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  • Crazy P.A (Chapter 9)

    Crazy P.A (Chapter 9)

    Crazy P.A Chapter 9

    Thank you for choosing Siri as your online beautiful sweet story reading partner. Today we have “Crazy P.A Chapter 9 Or Episode Nine Of Crazy PA by Authoress Lightness Stories Or Novels To Read with Siri.”

    🤷 Crazy PA Chapter Nine:
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    ✨ SHE IS CRAZY BUT HE IS SCARY
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    🌹 JORDAN’S POV 🌹

    We were sitting in the living room after eating lunch…we were watching football and Rose was damn bored that she kept tossing and turning while me and Kelvin laughed silently

    “I am still hungry”Rose said and I rolled my eyes

    “We ain’t your mommy so deal with it”i said and Kelvin gave me a high five

    “Rude stupid boys”she said and walked into the kitchen

    “This soccer match is boring…want to do something fun guys”Rose shouted coming from the kitchen with an apple

    What Is up with her and apples

    “Go to hell Rose” Kelvin said making me chuckle as we did a high five again

    “Are you guys trying to annoy me”she said as she came infront of us

    “Nah”we said at the same time and laugh into nothing

    “I will just go hang out with Max since you guys are assholes at least he listens and plays with me”she said and we snapped our heads at her at the same time

    “What do you want to play?”i asked switching off the t.v. while Kelvin whined like a baby

    “Hide and seek”she said making me and Kelvin burst into laughter

    “You play that with Max?”Kelvin asked and I couldn’t help but laugh more

    “Yeah we do and when we find each other we make out and…”

    “Too much details” Kelvin interrupted making me fake a chuckle

    Don’t know why it hurts when she says they make out

    Oh god!!!

    “Let’s play a more mature game like truth or dare”Kelvin said and Rose pouted her lips childishly making her more cute

    “Are you saying I am not mature”she said faking tears as she munched her apple

    “No I am trying to say that the game you mentioned is for lovers ain’t I right Jordan”Kelvin asked me and I frowned

    Why did he have to drag me into this “stupid lovers”i said and Rose gasped

    “How dare you insult me and my future hubby…you spoit brat”she said and threw the apple on my forehead and it hurts but not as my heart cause she said Max is her future hubby

    “I am sorry” she said when she realised she just hit my forehead but I just scoffed

    “Let’s play truth or dare…if you don’t want to answer or do the challenge someone gave you…you drink a shot but you drink only five shots…so use your shots wisely”i said and walked upstairs to my bar room

    I took one bottle of vodka with it’s 3 small glasses and returned downstairs to find them talking about me

    “He is so weird” Rose said and Kelvin chuckled

    “He’s been like that since a young age…sometimes he laughs and sometimes he snubs”he said

    “That sounds more like a lunatic “Rose said and I frowned while Kelvin laughed

    “But if he asked you out you would say yes”Kelvin said making Rose smirked

    “Maybe,maybe not”she said leaving me to think about what she meant

    That is why I hate eavesdropping…people tend to talk in parables making you have anxiety

    I just sighed as I walked in “You are finally back after 1 hour…were you healing your forehead”she said with a wink and i smiled…blushed to be precise

    “No I was still choosing panties for you to wear tomorrow since you didn’t bring yours with you”i said and she blushed really hard

    “Well I hope you chose the red one cause you know “she winked biting her lower lip making me groan…I sure love her flirty mode

    “You bet sweetheart “i said with a wink making her blush more

    “You guys still realise that I am here right?”Kelvin’s annoying voice echoed and I looked at him to find him smirking

    I wish I could just beat him to death…like why in the whole world did he have to ruin the moment

    🌹 ROSE’S POV 🌹

    I had already drunk all of my five shots because they kept asking me the same questions like have you slept with Max…when did you lose your virginity

    And you can’t expect me to tell them that I was a virgin at 22

    I sighed as it was my turn again cause I was finished if they ask me stupid questions

    “Truth or dare”Kelvin asked with a smirk “Truth “I said and I saw a devilish smirk on double J’s face

    “Damn I have been waiting for this moment”he said and Kelvin chuckled

    “Have you had sex with Max?”Kelvin asked and I faked a cough

    “Ain’t there the sixth shot?”i asked but they shook their head in disagreement

    “Well…no”i said and they grinned which is weird

    “Let’s move on to the next person which is double J “I said avoiding their grinning faces

    “Truth or dare”i asked and he smiled out dimples

    “Truth”he said happly…why does he look so happy all of a sudden

    “How many girls have you slept with”i asked and he started coughing and looked at Kelvin who smirked like he wanted to burst into laughter

    “15”He said and my eyes widened “What…I didn’t know man whore existed”i said making Kelvin laugh

    “No judging” double J said and I scoffed….15 like really??

    “My turn to ask” He said breaking the silence.

    “Truth or dare” he asked Kelvin

    “Dare” Kelvin said boldly

    “I dare you to twerk” He said making me burst into laughter

    Kelvin shrugged and started twerking as we laughed our asses out

    That was so awful to watch

    “Time for me to ask so truth or dare”Kelvin asked

    “Dare” i said

    “I dare you to kiss Jordan “he said with a smirk

    “What”we both shouted but it increased his smirk.

    “Kiss”he said

    “Okay…double J close your eyes”i said and the stupid infront of me closed his eyes

    “Kiss him”i whispered to Kelvin “What ?”he whispered back

    “I’ll pay you please “I put on the best puppy dog eyes

    “Fine”he whispered back and kissed double J…so gross

    I couldn’t hold it but laugh “eww..Kelvin “Double J shouted pushing him back glaring at me while I laughed

    “Rose!”he shouted and I ran upstairs still laughing…they are gays

    To Be Continued

  • Crazy P.A (Chapter 8)

    Crazy P.A (Chapter 8)

    Crazy P.A Chapter 8

    Thank you for choosing Siri as your online beautiful sweet story reading partner. Today we have “Crazy P.A Chapter 8 Or Episode Eighteen Of Crazy PA by Authoress Lightness Stories Or Novels To Read with Siri.”

    🤷 Crazy PA Chapter Eighteen:
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    ✨ SHE IS CRAZY BUT HE IS SCARY
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    🌹 ROSE’S POV🌹

    “Ice cream chillin chillin ice cream chillin “I kept on singing as double J kept on telling me to shut up cause he thinks my voice is like a grinding machine

    And I know my voice is cute like Ariana Grande’s own

    “Can you keep it down cause my car windows are so close to cracking up”he said and I chuckled

    “Jealousy doesn’t pay brother jealousy doesn’t pay”i said patting his head like he was some 8 year old boy

    “You know I am not your boyfriend right”he said and I sticked my tongue out for him to see clearly and he frowned

    “And I ain’t your girlfriend”i said and he chuckled and kept quite while I went back to my singing to just piss him off but he kept quite “wow..what a wonderful mansion for an asshole like you”i said and he clicked his tongue…I am not joking. It is really classy with glass doors and everything. I must say I finally found something good in him

    “You know Rose this is my house so you will do what I say or you will sleep outside the house and Incase you wondering what I am trying to say is my house my rules “he said and i laughed sarcastically

    “I am not the one who lied to get myself here and you know mister no one messes with Rose Turner and get away with it so deal with it “i said and walked to his door swaying my ass side to side…he chuckled

    “What are you doing??”he asked his voice sounding huskier than usual
    “Shaking what my mom gave me”i said and stopped and started tweaking while he just looked at my ass…this pervert

    “Too bad you will never taste it”i said and walked away

    ‘”We will see about that”he said while his voice sounded more husky and I just laughed sarcastically…he is full of jokes

    Luckly the door was open so I just walked in

    “What”i gasped as i walked in…everything seemed like diamonds like everywhere was glass while shining beautifully

    “Who are you?”i asked dramatically when I felt his presence

    “Your boss “he said in a chuckle.i have never saw a beautiful mansion like this…I quickly slumped on the blue couch taking the tv remote

    I switched on the t.v and found my favorite show playing which is K.C undercover…I just love how she kicks asses at a young age

    I was so engrossed in it that I didn’t even realise double J sitting beside me

    “This shit is boring…i am just going to bath and maybe i will make lunch after bathing”he said and I just nodded not even glancing at him

    Soon the show ended and I groaned as I saw that the one that was coming after it was my least favorite

    I walked over all over the house and finally I found the kitchen so I went and took an apple from the fridge

    I was still washing it when someone’s body pressed mine behind making me shiver

    “Jor-dan”i stuttered and I could feel him smirk cause he knew he had a huge effect on me

    “Yes Rose”he answered seductively making it hard for me to remember what I wanted to say

    “Wh-at a-re y-o-u do-ing be-hi-nd m-e “I stuttered again…damn I hate my voice at this moment

    “Chill i just wanted to fill water into the pot so i could cook spaghetti “he said and put his hands infront with the pot..he opened the water tap and I could feel his erection but instead I didn’t want him to go away..I just wanted him to press more into my body but no he closed the tap and walked over the stove

    I gulped nothing as I went away from the kitchen feeling all hot as I munched into my apple

    The door bell rang and I quickly walked to it to find Kelvin

    “Babe”i squeaked hugging him “Hey babe”he said drily and that’s unlike him

    “What is it babe?”i asked worridly cause he is more of a brother to me

    “Just had a rough day”he said and I smiled “I bet mine was worser”i said and his eyes lit up

    “What happened “he said as he dragged me to the couch and I explained everything to him making him laugh

    “Can’t believe Jordan knows how to lie like that “he said and I just winked

    “So I heard you have a boyfriend “he said making me smile

    “Who told you that “he said and I cracked as I saw Jordan standing behind him shooting daggers at him with him unware of it

    “Some ugly goat you call a boss “he said making me laugh

    “And he is behind you”i said and they started chasing each other while I laughed my ass out

    TO Be Continued

  • Crazy P.A (Chapter 7)

    Crazy P.A (Chapter 7)

    Crazy P.A Chapter 7

    Thank you for choosing Siri as your online beautiful sweet story reading partner. Today we have “Crazy P.A Chapter 7 Or Episode Seven Of Crazy PA by Authoress Lightness Stories Or Novels To Read with Siri.”

    🤷 Crazy PA Chapter Seven:
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    ✨ SHE IS CRAZY BUT HE IS SCARY
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    🌹 JORDAN’S POV 🌹

    The look on Rose’s face explained nothing but jealousy…I don’t know why but it made me feel happy as I decided to taunt her more

    “Where do you think you are going “I said dragging her back and she glared at me

    “Where do I look like I am going “She said making Emily gasp…let’s just say no one has ever talked back at me…not even Emily or Wendy

    But I really didn’t mind.instead it made me more happier

    “Jordan she talked back at you “Emily said and Rose rolled her eyes

    “You are in for big trouble miss”i said to Rose and she chuckled

    Guess my act of being angry didn’t work
    “I need you to apologise to my girlfriend right now “I said in a serious tone…I just want to taunt her until she flares up but no.instead she smiled cutely at me. Emily grinned like she owns the whole world

    “Really?..you really want that to happen?”She asked and I nodded

    “Let go of my arm so I can apologise properly “She said making me realise I was holding her arm the whole time..but is she really going to apologise

    I carefully let go of her arm and she slowly walked infront of Emily…She gave Emily a hot slap leaving my mouth open

    “I quit “She said and walked away

    What???

    I sarted following her without saying anything.she can’t just quit like that not when I am still alive

    “Jordan !”Emily kept shouting while I ignored her and kept walking

    Rose got to her car and jumped in grumply making me chuckle as I jumped in my own car

    She drove like she was acting fast & furious and it was really hard for me to keep up with her

    Soon she stoped infront of a beautiful mansion and got out rushing to the house

    I sat in the car thinking of a plan and finally I got it so I started walking to the house with my hands in my front pockets

    I ringed the door bell and breathed in…let’s hope this works

    🌹 ROSE’S POV 🌹

    I can’t believe he would want me to apologise to his slutty dumb girlfriend

    LIKE me the almighty Rose Turner apologising to a total disgrace to womanhood

    He must be kidding…he can go to hell with her cause I don’t really care.even though I am going to miss pranking his dumbass

    I went into the living room slumping on the couch unnoticing my parents next to me

    “What did you do?”that was my mom’s voice causing me to chuckle

    “I fired myself “i said “What! “mom and dad shouted at the same time

    My mom was about to start making noise when the doorbell rang

    “I will get it” she said standing up. She looked absolutely pissed and I couldn’t think of how my dad looked so I didn’t face dad

    My mom came back grinning with double J while the barstad smirked

    I rolled my eyes at him…what is he doing here

    “Uhhm good afternoon sir”he said politely “so you have manners”i said loudly

    “Rose!”mom warned and I kept quite.

    She doesn’t deserve to be called evil step sister anymore cause she is totally acting like a mom right now

    “Don’t mind her son so how may we help you”crazy buddy said

    “Rose and I had a little misunderstanding at work and she quit…She was actually complaining that her drive to work Is long and she can’t keep up with it anymore…so me as a boss who see potential in your daughter I was thinking she could come and stay with me since my place is close to work”he said leaving me dumbfounded

    He is a liar

    “What! he is…”i was about to say when evil step sister cut me short

    “Shut up Rose!”She shouted making me frown…he is actually going to pay for this

    “There is actually no problem with that so Rose go pack your clothes”Crazy buddy said and I just frowned
    “There is no need for that since I could just but her new ones”the devil himself said
    I am going to kill this guy with my bare hands

    “At least let me pack my cosmetics while you are wait for me outside “i said and they walked outside chatting with double J

    Cosmetics my foot

    I quickly ran to my wardrobe and took out many small needles and planted them on the couches

    They will regret taking desicions for a grown up girl like me

    “Bye crazy buddy and evil step sister “I said as I got outside

    They both hugged us and went inside

    “Rose!”they both shouted before we even made it to the gate

    “Run”i shouted

    To Be Continued

  • Crazy P.A (Chapter 6)

    Crazy P.A (Chapter 6)

    Crazy P.A Chapter 6

    Thank you for choosing Siri as your online beautiful sweet story reading partner. Today we have “Crazy P.A Chapter 6 Or Episode Six Of Crazy PA by Authoress Lightness Stories Or Novels To Read with Siri.”

    🤷 Crazy PA Chapter Six:
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    ✨ SHE IS CRAZY BUT HE IS SCARY
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    💙 JORDAN’S POV 💙

    Kelvin laughed as i told him what happened leaving the Max part aside

    “This girl will be the end of you”he said with a smirk

    “I know “I said smiling at him…”but she is cute though….have been wondering if she is taken so that I could shoot my shot”he said and I took my phone out and looked at him with the corner of my eyes

    “She is taken “I said and started scrolling at nothing on my phone…I just didn’t want to look at him…who knows what my face looks like cause I can’t even think straight of what is going on

    “WHAT !”he said holding his mouth and I looked at him “whoa dude you look like you want to kill someone what’s up with you cause you were fine few minutes ago”he said and I just rolled my eyes…I wish I could explain my sudden change of mood

    But I can’t…I don’t know why I am angry at this moment

    “She is dating Max Jackson “I said out of no where

    “WTF!”Kelvin said and stood up running his hands through his hair

    “You have to warn her Jordan…that guy broke my sister and your ex girlfriend too”he said and I just stood up and walked upstairs… there he goes bringing back old memories

    “Jordan!”he shouted but I just went to the bar in my secret room

    “Jordan why do you have to drink whenever you are angry”he said behind me…he sounds really pissed

    He sighed and took his own glass and pouring whisky..gulping it down on the same time making me chuckle and then we laughed into nothing

    “Jordan I really don’t want Rose to experience the same pain…Max just want to sleep with her and then dump her…I still remember how my little sister wept all night causing me to cuddle with her all night…in her sleep talk she would say how she loved him cause he was so caring handsome and all that shit and trust me you don’t want Rose to experience the same pain “he said making me sigh loudly

    I really hate Max…he annoys me more than anything…but what would I do to him cause I don’t want to kill another soul…it will only add pain…I hate the way he thinks he owns the world

    “I don’t care about Rose’s personal live…It’s not like she would listen to me by the way it seems like they already did all the bed stuff cause the way he looks at her is so sincere”i said gulping the whole bottle of vodka

    Kelvin sighed and hit the counter frustratly “i swear I am going to kill that motherfucker when I see him cause he hurt my sister so deeply ” he said…at least you still have a sister.i said in my mind and sighed

    #Next__morning

    I groaned as my head banged like hell…How many bottles did I take yesterday

    Kelvin’s sister came to take him in the middle of our drinking session…that is the only thing I remember

    I sighed as I took a bath and wore my work clothes and took my suitcase

    I have no guards because i like my own privacy and I once hired many of them and they stole from me

    The one secret about me is that I have tons of businesses with fake names so that I can not have many enemies

    I just pretend like I am still a millionaire while in real life I am too close to becoming a zillonaier..I chuckled at my own thoughts

    The only person who knows is Emily and i hope she doesn’t tell a soul cause I hate having enemies

    I sighed as I checked Rose’s office to find it empty

    I went to office to meet with a familiar scent

    Emily???

    “No it can’t be…Emily?”I said trying to clarify myself and she turned with a full grin coming to hug me and I returned the hug…her blonde her shined making her blue eyes shine but I swear Rose’s green eyes looked more cute to me

    she really felt like Rose and I stupidly wished It was Rose but wait what is she doing here..I quickly pushed her away

    🌹 ROSE’S POV 🌹

    I hummed the lady gaga song as I walked through the hallway

    “I just want to be loved “I shouted and laughed to myself…I love this song…it sounds good even though the lyrics don’t match my situation but I still love stupid love

    “Nobody is gonna kill me if I don’t open the door “I shouted again and I was surprised No one told me to shut up

    I was really bored and non of the workers seemed to care about me and my craziness…I was just bored that I wanted to fight with someone

    “I just want to be loved “I shouted again and started dancing to nothing when someone pushed me to the ground

    Her hair was blonde with blue eyes…I am going to kill this bitch and I don’t even know her

    “Can’t you see you horrible voice Is waking your ancestors from death stupid skinny froggy thing ” she said moving her hair and eyes arrogantly

    I just looked at her and she made me angry…I just wanted to jump on her and beat her till death took her away

    I don’t know but no one has never talked to me like that…not even one of my single bosses

    She tried to walk away and I dragged her hair making her scream in pain

    “I am not your maid and you are going to kneel here and apologize “I said with rage and she laughed sarcastically making me more angry

    “I am Emily Hudson why would I bow to a low life like you when you are owned by my lovely boyfriend “She said and I kicked her knees making her kneel down but she was still stubborn as she called me a slut

    I slammed her head to the wall cause we were close to it

    “Apologize for calling me all those bitchy names”i said but she spat on my shoes

    I dragged her hair and she screamed again “okay I am sorry “She said making me chuckle

    “That’s a good girl…now walk out of this damn mansion and know that no stinky ass messes with Rose Turner and get away”i said pushing her causing her to fall flat on the floor

    “Rose!”that familiar voice shouted and I turned giving him a glare…I am fuckin angry at him ….why in the world didn’t he tell me he had a girlfriend

    I rolled my my eyes and pushed him out of my way making my way to my office

    TO Be Continued

  • Crazy P.A (Chapter 5)

    Crazy P.A (Chapter 5)

    Crazy P.A Chapter 5

    Thank you for choosing Siri as your online beautiful sweet story reading partner. Today we have “Crazy P.A Chapter 5 Or Episode Five Of Crazy PA by Authoress Lightness Stories Or Novels To Read with Siri.”

    🤷 Crazy PA Chapter Five:
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    ✨ SHE IS CRAZY BUT HE IS SCARY
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    💙 JORDAN’S POV Continues 💙

    “Jordan Johnson “he said still holding that disgusting smirk of his

    “Max Jackson “I said slowly standing up…”So you still have balls to call my name or are you trying to snatch her the same way I snatched her from you”he whispered to my ear cause I was too close to him and I bet Rose didn’t hear a thing

    “Maybe….You will never know”i said…the whole time Rose was just looking like a movie

    “So you guys know each other…you just saved me from introductions “she said with a grin

    Only if she knew we hated each other like hell “See you at work”i said to Rose and quickly left before she could say anything

    Why didn’t she tell me she had a boyfriend and how long have they been dating

    I smacked my head as I walked to my car and started driving

    I hate Max…Why does he always have to be the one snatching my loved ones…not like Rose is my loved one but she means a lot to me since she is my smile keeper

    First he took Emily from me to only break her heart…he just wanted to take her from me to prove that he was better than me

    And losing Emily as my girlfriend really broke me a lot because she was like this precious gem to me…I loved her with my heart but she didn’t feel the same. Cause if she felt the same she wouldn’t have chose him over me when she knew we hated each other dearly

    I swore on my sister’s grave that I wouldn’t care about any girl but Rose changed that only to find out she is another victim of his tricks..and it hurts but I don’t care I just want to mind my own business so I don’t care

    I arrived at work and everywhere was still quiet like when I left

    One thing I like about my workers is that they fear me enough to not waste their time gossiping lies…instead all they do is work

    I went to my office to find it cleaned up and back to normal but I just couldn’t concentrate…all I thought about was Rose

    Was he kissing her and holding her butt…have they ever had sex..does she love him

    Yes dummy why would she date him when she doesn’t love him my subconscious mind said while I just groaned and closed my eyes as i rested my head on my office chair

    Why am I thinking all this…it is non of my business by the way

    I found myself drifting to sleep

    🌹 ROSE’S POV 🌹

    Through the lunch with Max all I thought about was double J…Why was he so dull when he left

    I know I should be happy with Max but I miss double J’s cute smile and face

    “So when are you planning to let me in”Max asked “let you in where??” I asked pretending like I couldn’t understand him

    “Stop playing dumb…you know we have been dating for 3 months and we haven’t done anything intimidate “he said I choked on my chips while he chuckled

    “Sorry here is water “he said and handed me water while I hurriedly took it and gulped the whole thing

    “It’s fine if you don’t want to talk about it yet..I will just wait “he said and i smiled at him

    I don’t know but the butterflies I had while I first met him are gone

    His smile isn’t charming anymore and his eyes ain’t cute anyone

    What is happening to me

    “I have to go back to work”i said standing up and giving him a kiss

    “I will drop you off”he said and stood up and put his hand around my waist…I really felt uncomfortable

    I wanted to tell him to remove the hand but then he is my boyfriend

    I opened my door and he opened his and we both sat in

    He isn’t romantic as double J after all

    Soon we got to work and I left for double J’s office before going to mine

    I don’t know but I just wanted to make sure he is fine after leaving the restaurant looking all dull

    I found him asleep and a crazy plan got it into my mind

    I quickly ran to the nearest shop and bought face paints

    I ran back to the office…I did everything slowly on his face so he wouldn’t catch me red handed

    He looked like a beautiful crazy gorilla when I was done with my magic work

    I went back to my office …only two hours left for work to end for the day

    I started working till two our was gone…”Nigga “I shouted jerking him up from his sleep

    “Fuck you…that is not a proper way to wake someone even though you had a wonderful time with your boyfriend”he said rudely which made me laugh cause he looked more ugly with his gorilla face

    “Is there anything funny that I said”he said staring deeply into my eyes and I bit my bottom lip to stop me from bursting into uncontrollable laughter

    I shook my head “No I just wanted to tell you that the work for the day is done “i said breathing in deeply so that I don’t laugh

    “I wonder why you are acting weird “he said as he packed his files and stood up to walk with me

    Next time i am definitely drugging him so I can wear him a gorilla costume with a tail

    We got out and as soon as we got to the hallway …all the workers bursted out laughing while some even fell to the floor and some taking pictures of him

    He was confused as hell making him more ugly that I joined the workers in laughing…wow this prank was a hit…I wish I could embarrass him infront of his workers more often cause now he looks so stupid

    He quickly walked to the mirror in the wall to look at himself “Rose!!”he shouted and I quickly ran outside hailing for cabs

    TO Be Continued

  • Crazy P.A (Chapter 4)

    Crazy P.A (Chapter 4)

    Crazy P.A Chapter 4

    Thank you for choosing Siri as your online beautiful sweet story reading partner. Today we have “Crazy P.A Chapter 4 Or Episode Four Of Crazy PA by Authoress Lightness Stories Or Novels To Read with Siri.”

    🤷 Crazy PA Chapter Four:
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    ✨ SHE IS CRAZY BUT HE IS SCARY
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    💙 JORDAN’S POV 💙

    I started finding it hard to breath so I took long breaths to help me

    Through all the time the witch was busy staring at me while pouting her lips..I must admit that she is really cute

    “Nigga stop staring at my lips cause you will never get the taste”she said jumping up and which made the whole situation funny cause she was still in diapers

    Like diapers of a new born baby….oh my god…I don’t know but thinking about it I burst out laughing

    “Okay my boss is going crazy “She muttered to herself coming out from the baby bed

    This girl is fuckin creepy…how did she find out that I was going to come to work at this time…or has she been in there since morning

    I sighed as I saw she was going to the door…I put my leg infront of her and she fell flat on the floor

    “Ahh”she screamed while I laughed…”That is for scaring the shit out of me” I said and took out my phone as I stood up

    I started taking pictures of her with her unware of it ..”Hey Rose”i said and she looked at me

    I captured all of her body parts and face and ….this is going to be the best for my plan

    I chuckled to myself while she rolled her eyes

    “Creepy boss”she muttered to herself “I heard that”i said as I rolled my eyes “I know”she said

    “Where are my files”i said changing into the bossy mode

    “In the store room”she said nodding her head like she is listening to music…the same way Wendy did when she was starving

    “You are hungry ???”i asked and she just grinned looking over me

    “How did you know??”she asked like she was waiting for me to ask her that question for years

    “I read minds”i said and she rolled her eyes…”I knew you would say something dumber than your face”she muttered to herself

    “I heard that !!”i hissed at her “I know”she hissed back

    “Let’s go for lunch then “I said and she jumped on me laughing crazy

    “I love you…I love you…I love you”she said as she kissed all over my face

    “I can see that you love me because of food”i said and she chuckled

    “You are paying right?”she asked furrowing her brows

    “Yeah”i said calmly switching my phone off after texting my manager to fix the mess

    “Yipee!”she shouted and ran to her office to change I guess

    I got out and went to the reception to find the receptionist awake

    “Boss??when did you come In?”She asked in a flirty manner

    “The time you were busy snoring like a volcano”i said and she got embarrassed so she kept quiet and focused on her work

    I hate this workers of mine they are all flirty which Is the total opposite of Rose…I so wish everyone was like her

    “Okay nigga let’s go”Rose chipped on making the receptionist frown while she gave her,her middle finger making me chuckle

    “So where are we going”she said “You will see when we get there “I said and she clicked her tongue and started walking infront of me

    She was wearing a short yellow dress and I must say that she look hot in it

    I opened the car door for her and she jumped in while I just walked to my side of the car

    I entered and started driving …”So why did you come late at work”she asked with a smirk

    “I was busy”i said while she just laughed…throughout the drive to the restaurant Rose kept asking questions while I answered dishonestly

    I arrived and opened the door for her as we made our way through the the restaurant

    “Wow…how much do you make per month?”she asked while I just chuckled…isn’t that private…I just kept quite and she kept quiet too

    The waiter came to our table as we sat at the corner in the restaurant

    “Good day sir and madam”she said looking at and me…I know those eyes…what is it with this women throwing theirselfs at me

    Why isn’t Rose doing the same…not like I wanted her to do the the same by the way

    “I am right here miss waiter “Rose said snapping her fingers
    “Leave my brother alone cause you will get burned and infact he is married and even if he wasn’t married he was never going to look at you twice cause you look like a boiled cucamber”she said making me crack

    “I will have all this things on the menu and just in case you want to know…my brother is full”she said focusing on the menu

    The waitress scoffed and walked away ” Why did you be mean to her or where you jealous ” I said with a smirk and she rolled her eyes

    “Why would I be jealous when I heve a boyfriend…speak of the devil”She said with a grin and quickly ran to the guy at my back

    They kissed and it was displeasing to watching…as they broke the kiss I saw my worst nightmare smirking at me

    TO Be Continued

  • Crazy P.A (Chapter 3)

    Crazy P.A (Chapter 3)

    Crazy P.A Chapter 3

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    🤷 Crazy P.A Chapter Three:
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    ✨ SHE IS CRAZY BUT HE IS SCARY
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    🌹 ROSE’S POV🌹

    I sniffed even though there was no tears in my eyes…I sat like a Muslim as I watched double J and Kelvin laugh

    “Who did this to my sweet humble babe”i said in a terrifying voice and they went shut as they looked at me

    “Someone is so going to get it”i said as I stood up and went to double J’s office as they followed me

    Why aren’t they going home ???

    I shrugged the thought off….that was the most loved thing of mine because my mature boyfriend got it for me

    Yeah I have a boyfriend and I don’t like talking about him cause when I am around him I found myself acting all normal and mature…he is like the only person who can tame my craziness…and to say I love him I would be lying cause I just like him and love is a huge word…he owns many restaurants in New York so he is freaking rich

    I sighed heavily as I sat on double J’s office chair “What are you doing?”Double J asked sounding scared for some reason

    “I am going to find out who the fuck had nerves to kill my sweet humble baby”i said as I went through the laptop

    “I wanna pee”Kelvin said and quickly walked to the bathroom in the office”Me too “double J said and quickly walked into the bathroom

    Are they gays or what cause I can hear them locking the door

    Enough about them…time to find out the car murderer..I took the footage back to find out that it was those two niggas

    That’s why they have been acting weird…”Niggas”i banged on the door like a crazy woman

    “Come out of here you motherfuckers “I banged on the door again but they still didn’t open

    This niggas will know me well today

    I started kicking the door “You will fuckin come out…I won’t go till you come out..You act cool but you guys are so childish..
    Killing my sweet humble car…You will pay”i shouted and I heard them burst into laughter

    I angrily sat down as I muttered and cursed many things

    I woke up to find the bathroom door open

    “Fuck…why did I sleep “I cursed as I hit my forehead more than enough times

    I switched on the lights and ran to the store room to find the left over paints

    I started painting the office…I wrote things like Barbie,double J,nigga,asshole and lame boss not forgetting 1 inch dick

    I took all his working equipment to the store room

    I looked outside the window to see it was pretty dark

    I smirked as I thought of a plan…they think that they have won…I am going to show them who is the queen of pranks

    I quickly ran to a nearby baby shop…I bought baby beds and diapers together with glitter and toys…this i going to be fun

    I decorated his office and I think it took up to 2 hours…finally I was done…can’t believe I left my phone at home

    I walked downstairs and saw a note on the exit door…’THERE IS A WHITE CAR OUTSIDE INCASE YOUR CAR IS STILL DEAD SIGNED BY YOUR BOSS’ We will see who is the boss

    I smirked as I thought of his reaction when he see his beautiful office tomorrow

    I said goodbye to the guards as i hopped into the white limo…who goes home by a limo…my stupid boss isn’t stupid for nothing after all

    I sighed as I gave the driver my address and rested my head on the car sit.Can’t believe I am still sleepy….

    After some few minutes the car stopped infront of my family’s mansion..I got out to find my evil step sister sitting infront of the main door

    I am just too tired to talk….”I was so worried about you thinking your boss finally killed you”she said as she hugged me making me chuckle…so I am going to do this once I have a child…hell no to motherhood

    “You care too much evil step sister “I said yawning

    “It’s my job to care and who’s car was that “She asked wiggling her brows…I know she thinks it belongs Max which Is my boyfriend

    “It belongs to my boss mom”i said and she frowned “are you cheating on your husband to be”she asked as she looked at me in the eyes

    “Why would I cheat and FYI(for your information)Max and I will never get married cause it is just for fun”i said and she raised her hand to slap my head while I ran away laughing

    “Sweet dreams Rose!”she shouted after me “night evil step sister! “I shouted “dream about Max!”She shouted again “You know I will!”i shouted back making the both of us laugh

    I ran to my room and took a quick bath before jumping on my bed..

    The NEXT DAY….

    💙 JORDAN’S POV 💙

    I got ready for work by 12:00pm….I am really scared of Rose

    What if she kills me…I was supposed to be at work by 6 a.m but I delayed because of the outcome

    I drove slowly to work…I wish I could just skip work but no i got a lot of files to work on

    After about an hour which felt like a minute i finally arrived

    I got out and I swear even ants could see that I was shaking and scared

    I walked slowly and tried to put on the scary face I put everyday but no….instead I put on a face of a scaredy cat…thank god the lady at the reception was asleep and everyone was in their offices

    I finally arrived at my office to find everywhere painted pink and yellow with baby toys and all of the baby stuffs

    I laughed so much that my ribs started hurting

    Was this supposed to be a prank…I really expected more from her

    I went to the baby bed trying to push it out of the way but the unexpected happened

    “Hello boss “Rose stood up from the bed wearing a baby shirt and a huge diaper

    “Ahhh!!!”I screamed as I fell unto the floor with shock

    TO Be Continued

  • Crazy P.A (Chapter 2)

    Crazy P.A (Chapter 2)

    Crazy P.A Chapter 2

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    🤷 Crazy P.A Chapter Two:
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    ✨ SHE IS CRAZY BUT HE IS SCARY
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    🌹 ROSE’S POV Continues 🌹

    After 3 hours of answering my boss’s calls and doing his work for him he finally came out looking pale as hell

    “Are you better now nigga?”i asked trying to hold my laugher …he smirked as he looked at me

    Okay…he is creepy

    “Are you hungry cause I am sure you took all the food out or where you short of the toilet paper….”i said again hoping he could say something but no he just looked at me while he rested his body on the door frame of his bathroom or whatever thing he calls it

    “Oh i understand why you are so sour….You touched your own poop”i said and laughed uncontrollably but he still kept his scary face

    That is my cure to leave…I ran like I was being chased by my 1 000 000 years old ancestors

    He will not kill me yet…i bumped into his best friend Kelvin but I pushed him aside causing him to fall

    I didn’t care as I still ran outside…all people in the business mansion were looking at me weirdly as I ran till I got to my beautiful car

    “That nigga will not kill me”i said as I patted my car like it was understanding what I was saying

    I breathed in and out till I finally bounce walked inside like nothing happened

    My apple was not on his table…so he ate it…my boss is a dog.like jeez who eats food from his workers..I was still going to collect it for my lunch

    He needs some serious flogging for making me run like that

    💙 JORDAN’S POV 💙

    I couldn’t stop myself but laugh till I fell flat on the floor

    She was so scared and it makes me feel proud…I feel like I won 10 billion dollars

    My door burst open and I quickly composed myself thinking it was her again but to my surprise it was Kelvin

    I scoffed and he rolled his eyes..”Don’t tell me you are still angry at me”he said and I just sat down

    “You flirted with Rose infront of me..couldn’t you do it anywhere else”i said trying hard to not sound harsh

    “But Jordan…You never cared when I flirted with your co-workers why do you care now?”he asked and I just kept quite

    “Okay then..I am so sorry what can I do to prove that I am sorry”he said and I quickly stood up with a huge grin

    “We are going to remove her car wheels and paint her car yellow and pink…you know she hates colorful colours”i said and he looked at me in shock

    “What did this girl do to you?”he said and I just smiled

    “Kelvin she reminds me of Wendy..they are literally the same…don’t you think I would have fired her long ago…but no I kept her cause she fills my heart with joy…she is the only person to make me smile after three years…the only person to fill Wendy’s crazy space in my heart”i said and I realized that I have been crying

    Kelvin hugged me and I just cried…incase you are wondering..Wendy was my lovely and crazy sister.. even though we always fought and pranked each other..we loved each other dearly and shared each other’s craziness

    But her psycho boyfriend had to ruin it all by killing her…I couldn’t cope anymore as I killed him with my bare hands

    I am not a killer but I killed him and it didn’t make me feel better…instead it made me feel worse and after her death I couldn’t smile or laugh with anyone

    I hated everyone but Rose changed it all…”Okay let’s go”Kelvin said as he disengaged the hug

    I kept on the cold and scary face again as we walked to her office

    She was sleeping so we went outside as everyone bowed when we passed through

    “This will be fun!”i shouted as I looked at the two paints we bought from a nearby store

    “What did you do to her earlier cause she was running like she saw a ghost”he asked and I laughed remembering her reaction earlier

    After i explained everything to him he started laughing and he fell flat on the floor

    “So she did all that to you”he said still laughing while I frowned

    “It is not funny”i said finishing my work at the car

    “It is funny…like you took everything out in 3 hours… oh my god”he laughed

    While I just chuckled regretting why I told him in the first place

    Soon we were done and we went back to my office

    He helped with most of my work since he was done with his own work at his own business

    “What’s up niggas”Rose shouted sitting on Kevin’s laps

    I frowned…why does she like flirting with him so much

    “Hey babes…You knocked me out earlier “Kelvin said faking a frown..all this while I just pretended like I was busy with work but I was looking at them with the corner of my eyes

    “Sorry sweetheart is just that I saw a huge skeleton which looked like a baboon”she said causing Kelvin to burst into uncontrollable laughter cause he knew she was referring to me

    I glared at her But she pretended like she didn’t see my glares “Wish I could see the skeleton baboon too “Kelvin said making me more annoyed

    “Well it is still here..If you look well you could just see it infront of you”she said and I banged my hands on the table causing her to chuckle

    “What’s the problem double J…is your ass still paining you?”she asked and Kelvin laughed out loudly

    That’s it…I stood up and she quickly pecked Kelvin’s cheek and stood up”see you later babes and nigga my work for today is done”she said and walked our

    “Even mine is done so let’s go”i said with a smirk

    “Okay babes stand up”she shouted excitedly and dragged Kelvin up

    Kelvin wrapped his arms around her waist…it’s not a big deal..I assured myself as we walked out till we got outside the mansion

    Rose suddenly shouted “No!”

    She ran to her car and went on her knees…”my baby!”She shouted and rolled on the floor like a psycho

    It took everything inside of me to not laugh

    “My sweet humble baby is dead”she shouted again as she rolled on the floor..that was it

    Me and Kelvin bursted out laughing like crazy people

    TO Be Continued

  • Crazy P.A (Chapter 1)

    Crazy P.A (Chapter 1)

    Crazy P.A Chapter 1

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    🤷 Crazy P.A Chapter One:
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    ✨ SHE IS CRAZY BUT HE IS SCARY
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    🌹 ROSE’S POV🌹

    “Arggg”i screamed as my butt landed on the floor

    “Mom”i whined as I glared at her “You are late for work again Rose…do you want to get fired again?”she shouted like a mad woman while I just laughed

    “You look like Cinderella’s evil sister”i said still laughing

    “You ungrateful girl! “She shouted as she took her shoe off to hit me but I was too fast to get to the bathroom door and lock it

    “Yeah sure evil step sister “I said I could feel her boil the more with anger

    That is just our everyday routine…Oh mind my manners..I am Rose Turner a 22 year old girl who has been fired more than five times since I graduated 2 years ago

    You could say I am crazy with the brains…Cause every boss of mine like me for my smartness but I annoy them with my craziness and disobedience attitude that they end up firing me

    I am now working for Mr Jordan Johnson but I call him double J…he is quiet serious and scary for a human being but I don’t care

    I finished bathing and got out from the bathroom to find my mom gone

    I went to my closet and wore my street dancing clothes…today is my dance day

    I bounce walked downstairs and as I got downstairs my mom and dad were seated eating breakfast

    “Hello my Rose flower”my dad said dramatically making me laugh…you could say I got my craziness from him

    “Hello my crazy buddy “I said sitting down to eat pretending like I don’t see my mom’s glares

    “You are going to work like that ?”mom said looking at me from head to toe

    My hair was even tied up as a messy bun..”Yes evil step sister “I said trying to eat

    “Rose you do realise you are a P.A not some joker”she said while I mimicked her…That has been her motto for the past few months

    Dad laughed as I mimicked her but my mom picked an apple to hit me but I caught and ran out

    “Bye crazy buddy and evil step sister”i shouted as I went to my car

    It was really cute with its blue perfect colour…I started to play the 80s hip-hop and made sure I increased the volume till the end

    Mom came into the garage running while I just rode away nodding my head to the music

    People were looking at my car weirdly but I didn’t care as I got to work and got out people were shocked to the point that they started laughing while some took videos

    I just turned off my music to meet up with my scary but cute boss looking at me angrily

    “Whats up double J “I said trying to sound like a rapper

    “What are you wearing and what kind of music is that and I why do you always act so crazy?? “he asked so much questions that I just blocked my ears

    “One question at a time boss one question at a time”i repeated my words still trying to sound like a rapper

    “Follow me”he said in a bossy tone “Sure thing nigga”i said and took my apple as I started bounce walking to his office

    “Get to work”he said as he gave me some files grumply

    That is what I like about my boss…he never get angry unlike those past stupid bosses

    “Up to it nigga”i said as I chewed my apple annoyingly hoping he could get angry and fire me

    One fact about me is that I hate work but no this hard headed boss of mine won’t fire me

    “Get to work and I am not your nigga”he said making me laugh

    “You are so funny..finish that” i said and put my halfly eaten apple on his table

    “Nigga”i winked as i got outside his door…I heard him call me bitch but who cares

    I got to my office and put on my 80s hip-hop loud music

    I was still dancing when my speaker flew hitting the wall causing it to break into pieces

    “Stop annoying me!! “my boss shouted “why are you so angry nigga??”I asked innocently

    He hissed and walked out while I chuckled…he will fire me soon enough and he will pay for my speaker

    I got to work and 2 hours later I was done….time to get my boss tea

    I walked downstairs and made his tea the way he liked it

    I went to my office and poured the special ingredient which will make him spend some few hours in the toilet and he will finally fire me

    I walked to his office with a bold and serious face “here is your tea boss”i said and gave him with a bow

    “You are late by the way” he said trying to hide his surprised face..I have never talked to him with so much respect since day one

    He gulped the whole thing while I smirked evily…I sat down and looked at him as he started to move uncomfortably

    I laughed when he ran to his restroom built in his office

    “Rose!”he shouted while I laughed uncontrollably “That’s for breaking my sweet speaker”i shouted as I continued laughing

    TO Be Continued