy you. It is your role to make her wet and well fed sexually. A sexed-up wife is a happy wife and makes a happy home. Make love to her
17. DON’T LET HER BE THE PARENT ALONE
When she gets pregnant, don’t abandon her. Walk with her as she carries your child. After birth, be pro-active in teaching, mentoring and guiding your child/children. Stop the nonsense of when the child does wrong, the child is your wife’s; when the child does well, you are a proud father
18. FAILING TO PREPARE YOUR CHILD/CHILDREN FOR YOUR SUCCESSION
When you start a business, involve your child/children. Let your wife know of your properties, assets and ventures.
Prepare your children’s future. Write a will. Share information, don’t keep things in the dark. Too much unnecessary confusion plagues families because of lack of preparation and clarity
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Together, they challenge oppression and create the Abeokuta Women’s Union, igniting a fierce battle against colonial and traditional rulers.
This narrative artfully contrasts FRK’s tireless activism with her delicate balancing act as a wife and mother, revealing the indomitable spirit of a woman who changed the course of history.
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Title: Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti
Year: 2024
Type: Movie
Country: Nigeria
Language: English, Yoruba
Director: Bolanle Austen-Peters
Genre: Biography, Drama, Romance
Stars: Kehinde Bankole, Joke Silva, Iyimide Ayo-Olumoko, Ibrahim Suleiman, Iremide Adeoye, Funmi Abe, Adunni Ade, Omolabake Adetunmbi, Ifakolade Ajanaku, Folake Akindele
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Water And Garri Movie by Tiwa Savage Review
It has been ages since I did one of these, even as I have been tempted to write on multiple movies over the last few months.
Anyway, I’m trying to sharpen my pen again, so, I thought to use the newly released Water and Garri. This movie was released yesterday, Friday, the 10th of May, on Prime Video. If you haven’t seen it, don’t be in a rush to. Without further ado, let’s get into the meat of things
Movie Title: Water and Garri
Cast: Tiwa Savage, Andrew Yaw-Bunting, Jemima Osunde, Mike Afolarin.
Director: Meji Alabi
Run Time: 1 h. 20 mins.
SYNOPSIS:
A young lady, who has been estranged from home, returns after the death of a relative. She meets a community much different from what she left behind and has to familiarise herself with what is now home.
MY REVIEW:
Hmm… Well, as I have learnt, we must first start with the good in any production. With Water and Garri, some of the good I noticed was with the cinematography. Every shot was very colourful, but not in an offensive way, more like an artsy way. The location and settings were also very good, and aligned with what I assume the cinematographer was going for as regards the general look of the movie. The costuming was also good, with the fabrics matching the same theme as the setting; colourful and artsy. The soundtrack was awesome. Every single song that came on was a bop and you could see Tiwa’s touch in the production. Another great point was how good all the actors looked, from Tiwa to Jemima, Andrew, Mike, and the other street thug who was in a rivalry with Andrew’s character, Kay. The only unattractive cast was the police officer, which is understandable, as those people are not known to be appealing to look at anyway.
That being said, ladies and gentlemen, let’s enter the muddy waters. It is often said that na from Wednesday you go know as weekend go dey, this too, is true with movies. From the trailer, you can almost tell if the movie will be an easy watch or a hard watch. With Water and Garri, the trailer left nothing to desire, and the movie pretty much carried on with the same passionless state.
Tiwa’s opening voice over set the tone for what was to be a rather drab watch. It lacked enough oomph to capture attention, and the rest of the movie followed suit. It is a short watch, which is possibly why it looked more like a short film or a music video than the feature length it is supposed to be. The acting was quite pedestrian, despite what I assume to be the best efforts of all the actors involved, but that is just one of the many wrongs.
The movie is set somewhere Tiwa calls “home”, but brethren, we are unsure of where ‘home’ is. Is it Ghana, where the movie was shot? Is it Nigeria, where the lead actress is from? The use of language leaves us a bit confused. Perhaps, East side, the fictional city in the movie, is simply a melting pot of different African communities. Not only do we hear Tiwa converse in Yoruba to multiple persons, we also hear a character speak Fante, a Ghanaian language, but perhaps, the most confusing thing in the choice of language in this movie, is the very unplaceable pidgin. Everyone who spoke the language sounded unsure of how it was to be spoken, which is so odd for native speakers. It was all over the place.
There is something to be said of the random rivalry between Kay (Yaw-Bunting) and the other nameless thug, which brings me to another thing that was off; there was no proper fleshing of characters- their interests, their motivations, their goals. We just had random stuff thrown at us at every curve. Why is Aisha (Savage) back home to support a friend whose cousin died 3 months ago? Is that a strong enough reason to return after years of being away? Some would argue not, especially as 3 months had passed anyway. Stephany (Osunde) seemed bubbly enough through most of the movie, so, she clearly didn’t need this support Aisha was bringing. Is it not also convenient that the emotional supporter was hopping on a bike at the first sight of her old time lover, who she had been trying to dodge just moments earlier? All this, on the same day you arrived from a long trip from the abroad?
There was absolutely nothing to like in Aisha, or dislike. She just seemed like a drab, uninspiring character. A pretty girl. That was all the character gave. Why would you write a character that makes the audience feel nothing?
If Mike Afolarin had missed his flight to Ghana, and they had given his role to a random teenager walking down the street in Accra, we would have noticed nothing different. That was how mediocre Mide (Afolarin) was as a character. No boundaries pushed, no vim. Just Mike Afolarin and his divinely-carved features (which, we honestly can’t complain about, but still…)
Through the early parts of the movie, we kept hearing, “East Side” has changed, and it was supposed to give off the idea that it had gotten worse than it was before Aisha left, but we never quite see that from any of the flashbacks. It seemed like a dead town from flashbacks, and the present still makes it seem like a hopeless town.
Honestly, there is a lot to be said of this movie and how much it veered away from the bullseye it aimed for, but that is a story for many many days. I actually liked the spin on the actual killer of Mide, and even though I had stated minutes earlier that the only conclusion I’d accept for this movie was a befitting end to the killer, I still got a nice kick from that end.
If you’re watching, you may not be as patient to reach the end, but it is a rather short film in comparison to most today, so, you may as well just conclude it.
Water and Garri was as bland as water and Garri without sweeteners. I had no expectations, so, there was little room for disappointment. Would I recommend this movie to anyone? No. Would I recommend the soundtrack? Yes.
Rating: 3/10
Have you seen this movie? If yes, what would you rate it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y1hT_50FrE?si=kbqGg5BcXcUojQmn
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My Fiancee Is Threatening Me With A Breakup Because I Refused To Give Her Mother Money For An Abortion
I am a civil servant and will be 30 years old by Oct. 2nd, my fiance is 26 years old and just finished her youth service but is yet to get a job, and we are planning to get married by December.
We have had a good and sweet relationship, and her family knows me very well because I helped in training her through the polytechnic I do assist her family as much I can with my meager salary, but recently my fiancee has been giving me attitude, and threatening to quit the relationship over a 50k request which she said her mother needed for an abortion.
When she asked me for the money I thought she was joking and needed the money for something else, I wondered why the mother would be going for an abortion when the father was still around or is it that the pregnancy was a mistake? she told me that it wasn’t the father that was responsible for the pregnancy that her mother’s lover who impregnated her is a young man who doesn’t have a job yet and if the father finds out it will mean very big trouble for her mother and that is the reason she wants to abort the pregnancy. I told her bluntly that I wouldn’t be part of such an unholy act ever since then she has refused to come to my place or to pick up my calls.
Yesterday, I went to her house and met the mother at home when I asked of Dezzy my fiancée, she told me that she wasn’t home and refused to tell me where she went to, she was acting cold towards me and that is very unusual of her, my instinct is telling me that it was because I refused to give her the money for the abortion, but last night I got a text message from her that if I didn’t giver her the money that means I don’t love her and it will be the end of our relationship.
I have been calling her to explain that I don’t have the money and that my spirit also does not accept such things but she has been rejecting my calls right now I am confused I don’t have the money and I don’t want to lose my precious Dezzy.
Do I go for a loan, or do I stand my ground on not giving her the money for the abortion?
I need honest advice, Please….!!!