
Nonsense Mistake Episode 1
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đ 𤌠Nonsense Mistake Episode One:
âBaby, Where are you? There is this lestaurant they opened newly, that is vely crose to my stleet.
I want you to come so we can clash one or two things there.
I heard that itâs the latest in townâ Ofoma said, asking his long time girlfriend whom he loved so much with all his heart and was planning to marry her.
âOh God! How did I end up with this loser? How many times will I teach him not use âRâ in place of âLâ? But he wonât learn.
He is just a stark illiterate, I canât deal with him anymore, Iâm beginning to get fed up with himâ
âUtom, are you still there?â Ofoma asked, listening to hear what Oluchi will say
âYesâŚ.yes, but I canât come alone, Iâm with my friend here, she just visited and there is no way I can leave her here all aloneâ Oluchi said
âNo plobrem, you can bling her arong. Iâm ever capabre to pay for what ever you and your fliend will eat, am I not âodogwuâ again?â He asked, sounding cheerful and Oluchi then gave him a very faint giggle and said: âOK, we will be on our way, just text me the addressâ
âOk, I will do that now. Itâs vely close to my stleet, frash me when you start comingâ
âPlease, itâs not frash, but rather use the word, beepâ Oluchi corrected him, feeling irritated, âand he did not even use the correct word which is âflashâ, bush manâ she murmured in her heart
âArlight my teacher, that was why I sent you to school so that my children will not have empty brain like I doâ
Oluchi then scoffed and said that they will be arriving the restaurant soon.
After they ended the call, her friend, Chidimma who paid her a visit, gazed at her in a questionable manner, trying to inquire if the guy was a new catch.
âHmm, I know what you must be thinking, because that look..â
âYes, yes.. Tell me already, because Iâm sure he canât be Ofoma. Because, the look on your face is different from the one you make whenever you are speaking with him over the phoneâ
âChidimma, to tell you the truth, he was the oneâ
âHuh! You mean that Ofoma was the one you just spoke with over the phone?â Surprised Chidimma asked
âYesâ
âNo way! Oluchi, are you being serious?â
âChi, I canât take it anymore! That guy is too low for my level. How can I be punishing myself, going out with somebody who Iâm not even proud off?
Whenever we are in a public place, I keep praying to God to make him remain silent, but there, he will always find a way to disgrace me with his â R & L â syndrome. To tell you the truth, I canât hold it any longerâŚ.â
âOluchi, if I tell you that Iâm not surprised hearing this utterances from you, then know that Iâm the biggest liar ever. Since when did you start feeling disgusted about him?â
âChidimma, I have been nurturing this feeling for a very long time now, just that he keeps washing my eyes with his money. Right now, Iâm considering leaving him, I canât take it anymoreâ
âWhy now? Answer me Oluchi, why now? After he has finished making you a responsible woman in the society?
Thanks to him, you were able to finish your studies in the university without any stress, with the hope of training his future wife.
Oluchi, there is nothing wrong with Ofoma, donât do this to him, donât break his heart. Why now that he has finished training you in school and already making plans of coming to see your people? â
âChidimma, please donât mistake love for gratitude. Marriage should be based on love and not gratitude. I know that he helped me with my education, Iâm not denying his tremendous effort towards that, but donât forget in a hurry that I was also paying him back in my own way. I also satisfied his other needs, so we are even.â
âBut he had built all his hopes on marrying you, that guy will commit suicide if you do this to him ooo, pls ooo Oluchi, donât do this, please. I beg you, you have to return the love you two used to shareâ
âChidimma, my eyes are opened now, I have already made up my mind.â
âSo since, you have already made up your mind, why did you lied to him that you will be coming to see him now?â
âCome on girl! I donât have to cut him off like that until I get another suitable guy that will occupy his place. Do you want my account to run dry all of sudden? I have to be posting him until Iâm completely done with him.â
âOh dear, she is definitely going to make Ofoma go crazy, he will commit suicide because of thisâ
Please letâs go before he start buzzing my phone, asking me where we are.
They were still on a tricycle that was conveying them to the new restaurant when her phone began ringing
âHe is callingâ Oluchi said, and then answered the call.
âUtom, where are you now? Iâm arleady at the praceâ he asked
âWe are getting closeâ Oluchi answered, angrily disconnecting the call to his ear, but Ofoma did not see it as anything.
When they reached, Ofoma rose from his seat as he sighted her.
âSee my Queen, uto ndum, looking so tantarizingâ he said in a loud tone, approaching to hug her, spreading his arms wide, as people turned watching his proud display of love towards his woman.
âChidimma, did you see how this man keeps disgracing me? And people are watchingâŚ. Why is he spreading his hands like that?â She faintly said, giving Ofoma a fake smile.
âAll I see here is a man who is in so much love and also proud of his woman. Oluchi, you donât know what you have. Some women would do anything to be in your placeâ Chidimma said in her heart.
And Ofoma then led them to where he was sitting and ordered for the waiter.
âWho is here? Prease, my Queen is here now, come and serve our tableâ
When the waiter approached their table, Ofoma began asking them what they have.
âHope you people have flied lice and chicken with sarad? They are my babyâs favolite?â
âOfoma, canât you keep shut for one minute? Seriously, Iâm done with this man, I canât bear this disgrace any longerâ Oluchi said in her heart, breathing anger and deep hatred towards Ofoma
âYes, we have all that sirâ the waiter replied
âOK, I will need one bottle of Helo Beer. Hope you have it here?â
âYes Sir, we doâ
âWhat of Ice-clean, the slawbely type?â He boldly asked, with the intention of making his woman happy
âNo sir, we donât sell ice-cream hereâ the waiter replied
âItâs ice-cream oo, strawberry oo.. Dear Lord, from what planet did this bush man emanated from? This is the height of it.. Thank God Chidimma is here with me, otherwise, I will die of shame.â She murmured, looking unhappy.
âUtom, what of your fliend, ask her what she will take, or should they bling flied lice for her too?â Ofoma asked, looking at Oluchi, noticing that she was not looking happyâŚ
TO Be Continued




























